Japanese movie

>Japanese movie
>can't tell a single character apart because of their crazy ass names and they are all virtually identical

>Chinese movie
>Ching ching chong wing bing bang tong ting pong li poo pee chang

>Chinese film
>Characters are referenced by their first, last and nick name

Japs are way easier to tell apart than Chinese are though desu

>asian film
>aspect ratio is 16:5

I had that problem with Shin Godzilla. Aside from a couple members of the main cast, I had no fucking clue who was who.

>good guy has beard
>bad guys are all ugly

...

go to bed drumpf, you have lots of golfing and cocksucking to do tommorrow

>PRIME MINISTER FUCKYU AT THE HOUSE OF WHATEVER
>CHAIRMAN CHINKFACE AT THE PALACE OF FAGGOTRY
>GENERAL GOOKMAN IN THE HEADQUARTERS OF ASIAN MASCULINITY

I liked Shin Godzilla, but goddamn if that shit didn't get old real fast.

Not-Rei and Not-Misato were cute, though.

God damn my sides

If you can't identify anime characters just by their eyes alone you're just a brainlet, on par with people that think anime characters look white.

>feeling obligated to get familiar with Asian people

>american movie
>it has niggers in it
>turn off tv

>american movie
>it has allegorical themes related to slavery and racism
>all amerimutts are equal, but some amerimutts are more equal than others

I didn't buy a colour TV to watch niggers

>watch American movie with a Japanese character
>9/10 times they hire some Asian-American who can't speak the language for dick

Very nice trips x2

Literally the reason they made anime.

Don't bother with character names.

>ywn have 3some with them

Fuck this world

i think you're thinking of Korean movies

Are you lost or something

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? get it?

n-nani?!

I don't remember character names in most movies though.

Why do Japs use so many different voice actors in anime? Western animated shows often use the same voice actor for multiple parts but in anime they will hire a different actor for even small roles

I thought they used like 10 different people for all anime. They all sound the same.

Use mnemonic techniques.
For example kayakazi: the jap as a nazi in a kayak.

NANI O YUTERRU

THat happens to me watching korean and old hong kong movies too

Russian books are the absolute worst for this, everyone has like 15 unrelated names

>all the dozens of characters in Crime and Punishment whose name starts with a fucking R

Underrated as fuck, just made my morning

>tfw from Slav country resulting in half my High school literature curriculum being 19th century Russian bullshit

>tfw from Cuck country resulting in half my high school literature curriculum being late 20th century Holomeme and empowered womyn bullshit

Reminds me of the Mereenese characters in Dance of Dragons

You bought it to watch people of color. Whitey btfo