Habits you've copied from film

my morning ritual, thanks to Die Hard 2
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autism pause from drive

unironically this

This one for me.

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So your morning ritual is to act like a fag? That's a brave admission.

there is nothing gay about doing naked martial arts in the morning.
whats the point putting on your garb when youre going to have a shower anyway?

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Smoking

I miss the very late 80s early 90s.
this is intimidating and manly

i reenact the tears in the rain speech in the shower

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I fuck pies

This is mine. I really hate my alarm.

>see john wick
>always have elaborate gun-fu fights in shower

Rinsing with one hand after brushing my teeth (Sopranos)
Brushing my teeth while I'm in the shower (Ganja & Hess)

You should do it with cold water running for maximum badassery. It would produce a rush sufficient to achieve a certain inner intensity for the first couple seconds, then a sense of tranquility, and when you feel that tranquility during the pose, you will feel energized and vitalized to the point of wanting to achieve greater things.

Whenever I am waking home from counselling, I like to run through all my neighbours back gardens while pretending to be Ferris Bueller.

Every time I turn the TV off, I do it like Colonel Stuart. Granted, I'm not technically nude every time, but I still whip around and use the remote like a laser just like he does.

>sleeping naked
enjoy bed bugs down your cockhole retard

I tuck my shirts in my pants and adopt that smug/curious look with a faint smile. Guess who I borrowed from

>enjoy bed bugs down your cockhole retard
>someone really thinks this can happen

Obviously a burger, uncut men don’t need to worry about it, because we can just keep our foreskin closed tight with a rubber band

>bed bugs
How poor are you?

>be uncut
>have bedbugs crawl up my urinary tract
Shit so I'm not a virgin anymore?

My "hmmm"ing has definitely increased because of Tom hardy. I also used to take the piss out of Charlie Hunnam in sons of anarchy where he'd say Jesus Christ at least once and episode. I now say Jesus Christ way more frequently :(

You stopped being one the moment the mohel sucked your dick.

>sleeping naked
>not poor

>current year of our Lord and savior
>Wearing clothes in bed

What’s wrong with you

Technically I haven't woken up in the morning in years. Most nights I don't go to bed until the sun is already up. I should probably just kill myself.

Go to bed at midnight you fucking shithead how hard is that huh?? especially since I bet you dont spend nights out with friends getting pussy huh? then why not have good sleeping schedule? is that gonne kill you nigger? Go to sleep at midight tonight yuo undertsand??

>americans don't take their clothes off at home

gotta be prepared to shoot the burlgar, user.

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You gotta force yourself to wake up during non-REM sleep, then stay awake the entire day, and go to sleep, repeat until you normalized your pattern.

Another thing is to just change your lifestyle. Make sure you get all the essential nutrients, especially Iodine, which can help you detoxify the pineal gland which regulates melatonin.

If you want more info I'd be happy to help.

Shut up dude, posts like this are really fucking annoying and scream that you're underaged. I'm not even him, but that edgy Tommy Tough-Guy shit really irritating.

>detoxify the pineal gland which regulates melatonin.

>dude
>fucking annoying
>muh underaged!!!
>WAAAH WAAAH why isn't this thread my personal safe space?!
I gave him advice and all you find to answer is this, lmao at your life really, go to bed at midnight.

can't I just like take a melatonin pill and thats good

I know it sounds like new age bullshit, but there is certain merit in it. There are certain halogens like Bromine and Fluorine which accumulate in the tissues, if Iodine deficiency is sustained for long enough. Iodine flushes accumulated heavy metals and less effective halogens.

Believe it or not, I don't really care, I'm just trying to help.

>just go to sleep
advice hopefully no one ask you for medical advice

You would be treating the symptom instead of the cause then.

Fuck off and get to sleep at midnight. Stop crying

>I’ll take what is American healthcare for $100

>what is American healthcare for $100

A few hundred meters in an ambulance?

I got really into Woody Allen when I was in high school. Now I say "You know" every other sentence, I move my hands a lot when I talk, and I'm in love with a high school girl.

The power stance is my go to pose

Unironically this, and Morpheus behind the back armgrab thing.
I have no idea what to do with my hands otherwise, and mommy said hands in pockets looks autistic.

There was a time in my life where i pretty much became Travis Bickle.

>Had the same M65 Jacket
>Would drive around and watch women from my car during the day, although i eventually got bored of them after about a week.
>Would force random quotes from the movie into my speech
>Carried a big hunting knife strapped to my arm because i didn't have a gun.
>Stopped when i tried to re-enact the ending by attacked a skinny nigger crackhead in the street and got my ass handed to me.

Still got the Jacket though.

Haven't seen this one in a while. Thanks.

Thank you based pastaposter.

i don't remember this autism pause from drive.

Jim Carey:

Aaaaaalrighty Then

>"want a glass of water?"
>day turns into night
>the girl's kid grows 4 inches taller
>satin jackets go out of style
>eric roberts appears in 12 new movies
>polar ice caps melt and drowns half of the world's population
>you run out of toothpicks
>"ok."

Ew kys

full bickle, now

Drink a little coffee, smoke a joint, eat breakfast, enjoy some memes while you take a shit.

Sometimes I'll rub my forehead and ask people sumn

your chances of scaring off a burglar are way higher if you're butt naked

Kill yourself newfag