Daniel Craig tried to have Sex with Rooney Mara

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Blind items are retarded but
>WAH SHE UGLY BUT WON'T SLEEP WITH ME!
Wow really how odd

That guy is a proven liar who puts out about 5,000 blind items a year. Use your common sense.

This one I actually believe simply because I remember Daniel Craig being really feminist when he first got into Bond talking about how Bond was a cad and saying it was about time he fooled with women his own age and how he didn't like Bond being a playboy.

Every sex offender has been a public feminist

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>this doesnt look like the lego store daniel

>This one I actually believe
Then you're a fucking idiot like all the rest.

So that's why they aren't friends anymore....

Feminist = Rapist, I don't make the rules

been reading too many of those damn blind items. someone send help

Doesn’t sound like like Daniel Craig at all except the obvious inserts to identify him

what website do you use?

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I have a bad feeling about this, rolling nonetheless

pls i have legos and math blasters on pc cdrom

i believe this without evidence, i'm an american juror

Who cares? Men try to fuck women every single minute in the world. Why is this news?

daniel craig is a dead man
i won't let him get away with this
rooroo is the most beautiful creature to ever grace this god forsaken world

you only like her because she's a midget and reminds me of Matilda

M-TRON SKRUH

All of these are insulting though.

Rollinh

5 get

The real question is:

>Who the fuck cares?

Who was it that wounldn't fuck him?

all righty then

rln

>when she sees my lego collection

quads incoming

i'm worried

NOT ROONEY!
I know how pathetic and sappy it is but I think of her as being terribly fragile. Unlike Kate.

>Every sex offender has been a public feminist

good luck with that, sparky

>"Hey Roons, what are you doing?"
>"Just building some LEGO and watching a movie."
>"I see. You know I'm going out tonight, right? With my date?"
>"Yeah, you told me. I remember things, Kate."
>"Well, I'm leaving soon."
>"Yeah, yeah."
>"Well what I wanted to say is... what it is is... hey Rooney, what movie is that?"
>"The Lion King."
>"I used to love that. Now I can't remember anything about it. I used to listen to the songs all the time. Now I can't even remember who made them."
>"There was something you wanted to say?"
>"Yes... Rooney, I really don't want to see you on this date tonight. It's a private thing and-"
>"I understand. I'm not like I used to be anymore."
>"Oh, well I see you later then."
>"Have fun."
>Kate leaves the appartement
>She sees her date standing on the corner of the street
>It's Daniel Craig
>Kate walks up to him
>"Hey babe, I live over there."
>"Oh, sorry."
>"That's alright. My car's this way."
>They walk to the car together
>"So, did Rachel notice anything?"
>"She's a dyke. She doesn't care."
>"Wow. I suspect my sister is kind of like that."
>"She's a weird one, isn't she? WIth all due respect."
>"It's alright. She kind of is. I love her, but she can be a pain."
>They get in the car
>"Yeah, your sis is pretty quiet. Kept playing with legos while we were filming Dragon Tattoo."
>"LEGO."
>"What?"
>"That's what you're supposed to call them."
>"Does it really matter?"
>"It does to her."
>Daniel looks both contemplative and uninterested
>"Crazy girl. Again, with-"
>"All due respect, yes. It's alright. She's my little crazy sister. A loveable goof. Mama and Papa never really understood her. Papa wanted her to be more like a girl and Mama... Mama kind of wanted to say."
>"But she's feminine."
>"Yeah, but she's not normal, and she's obsessed with LEGO. Papa thought that was for boys only. I always stood up for her. Hung out with her. Understood her. I always felt like I was the only one who could. And definitely someone who should."

well done

>"That's cute."
>"That I love my sister?"
>"That's cute too, but I meant that you still call your parents Mama and Papa."
>"Well, I'm pretty cute."
>Kate and Daniel both laugh
>Daniel kisses Kate on her neck
>"Enough about my sister, what have you been up to?"
>"Oh... just this and that. Acting stuff."
>"You? Acting? Get out of here."
>Daniel laughs
>"I've been trying to get into. But it's hard. Did you hear they're looking for a new James Bond? I think I might audition."
>"In your dreams, buddy."
>"The only thing in my dreams is you."
>"That's what I want to hear."
>Dan puts his hand on Kate's leg
>"Now I have more than dreams."
>"That's just the way you like it, don't you, you- What's that noise?"
>"That knocking?"
>"Yeah!"
>"What's going on?"
>A hard knocking comes from the trunk
>"KATE!"
>It's Rooney
>"KATE! KATE! KATE!"
>"Is that your fucking sister?"
>"Yes... yes it is."
>"KATE YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME SO I CLIMBED INTO THE TRUNK"
>Daniel leans back and closes his eyes forcibly
>"I can't fucking believe this."
>"KATE CAN YOU HEAR ME"
>"Yes, I can hear you."
>"OK GOOD CAN YOU SEE ME"
>"No."
>"THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR"
>"Rooney why are you doing this?"
>"IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT"
>Daniel puts his head on the dashboard
>"Sure. This is happening. This is what happens. Of course. This is what I get."
>"HEY KATE IS THAT MISTER DANNY DETECTIVEMAN WITH YOU"
>"Yes, it's Daniel Craig."
>"She calls me Danny Detectiveman? I'm fucking Danny Detectiveman?"
>"I SAVED HIM FROM A MURDERER ONCE BY BEATING THE MEANIE WITH A GOLF CLUB"
>"Rooney you fucking freak I told you twenty times, especially after you actually thought I didn't want to go out with you - I don't, but it was my CHARACTER you liked - that it was a movie! A fucking movie, Rooney!"
>"MAMA DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN ME AND KATE SAY BAD WORDS"
>"Rooney, what is so important?"
>"OH KATE IT'S REALLY SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA LOVE"
>What is it?"
>"KATE I REMEMBER WHO WROTE THE MUSIC FOR THE LION KING"

>sparky

>no quads
why do we live?

>he wanted to have sex with women
>"sex offender"

check this out

ha, that uggo laughed at your dick

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Let's do this

bruh

nigga he got quads

>*Daniel Craig walks into Rooney's trailer*
>"Hey Roon, what do y-"
>"NO TOUCHIES!"

So that's what the director meant with this whole deranged opening
youtube.com/watch?v=sY4f_83t_rw

Fucking Hollywood. Sick place.

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Is Rooney Mara gay? Craig is totes hot.

she likes younger guys that are also autismo

>Is Rooney Mara gay
Obviously.

what the fuck

I don't take side on Craig but I endorse your logic.
Male feminists are hypocrites

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Ok

rollen

I want to see this. I can hear it.

cool beans

pls

Daniel Craig is gay, which is well-known to the London club scene, and Rachel is a beard. Sup Forums must be really out of touch.

here goes nothing

how do I become Rachel's boytoy

ROLL

>dumb as rocks

His performance in Logan Lucky was not the performance of a dumb man

I have a container full of lego and two rc cars in my closet, bestow digits plox

10/10

lol where are those excerpts from I've been seeing a few posted here lately

This is probably the most Sup Forums thing I've ever seen.

I'm going to see the film Rooney did with Terrance Mallick on Thursday
What am I in for?

Roll

a broken heart

>Trump
>sex offender

Hey reddit!

can't blame him

roll

Roll

roolling

i got this

checked

Fuck it

Why the fuck not?

Rollin

You're one simple son of a bitch, user.