Blade, ready to die?

Blade, ready to die?

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John Doe was kino.

Absolute shit movie, but CRIMINALLY underrated version of Dracula
>Haven't you read Stoker's fable? I was the first of the vampires. I am unique.
To this day one of my favorite movie lines.

ryan reynolds ruined blade 3, prove me wrong

Movie was trash but his performance was kino.

This.

how is that a good line?

I ate a lot of garlic earlier and I just farted har har

It felt like he was trying to be Deadpool.

Jessica Biel was worse. Her very existence was an affront to the franchise.
>Whistler took time from his lifelong crusade of vengeance to have another kid lol
>and she's so speshul that she sought him out, FOUND him (with no training or anything) and decided to do what he does
Just an awful, garbage character.

His delivery was great, and the context in which it was said is one of my favorite tropes.
>ancient being references significant historic/fictional works it has a major role in to point out how old/powerful/important/infamous it is

THe movie in itself was shit but he really helped getting worse

He was the good part of blade 3

sounds like autism to me

How rude.

You dumb fucking idiot. That performance led to the comic book Deadpool saying he's basically Ryan Reynolds, which led to Reynolds learning about the character, liking it and pushing for him as the lead in a Deadpool movie.

he was the very first quip artist and forever since we will always have quips in our capeshit

>that whole scene dedicated to blatant iTunes product placement

THATS FATAL!

>LINC!

He was bad, but he was a small drop in a big bucket of shit.

Thank god you're not a screenwriter

Ipods are awesome brah
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Fpbp

I was born ready, motherfucker.

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Still waiting for another Marvel movie to top Blade 1 or Spiderman 1 & 2.

Since Marvel is a bit lighter now they should do a campy VTMB-esque Blade show on Netflix or the new Disney stream service. Lots of color and atmosphere, corny but cool 2000s action. You could even have it set back then so it doesn't fuck with the other Netflix shit. Have the pre-AoS Johnny Blaze Ghost Rider show up from time to time.

Logan is better than all of those.

Honestly Blade II was better than the first one and didnt age as bad

>modern marvel
>TV MARVEL to boot
No thanks.

Best song

Nothing DC or Marvel do will ever surpass Blade 1, Spawn and the Burton Batman movies. They just don't make them like that anymore.

I thought they were going to introduce Blade in Daredevil season 2. With all the vampire-like shit going on with The Hand and Elektra. I think that would have been the perfect spot to do it, instead of vampires he's hunting undead Hand members or something. Then give him his own spin-off like The Punisher. Then you could do Moon Knight, and Ghost Rider, and have all four of them come together in The Offenders

With Netflix' track record I really don't want them anywhere near any of the interesting heroes. Also Blade doesn't really need to be part of an expanded universe. In fact, it would kind of hurt the atmosphere. The reason why Blade 1 and 2 were so great was because it had absolutely nothing to do with Superheroes.

Is family name in nord italian dialetc sound like pig.

Is low is cheesy campy role of Heat Wave in the DCU TV (Flash/Legends)

>be dracula come back to earth
>look and dress like some sort of italian fashion model

He started out great, but thanks ot Snipes being a thunder-cunt on set and ruining it for everyone, they all started to mess about. Reynolds went further than most with the dumb-fuckery is all.

Wasn't even the best song of the Blade franchise

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>guys what if we took everything that was cool and good about the first two movies
i'm with you
>and removed it from the 3rd one
that's wild, let's try it!

when did Sup Forums get a bbc pidgin translator

I can see her panties!

With Goyer directing it never had a chance.

>Spawn
brainlet detected

The early 00s was a magical time

Literally the same reason ennis punisher is the best one. cause it has no retarded as superheros in that world

>implying

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you sound stupid, name jessica but you describe her character.

The fuck kind of post is this?

And yet after this blunder of a movie, people still keep giving David Goyer work

Hello! My name is "Fuck you"

Wew!

this guy is the definite validation that the neck pill is real

>ruin a movie
>so a bad comic can recognize you as the perfect guy
>make money for yourself after ruining movie
good guy Ryan

Elaborate

>JBiel will never beat you within an inch of your life.

The Buddha has said that all life is suffering.

Fuck off, he's great in everything

GZA>RZA

yes but iccanthika faggots like you can’t do anything with that can you?

what

I forgot he directed and wrote that shit. Goyer a shit

>romania
>rome
>italy

Deepest lore

>looks like the fucking strongest and most alpha man in the world in OP’s pic
>has a twink body

The neck is everything

why didn't he open his eyes?

He just didn't

every time

My nigga

Dubs confirms best song

I did like the Reaper infected dog

Hey dickface, you seen my dog?

>Bunch of plebs

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He's on his knees XD