ITT: we thank Jackie Chan

Thanks Jackie Chan

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Thanks.

THank you Jackie for Who am I

but I didn't do anything
still getting paid though

THANKS JACKIE U R THE BEST PLS MAKE ANOTHER RUMBLE IN THE BRONX

>tfw didn't even start my 300 word essay due next fucking week already
I've disappointed you yet again, Jackie

Thank you based Jackie.

I heard he doesn't do his own stunts

>3000 word essay

Fuck you, Jackie Chan.

I didn't though. I didn't even try. Fuck off, dumb chink.

I did a lot yesterday and it was a good day.
Haven't done anything today.

Can someone post the webm of him beating up ten guys near a motorcycle? I don't watch his stuff but that one was neat.

You're welcome faggots

Dude, you can easily write 1000 a day.
Don't freak out and just do it

Dont try to disguise as me u mothafucka

i dun wan no trabul

>cant write 7-8 pages in a week
just fucking drop out you fucking idiot. you're obviously too stupid

prease, i dont wan no troubre

Wassu' my nigga?

go away cris tuckah no rush hour 4 for u

>300 word

T.Hanks
Yu
Jackie Chan

FUCK

there's really no point in completing a course that specifies a number of words on pieces of work

Name one game

That’s literally every course

Raughs*

>Reminder that Jackie Chan is a pawn of the Chinese government

Imagine his inevitable sex scandals and his death.

Fuck

Thanks Jackie Chan

Another inspirational Asian man

youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE

Smog!? I see no smog! Hong Kong most clear sky city in whole world!

Thanks Jackie, still waiting on Rush Hour 4.

thanks jackie chan
and thanks for Sup Forums too, jackie

They already came out

He had an extramarital affair and had an illegitimate daughter in the 90s and smuggled in weapons to fight the triads

>tfw I keep disappointing him, my parents and most of all myself every day
JDIMSA

>Smuggled in weapons to fight the triads
I dont believe you

>tfw I need to write 50 lines of code before Thursday

wait they cant smoke in public or something?
or does he mean just indoors?

thank you jackie, you're one of my favorite directors

You're the man.

>being this new

code to do what?

>4 for u
you fucking nigger

Guys going through a bit of a rough time. He was at his brothers funeral yeaterday and received news another one of his friends died that same day. This was all on Bruce Lee's birthday too.

ooooh curse of the dragon so spoopy

to decode

Thank you Jackie.

eonline.com/news/885996/jackie-chan-s-estranged-daughter-publicly-comes-out-as-a-lesbian
not sure about the triads, but his daughter came out as a dyke

I gotta write a heapsort function to sort a list

please live forever Jackie

Thank You Jackie for making the greatest film I'll ever see.

That's a like a paragraph

>Tfw when my thesis is due in two weeks
>I have about 20% done
I don't even deserve to live desu.

oh boy! gotta see this

Does the general Chinese person hate their government?

But he is right.

People from Hong Kong seem to hate him.

...

Two weeks is a lot of time if you actually use it. The morning's sick-anxiety feeling will only go away when you start working, so embrace that and get to it.

It's not a custom of mine to thank Chinese Maoist commies.

Quick! Name 10 things that aren't Jackie chan

>not thanking Uncle!
You are all bad nephews!

Who Am I is one of Jackie's lamest, desu. The first 20-30 minutes is spent Jackie in Africa doing fuck all. There's no fighting in this portion either.

It does have one of the best final fights and stunts though. I think that's why it's so well regarded, but really, overall it's one of his weakest.

I just watched these over thanksgiving.

Get outta here, chinese government puppet

I couldn't because he used them all as weapons then they all became Jackie Chan's Weapons.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zoMAkCxvIc

>1.60 CNY has been deposited in your account.

oh shit im on the same boat
thanks user you give me hope

>tfw haven't even started my one word essay due in by the heat death of the universe

im so sorry Jackie