Explain this shit

explain this shit

It’s actually Snoke. He shrunk himself down and dedicated his life toward getting revenge on the ship that got away.

Looks like a 56%

bobbit worm

Lucas was a Lynch fanboy

Fuck I chuckled at this.

>Massive worm like animal living in a random meteor in the middle of space
>nothing to eat
>some how can survive in the vacuum of space

Lucas was a hack. You all know it. You only defend him because it's the edgy non conformist thing to do.

Filler

those are exogorths check the wookiepeida

They're silicon based creatures that survives on minerals in asteroids and cosmic radiation

It's a worm... That lives in an asteroid. They flew into his bunghole.

It orders delivery

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but how do they get there?

Obvious Dune copypaste. But its okay when Lucas does it!

If they draw their nutrients from the asteroid why do they even need a mouth and digestive tract?

why does it have mammalian organs if it's more mineral than animal? Why does it's food source go through the intestine through the Kidney and then to the stomach?

Jesus the fanfic and universe is so shit, it's literally for kids. I'm so sad mass Effect shit the bed, it would have been a logical Star Wars for adults and such....

>The largest are found on asteroids near Hoth.

Intriguing horseshit

this makes no sense
where do their intestines lead?
if they're leeching minerals from their anal cavity then their intestine works both ways
where does the waste go?

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That's my dick penetrating the void that is in your girls asshole

I always assumed it survived the collapse of its homeworld.

Star Wars is space fantasy and treating it like Sci-Fi is asking for trouble.

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Kek

does lucas have an unbirth fetish? is he our guy?

Exogorths, also known as space slugs or giant space slugs, were members of a silicon-based species that resided in the hollows of asteroids. At least one space slug lived in the Hoth asteroid belt.

Space slugs would reach full maturity at ten meters and reproduced by splitting into two smaller, separate bodies. If a space slug was incapable of this process, its growth would continue uninterrupted, potentially reaching lengths of up to 900 meters. Slugs of this size were known to swallow starships whole and house entire ecosystems.[1]

Often living in asteroid fields, space slugs would burrow into an asteroid until completely hidden. From there, they would feed off stellar energy emissions, mineral-rich deposits from the asteroid, floating space debris, and other silicon-based creatures, such as mynocks.[1] Largely dormant, the opportunistic feeder could lunge upon passing ships, however doing so would use up all of its energy, exhausting it.


duhh

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Nice wookeepaedia entry you got there. Such a shame is anything might happen to it to make not canon.

Fantasy sci-fi.

That's from the canon section. The EU section is a lot weirder:

>The House of Adasca found a way to control the slugs, known to Adascorp scientists as exogorths, after the Great Sith War. Based on the research of Gorman Vandrayk, Adascorp was able to control the hunger drives, growth rate, and reproductive fission processes of the creatures. Arkoh Adasca placed control mechanisms and hyperdrive engines on a group of slugs and sought to sell them to the Republic, the Mandalorians, or the Revanchist faction as superweapons.

imagine if one of these things dropped in to our oceans and we had no idea where it went and couldn't find it.

based

The mouth?

this

It's science FANTASY. Go watch Star Trek if you want an actual explanation for things you nerds

this is the real question

Normal people
>oh that space chase and hide and seek sequence looks good. It would look cooler if we add a sand worm in it
Autists
>What does the worm eat? We need backstory on the worm!
You are the reason why we stopped having good things

I imagine since the worm is like a apple worm one day it would metamorph into a space butterfly and fly to lay eggs in another planet

Luke, did I ever tell you about Space Slugs? Space slugs reproduced asexually by fission. Once an adult slug reached a certain size, a chemical trigger would cause it to split apart into two identical slugs. The two new space slugs would immediately become self-reliant. Space slugs also molted as a result of their growth. Occasionally, this mechanism would be overridden, and the slug would grow to monstrous sizes.

A space slug would travel through the asteroid fields they inhabited by pushing off the surface of one asteroid and floating through space to land on another. They also could use solar winds to help propel themselves through space. Through highly evolved sense of spatial awareness, they were capable of calculating the speed, trajectory, and distance of perilous moving bodies around them. This sense of spatial acuity also aided them in hunting food. They appeared to have been able to anchor themselves into a cave in an asteroid with tendrils, which also drew nutrition directly from the asteroid itself. As a space slug did not remain in one asteroid for its entire life, it can be assumed that they could break free from their point of anchorage without causing significant injury to themselves. Although their primary diet, similar to Mynocks, was passive radiation, but they do tend to chomp on rocks and metal as well.

On occasion, the naturally occurring chemical trigger would cause the space slug to kill whatever occurred near them. These oddities were known to reach sizes of nearly one kilometer in length. These colossal slugs were known to take sizable bites out of capital ships that passed too close to the slug's current dwelling, and even swallow smaller vessels whole. At these sizes, the mynocks they ate would often become internal parasites, rather than nourishment, living inside the cave-like esophagus of the slugs that ate them.

He was a good slug.

did they literally enter thru his asshole?

underrated

I always figured it was a Dune reference.

Yeah it is underrated. He actually fuckin was.

heh

He asked Lynch to direct Star Wars but he refused.

To be honest a lot of this book was bullshit. It also has a page dedicated to the sarlaac which is now this HUGE behemonth below the mouth, tentacles and beak

Someone edit the op with the face

Tru

>mass effect
>for adults

AHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

That shit is even more retarded than star wars. Everything is handwaved away with muh ancient aliens. At least Star Wars doesn't pretend to be hard sci-fi like ass effect did.

seriously don't get it.

It's funny because it's a giant space slug and Americans (56% meme) are thought to be very fat.

Oof

900m long space butterfly. That would be fucking terrifying.

Why are newfags like you guys so dreadful