Wait, where's the scary part
Wait, where's the scary part
Bentley Cook
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Robert Clark
Bro, you weren't scared at a movie geared towards 15 year olds? That's totally rock and roll dude! You should get a tattoo across your face that says "bad motherfucker" cause that's what you are, bro! So metal!
Elijah King
Aren't you embarrassed that you actually typed this out and posted it? I would be red in the face after I reread a post like this.
Logan Howard
The father
Wyatt Wilson
I see this image 5+ times a day since this movie was released
It's time to cool it with the obsession, Sup Forums.
Benjamin Howard
Reminder that OP is an actual turboautist who posts the same exact pathetic thread of how a certain film isn't scary enough to him every single day.
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Brandon Hernandez
The Witch is about failing as a man and the consequences of doing so. I guess you wouldn't understand. Have another glass of soy milk.
Leo Williams
it's a thread used to bait newfags.
welcome, newfag.
Andrew Collins
newfag
Charles Taylor
(You) too
Liam Jackson
>HURR IM SO MATURE I DON'T FEEL ANY EMOTIONS
cringe
Dylan Reyes
if you've been here for that long and DON'T know that this is a newfag bait-thread then you're doing it wrong
Cooper Long
This movie is the PERFECT plebfilter.
Gavin Wright
the thread is too
it's literally the perfect movie
Justin Long
the scary part is realizing that anya will NEVER be your gf
Kevin Smith
This, I'm scared by drama like The Witch so im le patrician and ur plebs
Landon Rogers
>old lady grinding baby into paste and starting to levitate
>thats not scary because there is no sudden closeup of her face with a music sting
Dylan Flores
Its a folktale, its not a horror film. You're not supposed to be afraid, you're supposed to be mildly uncomfortable.
Luis Turner
fucking this
all these retards making threads whining about "b-but there weren't jumpscares!" are completely missing the point
Henry Powell
The part where you realise that all of modern women have been enticed by the devil and have become unbridled and wild like the symbolic witches of old. Very scary.
Mason Flores
>all these retards making threads whining about "b-but there weren't jumpscares!" are completely missing the point
do you know what 'bait' is?
Bentley Baker
this man... wtf.
Brandon Rivera
this
Ryan Ortiz
Black Phillip is cute! CUTE!
Jaxson Williams
>would you like to live deliciously?
Julian Davis
AKA GO TO A NAKED WITCH RAVE IN THE FOREST
BRAVO BLACK PHILIP