First image of Rooney Mara in 'Mary Magdalene' (Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ)

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I NEED A MOVIE WITH SURLY CHAIN SMOKING WAKEEN JESUS

>First image of Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ and Anthony Langdon as St. Peter in I'm Still Here, a modern update on the New Testament

>a (((modern update))) on the New Testament
So they’re going to fuck?

This had fucking better be based on the Gnostic gospels. It's not like heartland Christians are going to flock to it with this cast, anyway.

Kikes trying to erase Mel Gibson's Passion.

Jesus looks like a 50 year old bum.

He looks like some crazy guru. Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't hang out in rags.

>produced by (((Weinstein)))

So it'll be another anti-Catholic movie released for cheap publicity around Easter.

>Kikes
It's being made by Mel's countrymen

>heartland Christians

the target audience is blacks and latinos these days hombre

>Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't hang out in rags.
This, Jesus played the stock market so He could afford the finest jewels, silks & perfumes

Not saying he was rich, just saying he was certainly wearing clean clothes.

What detergent did Jesus use?

>Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ!

I highly doubt Joaquin Phoenix is doing a Kirk Cameron-style christian drama

>Chiwetel as Peter

>IMPLYING JESUS WAS WH***TE

W E

Only feminists and New Age faggots like the gnostic gospels.

FUCK

>TRYWELL KAMKWAMBA

>nigger
>has played an Indian, an Israelite, a Transylvanian and a lion
Wow such range

>Implying 2000 years ago people didn't wash their clothes

>jew playing the king of jews

i'm okay with this

Black people in ROMAN Palestine was probably a lot more likely than milky white People to be fair.

We're talking specifically about the Jew Peter, Autismo

I bet Jesus washed his whites and colored clothes together, fucking retard

why does jesus look older than his mum

that's his autistic gf

Based

>Jews aren’t black
??????

Cause Mary is and always was pure, Jesus bore the weight of our sins and had a hard life.

nice this has qt israelfu in it

Gnosticism is the autistic little brother of Christianity.

ARNMMMMM HARIRRRRRRRRRR

>Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ
>a degenerate kike playing jesus

Is it mentioned that simon and Andrew were Jews when Jesus picked them up? I think they're only labelled as fishermen

>Kikes trying to erase Mel Gibson's Passion.
This

girls back then didn't shave, you know

>reeeee why is a kike playing a kike

It's mentioned that Peter was a Rock

how dishonest. jesus wasn't just some jew, he's THE jew, the one big jew every other jew hates. a jew playing jesus is a person playing someone he hates

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fwiw, wakeen was raised in a Christian cult

Will they do the whole "Magdalene was a prostitute" thing that is popular now even thought that has no actual evidence of being true?

>the one big jew every other jew hates
So Jesus should be played by Trump?

Well they're doing the bible and that also has no actual evidence of being true, so maybe?

>a jew playing jesus is a person playing someone he hates
as opposed to all those nazis who love Hitler when they portray him in ww2 films right?

what happened to the passion of the christ 2?

It's weird that a movie set in ancient Palestine/Israel features white and black Americans but no actual Palestinians, Hebrews, or even Arabs.