Why didn't the Harry stop 9/11 from happening?

Why didn't the Harry stop 9/11 from happening?

Why didn't Voldemort just use a plane to attack hogwarts?

The (((wizards))) benifited from the destabilization of the middle east.

How did they get away with many of the faux pas that riddled the books and movies? Oh wait they didn't, and that's why it will forever be cemented as easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Because harry was a known anti semite that wanted to punish america for its support of Israel

the earlier this is posted the better the thread

>he doesn't realize the Saudi wizards that funded the whole operation are pro israel

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Why didn't Harry kill himself? that wat Voldemort would stop chasing him arround and treathen his friends, he would also stop missing his parents and have to worry about everything like that.

Why didn't my mother love me?

Muggles are the niggers of wizard world

Harry didn't give a fuck about 9/11 the same way we don't give a fuck about African tribesmen gunning each other down with Chinese AK's

Maybe he did, we don't know yet. It's a different universe to ours. I expect Rowling will eventually come out with a story where Harry stops the 9/11 attacks, just a matter of time.

why didnt voldemutt just shoot harry with a pistol

I'm close to her and can confirm that she's waiting for the main cast to get old enough before publishing the books.

Why didn't Dumbledore just send the eagles to kill Osama bin Laden?

What does she smell like?
Also tell her to hurry up with the next Cormoran Strike novel.

Because Hogwarts doesn't exist fucktard

Pleb-

What does that have to do with harry stoping 9/11

It was a different time

why did voldemort keep all of the horcruxes within a 100 mile radius in the same country? Launch that shit into outer space

Are you bullshitting? I've been saying for a couple years that they will do proper sequels with the trio in 5-10 years. Take my money

why didnt dumb door use the eagles to save harry from voldemort

>Why didn't the Harry stop 9/11 from happening?
Why the fuck would he care about what was happening on the other side of the planet? It isn't his war.

marxism and hack writing

Why is this garbage thread still up?

it is a deep analysis of the plot devices of the dullest franchise in history

>4 replies, all newfags
porn boards were a mistake

He didn't feel he needed to, he thought they were perfectly safe since he killed the only person he ever told about them.
Slughorn only knew Riddle was interested in horcruxes but didn't know he was going to make any, let alone 7.

why didnt hairy go back in time and stop the white man from killing uncle ben

Satan is right, how embarassing.

it was nighttime and he was italian, how could he ever find him

This is literally the only reason I come to these threads. I have the pasta saved but someone else always beats me to it.

neck yourself bud

Fuck you.

I hope that if you one day do manage to post it first you put some effort into the first line so it relates to the opening post. That's what makes the pasta a fun addition to every HP thread

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Kino requires tone changes

For multiple reasons
>Books cover the years 1990-1997
9/11 happens 4 years later
>Harry is a British Wizard working for the British Ministry of Magic
9/11 happened on American soil
>Harry becomes an Auror, a hunter of dark magicians
9/11 was done by terrorists, not wizards.

>Launch that shit into outer space
And risk a part of your soul being probed by aliens or drift into a sun?
Voldemort was both paranoid and notoriously underestimated his enemies. He thought they would never be able to discern, find and destroy all of them. And he put them in places close to his own location so he could occasionally check up on their condition.

He was already at war...with himself.

Did Harry become a fully-fledged Auror that fast?
The Battle of Hogwarts took place in May 1998, he still would need to do his seventh year at Hogwarts, so he'd graduate around May 1999. Surely it takes longer than two years to become an Auror, or did he get special treatment because he was the Chosen One even though he had no particular strengths or any Auror training?

Good point. That's another strike against the idea of his involvement.

why couldn't harry potter just sniper Voldemort head

Harry Potter did 9/11

Wake up sheeple-

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tumblr is gonna love this one!

To what end?

The left can fucking dual wield wands.

0/10
could have at least mentioned 9/11

Banter

it all makes sense now, thats why they redacted all those pages from the 9/11 commission

The absolute maniac

why did rowling hate her fans so much

Will do, friend.

is the 56% prince gonna be the king in her future series?

why wasnt malfoy a dominant girl like luv?

because he's a filthy jew

Delete this.

why didnt dumblefuck just time turner back in time and btfo voldemort when he was a baby?

why didnt voldamort drop baby harry on the floor

>why didnt dumblefuck just time turner back in time and btfo voldemort when he was a baby?
Are you literally retarded? Why would Dumbledore travel back in time to when he was a baby? Voldemort wouldn't be born until like 40 years later anyway. And how do you think baby Dumbledore could "btfo" Voldemort 40 years before he even existed?

what did he mean by this?

He has no brain to cast spells with though.