What am I in for?

What am I in for?

A 10/10 audiovisual experience.

>YIFY

I hope you are watching the Extended Edition, because the cinematic version is weak.

>extended edition
nice
enjoy the next 3 hours of pure kino

The opening alone is god tier

A comfy time

There's about one more tower than the last one

how could you not recognise the title card being the one for the extended edition? s m h

A nap.

BUY THE FUCKING MOVIE YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT

>implying treebeard's songs putting you to sleep are a bad thing

At first light on the fifth day...look to the east

i made some stew
it isnt much but it is hot

Taters

kino
i just wish they removed the blue filter that is on half of this film

>mpv

>roast chicken

The second best LOTR film, first is Fellowship.

Could you please just watch the movie and focus.

>YIFY

Feeling the urge to play Mount&Blade Warband and charge a group of infantryplebs head on

PO

KING THEODEN FIGHTS ALONE

NOT ALONE

TUUUUNUUUNUNUUUUUN

>two towers
>theres only one

The best "intro" in film history.

orthans + barad-dur

classic samwise

isn't it minas morgul and isengard

it's deliberately left ambiguous in the books
in the movie its meant to be orthanc and barad-dur

>towers
>It's actually a bunch of rock shaped to look like a pillar that just happens to have rooms in it.

THE ENTS ARE GOING TO WAR

>YIFY

i know this is a bait thread but still

boredom. Very nice looking. But its very boring

found the femanon

>ah don't like X? That must mean you do or are Y!
found the jew worshiper

Tatos.

I watched these movies as a kid and the only one I liked was fellowship.

Should I revisit or is it as reddit as I remember?

Just post your tits already.

nice try pussy-haver

kys yourself

You should get these ones desu.

Very small file sizes and good quality thanks to the x265 codec.

You can buy the BD extended box for $25 on Amazon.

sorry I can't get into action schlock with lameo characters no one cares about

POS sequel bait garbage with quips like "don't go tossing dwarfs!" throughout and awful cgi battles. 4/10 because the music is alright I guess.

...

I think Fellowship is better, but Two Towers is great nonetheless.

who /just popped in fellowship disc one/ here?

I ordered the Middle Earth blu ray box during the Black Friday, just waiting for it to arrive.

I'll start with the Hobbit movies for chronological and movie quality reasons.

Also, never watched the Extended Editions, are they that superior to the originals?

>YIFY

I argue that The Two Towers is the comfiest of the 3. Fellowship has the shire scenes, but it escalates quickly after 20 minutes in dire situations


The Two Towers has more scenes of comfiness within it

Regret

TAY

>YIFY

absolutely kill yourself OP

TOES

Yum

Goddamn even the tittles of these movies bring me nice feels

it is nice so far.

Are the Blu-rays worth it? I've been turned off getting them because they look like they have a blue filter going through them.

Fucking comfy shit man.
The battle scenes are pretty fucking rad too.

Can we all agree Fellowship is the best of the trilogy?

It always bothered me that the LOTR cities look so empty.

I get that Edoras is the capital of a nomadic horse people but it looks like maybe tops 100 people live there.

Minas Tirith is the same thing. Being the capital of Gondor you'd expect it to be much bigger

Isn't orthanc that huge tower in isengard?

>using the best player for the worst possible rip of the movie
4k hdr extended bds fucking when

no farms either, just hectares of dead grass outside

>ride out with me
goat scene tbqh

>LotR
>mpv
>YIFY

mah fuggin nigguh

never realised how close to 9/11 this was released
was there any controversy about the name of the film?

The Rohan scenes are pure kino.
Théoden is extremely underrated by normies and his speech at his sons grave is the best scene in the series.

>BR rip
I'm sorry, user. Shoulda gotten the DVD rip. BR fucked up the colors.

idk somehow the people who made these thought bluray meant everything needed a blue filter

also
>YIFY

A: 10
V: 10

THANKS YIFY!

the last non-jewed-up film trilogy

>Hobbit movies
Kill yourself now to save yourself from the pain of watching them

What's funny is Skymeme decided to take inspiration from Edoras with the city of Whiterun, added in farms and shit, yet still choked on the population size and number of buildings.

Do soys really believe this?

Don't even bother with The Hobbit at all. Seriously not worth your time.

>"Saruman, you must answer for the children that lay dead in the westfold"
>uses child soldiers at helm's deep

Theoden is a fucking hypocrite

Theatrical or Extended editions Sup Forums? Which is better for LoTR?

Here's your (you).
Try to sound less like a contrarian redditor next time.

That was just done for vfx reasons.
Tolkien was a scholar of early medieval literature he knew exactly what an old city with its dependent farms looked like.

Big difference between slaughtering kids for fun and having them man up to defend their family and country, kiddo.

Like 5 hours of gay midgets just walking.

theatrical

more is less, extended are bloated mess. Perfection is achieved when there is nothing left to take away.

>child soldiers
they were all teenagers and ready to fight for their land

reminder that the LOTR trilogy is overrated by nostalgic nu-males

>never watched the Extended Editions
Fellowship isn't vastly different (best part is extended comfiness in The Shire), TT is MASSIVELY improved, RotK is ok

much must be risked in war

>fry um

What the heck are you runnin skyrim on?
That looks terrible !

Liv Tyler was so beautiful in these movies.

>tfw no qt immortal elf gf who kisses you in your dreams

W.E.L.

>smart enough to use mpv
>dumb enough to use yify

>+4ch

>tfw so busy with shit that I can't watch LotR without a stressful anxious feeling of wasting time

Two Towers is obviously the best, don't be a pleb

my internet speed is only 4 mbps

you think those pipsqueaks did fucking anything to stop the uruk's advance?

I don't know what the fuck PJ was thinking with that scene. He wanted to make Two Towers more grimdark, I guess, but didn't deliver because he never shows the kids dying or even has anyone comment on it.

"no"

I finally reached the point where I am bored watching LOTR. I know exactly what is going to happen, who is going to die, when I'm going to tear up, when I'm going to feel happy, where the specific orcs that I like to watch are. Like shit man. I just watched Two Towers and all I could do during the battle of Helmsdeep is think of what else I could be doing and pointing out the various flaws in the movie and trying to pinpoint when the rain stops.

The thing that bugged me most was the absolute lack of bodies laying around Helmsdeep in the later shots of the battle. Like fuck man. Ten THOUSANDS of orcs went to battle with barely a few hundred running away and the ground is basically clean. Really horrible oversight.

When everyone is going to die anyway you might as well let them die with a sword in their hands.