You need to lose hundred pound

You need to lose hundred pound

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I'll lose 100 pounds the minute you stop dumping recently deceased bodies in and shitting into your sacred river.

hundred ten pound by tomorrow

MAH LEGS

Uhhh I'm 6'2" and I don't think 120lbs is a healthy weight.

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>tfw chest pains when I lay on my side

Why is he mumbling like a mad man?

>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>You don't get to bring snacks
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only one lil' eggroll
>First one to lose 100 lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife...

>OR MEBBE SHE'S WONDERIN' WHY YA'LL WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, 'FORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?

>At least you can talk, who are you?

>ET DON'T MATTER WHO I EM, WUT MATTERS IS MUH FEWD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WUZ 'TIL I PUT ON TH' WEIGHT

>James K?
>If I touch those leg boils, will you die?

>ET WUD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>You're a big guy...

>...OW, MUH LAYGS!

>Was getting fat part of your plan?

>OF COURSE

>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?

>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FEWD
>WITH NO LEFTOVERS!

English is not his native tongue.
>ponds
Like, as in reservoir or water? IN INTERNATIONAL MEASURING UNITS, DOC

Is hoarders kino?
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You have to lose 200 pounds by the end of this sentence.

>tfw every now and then can feel my heart sort of stop then beat very forcefully a few times

It feels nice but I don't think it's good.

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW MUH LAAIIIGGGS

so when is the new season coming out?

Post skelly hand

post cute landwhale woman

You must achieve nirvana and shed your mortal shell by Friday or else I no longer help you.

Is 100 USD ok?

one lil eggrawlll

PIZZA

kek

let me see some big girls