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What are some good Rihanna kino, Sup Forums? Is Valerian any good?

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Valerian is amazing, visually, it's worth watching just because of it

Why does she only make movies about aliens?

What other movies was she even in?

Rihanna is hardly in Valerian.
And when she is, she is a blue blob.
She only takes her man form when she's introduced and dances.
After she dances she morphs into a blob.
It's still Rhianna's voice, but don't expect to actually see Rhianna a lot in human form.

They cast her as Marion Crane in Bates Motel and she was awful. Only in 2 episodes thank fuck.

Because she is a reptilian. No, she loves aliens and other /x/ stuff.

>bring it on: all or nothing
>this is it
>battleship
>home
>bates motel
>valerian
>ocean's 8

Valerian was awesome minus the 15 minute stripper dance scene with Rihanna. As far as tax deduction movies go, it was great.

I thought her part would be bigger since she was on the poster.

She helps out for a certain part of the story so she's kinda important.
She's just not in it a lot.

>As far as tax deduction movies go, it was great
Is there a concrete way to detirmine of a money was a tax or money laundering scheme? The business side of film making facinates me because it's all bullshit.

I don't know, but Battleship has Liam Neeson in it so probably that. But it's Boardgameshit, Clue and Real Steel are boardgamekino.

I would do things to her a Welshman wouldnt do to a farm animal

I don't understand her boobs at all, sometimes they're flat as fuck and sometimes they're milky, what gives?

Real Steel was a book by the I Am Legend guy.

Battleship is brilliant but she's barely in it

this is bait right?

>battle ship is brilliant

glad you agree,

That nigger's head looks like a bean.

I turned off velerian after about 45 minutes. I only watched it because everyone said the f/x were good. Turns out it's just the same green screen crap we get with every other movie. The acting is atrocious and they have like weird child actors playing what were supposed to be adult roles.

You aren't alone, I liked battleship too. It had the right blend of humor and action to justify itself seriously. The old sailors taking command of the battleship in the end is the definition of KINO.

Battleship, unironically
And no, Valerian isn't good. It's alright I guess

i am honestly baffled how someone can think that movie is brilliant

is it just contrarianism, bait or just a huge proclivity to turn your brain off?

It was enjoyable to watch and not nearly as retarded as the premise suggests

so that makes it brilliant?
fun sure.
enjoyable sure.

but a shit ton of old vets hanging around a relic battleship that do an apollo 11 slow mo walk towards the camera and then crew said battleship against alien invaders that the fucking navy couldn't bring down is brilliant?

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thicc
any more?

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shes putting a lot of effort into hiding her tits for someone who thinks shes alone

>skinny riri gets naked all of the time, constantly showing off her tits and ass
>puts on weight, it goes exclusively into her tits and ass
>only wears boring dresses

it's not fucking fair

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I dunno, push-up bra maybe? And I heard women's breast size increases during period.

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Prime Rihanna

no way, red hair was prime

The board game could have been also, you don't know.

Nope, part II is better:

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