"You think so?"

>"You think so?"
>"I know so"

>"So what's Plan B?"
>That was Plan B!

>Character talks about someone
>"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

>"You sure about this?"
>"No".
>they do the thing anyway

>"i am not in danger, i am the danger"

These threads are getting out of hand. That's a completely normal response if the person in question knows something for certain

>"I would like to meet this... gentleman..."

>"do you really believe theres the possibility of a 6'8 reptile man abducting kids, up and out of their own bedrooms with no clear point of entries? - thats your theory!?"
>"I dunno"

>well, that's something you don't see everyday

How to spot people who don't have conversations irl

>"You can't do X!"
>"I can try"

...

>How are we going to solve this problem
>Are you forgetting someone?

>UH ASHUE DUH AH EH AH UH UH UH BAH BUH UH UH

>No, I'm in front of you.

Futurama did it best

Literally never happened in any movie ever.

>character makes disparaging remarks about an enemy or supervisor
>"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

since when doesn't that happen in xfiles plebbian, at least knows his stuff

Who said it was movies?

>"Ahh, what an unexpected surprise!"

>You think so?"
>>"I know so"
Rise of the Guardians (2012)

>Ayyy badda bing, badda boom.

>talking about television on Sup Forums
The absolute state of soyboys

>"I have been so looking forward to meeting you in person, mister... what did you call yourself again?"

Checked

>You're a hard man to reach.

>ayyyy forget it dip shit! - its 100 thousand, 100 hundred thousand dollars
>100 thousand? uhhh sorry I can't afford that on my salary

>"How did you know that the thing you did wouldn't kill us"
>"I didn't"

>"thanks for the coffee"

>"heeeeeeyyy I no want ah trouble"
>"oahh well you found it"

you had your chance, Gorman

>Have you ever done this before
>No,why you ask?

>Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down
>Fuck you

>How do you know so much about it?
>I designed it

>Good luck
>Thanks, friend

based

*infiltrates base via the air-ducts*

>Early morning
>Wife prepared coffee, toasts, fruit juice, cooked bacon and tomatoes
>Husband rushes into the kitchen
>"Morning hun, sorry I'm late for work"
>Takes one sip of coffee
>Leaves

>wife shouts; "and don't forget to ______" as he rushes out the front door

That's not unrealistic, but the fact that the wife is 100% okay with that happening is what gets me

>"I need 12 minutes"
>"You have 5."

>he forgets to

>It was his son's birthday. He forgot to buy a present on his way from work.
>She wants a divorce

>Bring guns.
>How many?
>...all of them.

>You're a hard man to find
>Not hard enough

>which wire do I cut
>the blue wire
>they are all blue!!!

>I know where they're headed

>character has a gun in each hand
>they cross they're arms and shoot sideways in opposite directions

>Oh my god
>God's got nothing to do with this

>lackey of the main antagonist is on the phone to the antagonist following the protagonist affecting their cash flow
>"we tried si-"
>"yes i know what this mea-"
>"yes sir"

Is this Liar Liar or were they already divorced?

>oh, and one more thing
>yea?
>thanks :^)

>is he part of the wild bunch?
>he IS the wild bunch.

>this cant get any worse
>it just did

>You're locked in here with us
>No...you're locked in here with ME

>estranged father comes back after a number of years
>Leaves again

>gets into car at stranger's request
>closeup of car doors locking

>well it could be worse
>how could it possibly be worse!?
>it could be raining
>starts raining

>"Give me your weapon."
>"And your other weapon."
>".. And your OTHER weapon."

"What's plan B?"
"RUUUUN!"

>tells someone obvious joke
>other person guesses the joke
>"Hey....that's funnier than what I was going to say"

After I saw ghosbusters as a little kid, I started saying that line al day every day. I would just walk around wal mart and be like, "Wash cloths, well that's something you don't see everyday."

it really annoyed people desu

This show has alotta quality jokes and I still can't fucking stand it. just like it's always sunny in philadelphia and the trump administration

BAZINGA

>person with any sort of authority
>”go home and take some rest, that’s an order!”

>Who is he?
>Not who is he...WHAT is he?

>...but sir
>THATS AN ORDER

>Scientist rushes into manager's office holding freshly printed graph
>Manager looks at graph
>Pushes button on his desk phone
>"Get the President on the line"

>estranged father comes back after a number of years
>is suddenly evil

>Where are we?
>Don't you mean... when are we?

"someone get this hot head outta here!"

was TDKR a masterpiece of originality?
protip: yep

How come he don't want me man?

based mel blanc

>don't go in there without backup, that's an order
>does it anyways
>YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED

they were already divorced. this is from something though I'm sure

R E S P E C T M Y B R O T H E R

>Protagonist and an imposter try to convince the protagonist's ally who is the real one.
>Ally shoots imposter and kills him
>"How did you know I was the real one?"
>I" didn't."

>"How's it going?"
>"Don't you mean "Whose" it going?"

Haha autism

>character mentions something scary
>cheesy lightning strike occurs

gay thread

"Wait here. Don't get out of the car"
Thirty seconds later, they're out of the car.

>something is moving at extremely high speeds
>goes past a woman and makes her skirt blow upward

>"...wait. Did you say, a substantial reward...?"

what?

...

>Interrogation scene
>'How do you know X?'
>'Who?'
>'Who, who, what are you? a fucking owl?'

>So you're working for X?
>W-who told you?!
>You just did ;^)

>how did you know?
>...I didn't

>If we're gonna do this we're gonna need a team

>you and what army?
>army shows up

alternatively
>you and what army?
>army ran away

>"Alright, get'em girls"
>team of stronk females take the henchmen out

>the only way to get out of this situation is to try using this untested prototype
>oh fuck it worked we saved the world

>"I'll do it in 3"

>So about that bonus situation?

>and fuck all the niggers watching this too!

>In that case you have 1 minute
>I'm already done
>

...

>and one more thing
>huh?
>*kiss*

>who are they/you?
>you're worst nightmare

Spiderman is a tough movie to watch these days