/imaceleb/ - Shock New Campmate Arrival

news leaked earlier today and has been all over twitter and the blogs

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Fake news

who /5votesforkez/ here?

>all over twitter and the blogs

Paid shill terminology.

>Ant and Dec have sparked furore as fans have accused them of delivering a racial slur during Friday’s edition of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

>Declan Donnelly, 42, was making a joke about some blue vests that the celebrities had been wearing to complete a task while in the jungle.

>He directed his attention to the camera to announce that the jackets were being donated to “underprivileged Australians who suffer terrible working conditions”.

>The camera then panned to members of the production crew wearing said jackets as the studio team erupted into enthusiastic laughs.

>Troubled Ant McPartlin, 42, then turned to the camera to announce - “Poor souls. They get paid in Abos”.

First they came for Jack, and I did nothing.

when are they getting their own itv2 spinoff show?

>Delayed by 10 minutes

Fuck off xfactor REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"Hey, Mullers, is it time to gas the kikes yet!?"
>"Again with the kikes, Martin, you're off your nut! #Unbelievable"

Rank all the women lads

1. Becky
2. Toff
3. Vanessa
4. Shappi
5. Kez
6. Fizz

The skinnier Toff gets, the hotter I find her

HAS MARTIN GONE MAD LADS??!

youtube.com/watch?v=6qCau-E0_v0

I know you want to be controversial lad but Becky over Toff is just shameful.

How can we get hold of him to come visit this thread, if we told him in advance of the episode he'd just find the catalog with no im a celeb thread and be confused, does anyone know a direct line to Martin?

what would you do if you were in the jungle alone with her?

you couldnt write it
wow

wtf i always thought it was pronounced ay-bos

Rape and murder

fatten her up

What is this crap?

x-factor is complete shit lads

hope you dont live near me lad

hasnt been good since gareth gates

...

No singing competition has been good since Popstars: The Rivals, 2002 was fun

>we must secure a white ethnostate for the people of australia, that means we must systemically exterminate the native inhabitants and foreign intruders of our land

Bloody hell, that was a bit extreme Ant.

sick sick society

ugly

Watch it with us lad.

Is there a worse feeling than knowing Becky will never assault you with her riding crop?

Asking for a friend btw

>Saturday night episode is only an hour long

Complaining to ofcom, lads.

Reminder that Barry Chuckle from ChuckleBros is eternally /ourguy/

I'm a Celeb is fine

I meant X-Factor, haven't seen that since 2010

not out with friends tonight boys?

...

No one watches XFactor anymore. It's an absolute shitshow these days.

I literally don't have friends anymore.

you mean 2009

How can someone be that skinny and still not have visibly toned abs?

Lat time I watched it was when they had that yeo valley advert during it. Wasn't even the final

looks better with clothes on desu

Lowest ever viewing figures right now but ITV still has like a 5 year contract to show it if I remember right so its not going away anytime soon

no but i definitely have friends unlike the other LOSERS replying to you

One more night of Kez!

>no eviction
>new person entering

ffs this is Apprentice tier

Toff's bum is for ______

nice of ant to pay for all of that

Britain's Got Talent is far better, more shitty acts.

Apparently my severely autistic michael jackson superfan neighbour has gone on there and got through to the televised auditions. Might see him on tele

Hope he still likes me when he's infamous

Lad OP was just shitposting. There's no one new coming in.

nonces

brapping

sodomy / buggery

Not sure what the difference is

C*m

Missed a few episodes lads, is Iain dead yet?

Producers really trying to milk Kez to do literally anything

eating sushi off of

Based Becky calling Iain out on his shit

our guy is being bullied

Why is Amir wearing a paki hat?

>ganging up on Iain

Cunts. Can't wait until Martin launches an assault in his chopper.

Iainfags BTFO

doesnt matter just makes for good tele

apparently they're getting pretty angry at her for not earning her 6 figure pay

When did Abu Hamza go in the jungle?

Haha Iain still being ostracised, based Amir

>still going on about these strawberries

>Same person posting the same image and comment every thread

It's gotten old you prick, stop begging for replies and fuck off.

>Aydoidoidoidoi UR PLAYIN A GAYEHM IAIN BOI
>t. Hollyoaks dudebrofaggot

>Ctrl+F
>Brexit
>0/0

Keep it like that

"I can't wait to get out of this country."

Poor Iain, man.

1/1 now la

poor iain being bullied by becky the fat cow

based Amir

Lost me teatowel lads, anyone seen it? It's plain white, about 6 inches wide. I think amir khan wanted to borrow it last I knew, dunno why

wtf i thought shappi went

>Iain: "w-w-wahhhhh t-they're accusing me of having a game plan, that's so unfair and vile"
*rewind 4 days*
>Iain: "Stanley has a game plan"

Lucky bastard, most of us want to be bullied by Becky

>you're playing a game
>yeah he's playing a game

t. footballer's wife and daytime tv actor. There's nothing in this process for you. Definitely not.

probably best to let him keep it desu

This is the day before yesterday when she was still there

>Iranian mommy gone but Kezshit still there

Burn the fucking jungle down.

>ywn sniff happy shappi's brappies
never gonna be a happy chappy now :(

Scottish Labour are trolling Nicola Sturgeon by keeping Kez in there

iain or amir to win imo

>Iain being ostracised

K E K
Also don't fall for his bullshit, vote the fat cunt out asap, don't keep him in for spite because he wants that

>Soylord loses his only ally

based British public

>It's a Kezia breathing episode

Amir or Toff

You'd have to be fucking mental to think anyone other than Toff is winning.

Toff or Stan

Iain loses his only friend

All thanks to me la

TINY

Fuck off Stanley

nice
the itv bosses must be fuming

Which supermarket is the best lads?

little man escapes camp

There's a really camaraderie between all the lads except for Iain, wonder why that could be?

Waitrose

You're a real piece of shit thinking you're fucking funny "haha la just voted Kez la what you think of that la pure la fair" you better delete that app, kez fuck