Alison Brie is in a Spielberg movie

>Alison Brie is in a Spielberg movie
Can she make it as a Hollywood star even though she isn't a cute chubby Jewess anymore?
Also Community thread, I guess.

No, her career is gonna sizzle and die once GLOW ends.
She might try to keep it going by doing projects with her husband, but eventually she'll outlive her welcome in Hollywood.

At that point she'll either divorce her guy or get pregnant and retire.

>pregnant Brie
YES PLEASE

She's aging dreadfully.

Do you think she was HARVESTED?

She still Diane's voice in Bojack Horseman.

She's starting to look like my mom

>Be Alison
>Teehee, Just one of the boys! (but sexy with boobs)
>Hmm, better work out a ton and be taken seriously.
>What do you mean I'm not hot anymore? fuck you boob-fetishists!

Poor Alison pulled a Chloe without realizing it.

She seriously looks like she had a kid. Such a dramatic change.

>this is dreadful
goddamn, some of you fucks need to go outside every once in awhile

user I.. would like to meet your mom.

>I hope no one can smell the urine

She's gonna end up like Sarah Michelle Gellar, doing voice work for her friend's projects.

And 10 years from now people will be like "Whatever happened to that cutie Alison Brie?"

And we'll get a picture of her with a terrible hooknose nosejob.

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>white cock
totally fake

>it's actually her
Wow she's such a slut.

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Most of us do and so have actual reference points - unlike you apparently. She's 34 with no kids and she looks 39 with 2 kids.

Worst part is this is a promo photo. This was sent out as an advertisement. This is the best they could do.

>"n-no you"
pathetic
>implying she looks 39
and then watch. you're such a dumb fuck, you'll say she looks old in GLOW even though the makeup is deliberate to make her look older. go on, dig that hole for us to watch, user.

She's not going to fuck you, user.

I would scorch the earth to fuck prime Brie

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still a cute

she'd be the perfect cast for Anne Frank

She's playing the role of a 28-year old woman who actually existed, Amber Parsons, who dated Greg Sestero. Why would they age a 34 year old with make up to look older if she's meant to be playing 28? You're an idiot.

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Ooooh now you done did it, you digged the hole! Using logic is a strange tactic, let's see what user comes back with

itt: boob fetishists CREEPS

Rude and mean.

>samefagging now

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No and you have my express permission to ask a mod to check the IPs if you wish, now can you answer:
>Why would they age a 34 year old with make up to look older if she's meant to be playing 28?

>Why would they age a 34 year old with make up to look older if she's meant to be playing 28?
Because of the 80's aesthetic. The makeup was done differently and shitty back then.

The movie is not set in the 80s.

>The movie is not set in the 80s.
try again

The Disaster Artist, where
comes from is not set in the 80s.

You are genuinely an idiot.

She really doesn't look good here, could be a one-off

>See her GLOW nude scene
>Penis retreats into body

What did she mean by that?

The next two Spielberg movies look like absolute dogshit, so who cares

good thing we were talking about GLOW and not are you retarded? since you want to talk about that shit movie, then read again

>nude scene
>facing sideways in a dark room changing shirts
Honestly it really wasn't anything.
Her leaked nudes were far better.

Nickey Huntsman

>you Sup Forums waifus are getting old
>so are you

No way is this kike 34

39 more like, and barren

You know what's worse.
Your parents are getting old as well.

>samefagging
>again
this is getting sad now

Managing funerals must be pain in the ass.

Man her sex scene in glow was so fucking hot. She had a great body and tits in it. I loved her hair too. I just wish it were a bit longer so I can have a proper fap to it. Also I wish her feet were visible in it.

plastic surgery and drastic weight loss are a bitch. she shouldnt have done either

>it's surely only one guy who thinks she looks old

can I be your "dad"?

Alison Brie detected.

Taken a few days ago
Still a cute but it wouldn't hurt her to gain her chub back

>When you see it.

She looks great.

mole