How does Alice Eve keep getting work?

How does Alice Eve keep getting work?

Tits

Can't say I've seen her in anything at all in years, that movie is 7 years old right there

She doesnt

I met her at a party and fucked her a couple years ago.

She gives a great titfuck

How many Snickers was she carrying?

Is this a poor man's Elizabeth Banks or something?

this is a really believable story, thanks for sharing

of course you did pal

she's more attractive than elizabeth banks and last time i checked alice eve didn't convert to judaism

Yeah me too

Lucky.

By being one of the most beautiful women in Jewwood, of course.

Me too except it was in her pusy

She was in Black Mirror recently

i met a guy at a party a couple of years ago who said he tit fucked alice eve. he gave a great blowjob

bitch lasagna

>went to oxford
>said bruce jenner is only pretending to be a woman
based

This is absolutely a thing that happened.

Eve is about twelve times hotter than Banks

>itt: jealousy

She still texts me sometimes when she's horny, it is quite a treat

>She still texts me sometimes when she's horny,

and what does she say to such a stud

Dumping

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>and what does she say to such a stud
audible kek

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What about the electrical "infetterance"?

Dude, I remember you! I was her left tit that night.

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Are all Oxford girls this sexy?

A lot of British women are ugly, but the ones that aren't are stunning. Why is this?

Lucky you.

every time

Do not be tempted by big breasts. The underside smells very bad

Enjoy your sloppy seconds and jew-tier aging process, peasants

imagine what her butthole tastes like

rape

same

Only on fatties

God I love a pot belly

What do you mean?

>sloppy seconds
What? Are you implying Banks is a virgin?
>and jew-tier aging process
Elizabeth Banks is the jew, bud. You're either really autistic or really retarded.

how do women do this shit anymore without feeling like whores? they know that now that porn is on social media and social media is everywhere that butt fetishism is huge and that guys are thinking about fucking them in the ass and licking their asses and shit. you'd think they'd be more modest, no?

t. fucks gross fatties

poo

it's a bit different with younger millennials due to "nerd culture" (ie girls trying to act like bros), but older women, say 27+, are quite naive in regards to porn

Elizabeth Banks is Jewish like Ivanka Trump

Most women secretly like being whores. Feminism sends that into overdrive. Giving women equal rights was a mistake. This is why our ancestors controlled them for thousands of years.

>how do women do this shit anymore without feeling like whores?
Do what? Show off their dress at a movie premiere or awards event? How autistic are you?

Nothing has changed. They know exactly what they're doing.

no way

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>we need some dumb looking blonde with giant tits who will show up on time every day
>say no more

I'd like to fuck her in the ass if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

>check her IG

She must be over the hill by no...

fpbp

>that guy was beaten and stabbed to death in front of his son

Maybe if the girl is fat or has terrible hygiene. Otherwise... no.

Why do fat girls have smelly tits?

FUCK

I want current era Alice Eve and Hayley Atwell to star in a lesbian kino with actual softcore (at minimum) sex scenes

I knew he was killed for his riches but didn't know about it being in front of his son
poo if true

Mulholland Drive remake? Alice as Betty and Hayley as Rita

I only know about British women through movies and there each one is above average, Gemma Arterton, Rachel Weisz, Kate Beckinsale, Emily Blunt, Rosie Huntington, Kaya Scodelario, Helena Bonham Carter.
Although to be fair you ugly women like Emma Watson or Thandie Newton too.

literally D I A M O N D S: The Movie

bro me too! i fucked her in like '06 at a party one time

good times dude

I just can't into lesbian, is just a immediate turn off to me, how do you self insert???

>how do you self insert???
>he has to self insert to be able to watch porn
off yourself my man

being fat is a prerequisite of being lazy and not caring for yourself

>how do you self insert?
you're a bad person and should feel bad

You either like it or you don't

Does she keep getting work? I haven't seen her in anything in years and even that was some shitty horror movie.

You insert yourself into them.

I agree 100%
Watching lesbians is equivalent to being cucked. When I watch a dude fucking a chick I am imagining I am that dude. When there are two chicks, you either imagine you are one of this chicks, which makes you mentally ill, or you imagine you are just watching the chicks fuck, which makes you a cuck.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

>why don't these people on Sup Forums believe me that I fucked Alice Eve
>they must be jealous

>imagine being this retarded

What the fuck is wrong with reCaptcha? only legacy is working fine.

>not wanting to see Hayley and Alice consummate the purest form of love together
user..

these types of mental gymnastics are similar to the "it's not gay if a man sucks my dick cause i'm not doing any sucking" shit

i fucked her six times

What other reason could I have to watch porn if not self insert??? I'm not into voyeur neither.
But Im not a woman.
>When I watch a dude fucking a chick I am imagining I am that dude.
This so much, in the case of the lesbians I just can't imagine myself as a woman.

GREAT tits.

I WANT TO FUCK A WHORE ;_;

>What other reason could I have to watch porn if not self insert??? I'm not into voyeur neither.
You HAVE to be third world, like a Pajeet or some shit.

>jacking off to another guy fucking a chick isn't being cucked
>but jacking off to two women screwing each other is
wew lad

kek

Imagine not being aroused by two women fondling and kissing each other, imagine being that into cock.

She is a fucking goddess tier 10/10

watching some chick get fucked by another dude isn't necessarily being cucked if she's not your girlfriend/wife/crush. but becoming accustomed to watching some other dude fuck a chick increases the likelihood of becoming a cuck in your private life.

but they don't want to have sex with you and would put their clothes back on and get extremely mad at you if you tried to join in. That's cucked as fuck. Sex isn't fun unless my dick is getting stimulated with an orifice by a woman. Otherwise it is some form of extended masturbation with extra realistic porn

Purely for the process of procreation?
No, wait...

Whatever you say muhammed.

>but they don't want to have sex with you and would put their clothes back on and get extremely mad at you if you tried to join in
as opposed to porn with a guy fucking a girl where they would welcome you in in a second to join them right?

The biggest downside to lesbian porn is that it just sort of ends. There's no big climax or indicator that things are wrapping up. Just whenever they feel like faking an orgasm, or sometimes we don't even get that and they just stop.

I know because I was with

it's also boring as shit because there are only so many ways you can film chicks eating each other out, and we all know that tribbing probably doesn't feel good even when they actually manage to make contact.

What does it taste like then?

warm bags of coins