Funny movie experience stories? What are some funny things that you've encountered while going to the movies...

Funny movie experience stories? What are some funny things that you've encountered while going to the movies. I remember this one time I think it was with Grown Ups2 that me and some friends got real fucking drunk for sneaking beers into the movie theatre. And one friend couldn't handle that shit and literally puked on the empty seat next to him. We were trying not to laugh and draw any attention so we silently moved to a different row one by one. And then after a while you heard someone in the audience scream: SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE and we all had to laugh real bad.

after every film i see i do poo poo pee pee in the popcorn bucket

if anyone thinks i'm lying, i'll record it next time i go to the kinoplex

Clean it up wagecuck

Make a thread next time you go

I think you're lying. If there's no proof in the next 2 weeks, your're just a fag trying to get attention.

how the fuck do you sneak enough beer into a theater that you can get drunk

seems rather strange if this were to be true

DEVILISH

There's a guy in my local area that I've encountered several times in screenings.

He's this fat neckbeard with a MAGA hat that smells really fucking bad.

The first time was when I went see The Force Awakens, he screamed "DEAD BRAND!!!" "SHIT MOVIE!!!" "LIBERAL MARY SUE CANCER!!", he was kicked out,

The second time I saw him was at a Thor Ragnarok screening, before the movie he started ranting about Disney and Capeshit, everyone laughed him off the theatre.

Last time was when I went see Justice League, he started masturbating on the floor saying "Disney BTFO!!1" "Death of Disney!!!"

Very strange guy.

you first drink before going in and then you hide like 4 extra cans per person its pretty easy in winter when you wear thick clothing

noooo im telling the truth user

I don't go to the movies too often so next time a movie I want to see comes out, I'll do it. I purposely eat foods that make me shit well so I can unload a huge stinky one into the popcorn bucket. Lots of hot girls work there so it makes me horny

Whenever I eat movie theater popcorn I get the nastiest silent farts. Always makes me laugh when I can hear the people behind me complain about the smell

wew that spacing

I spaced it so it's not a bloated wall of text

why do they do the spacing? srs

dont mind fucking durr reddit spacing retards

spacing makes shit much easier to read

formatting
On reddit one bracket just fixes the text or some shit
Two brackets means a new line

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was about to call you a faggot for using the reddit spacing meme but that post is pretty bad

You know thats illegal right to tell soemone that?

I'm not getting sent back to the popcorn mines...

This is my first time on Sup Forums but I'm sure you've all had similar experiences
>be 19
>my 15 y/o brother wants me to take him to see it
>Opening weekend, I walk in there and there's triple the normal security
>my friend who works there says he can't allow me to buy r-rated tickets for minors like usual, for some reason the fucking police are there and it's all on high alert
>we decide to buy the only pg-13 tickets available that start soon
>"home again" starring Reese Witherspoon
>try to sneak into the It showing
>fucking impossible so we go see home again
>it's all about a single mom getting three guys to live with her, one for sex, one for taking care of her creepy child, and one for cooking I think
>don't wanna walk out because we paid good money for it and Witherspoon looked really hot in one of the scenes desu
>it dips in quality more and more
>we still don't walk out
Never have I been more disappointed in my cinema life, this was almost as bad when I saw despicable me at a black theater in florida

I snuck eight (8) cans of beer into the last movie I went to. It was a revelation. The jacket paid for itself that night.

Me and my mom went to go see Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the discount dollar theater and a big neck-bearded man shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP YA GOOK" as soon as this character made his first on screen appearance