Country roads, take me home

>Country roads, take me home

that´s a big knife

>that's not a knoife

Mor unnecessary and pointless death ever

He's not dead

this
>movie where characters who've been shot in the head come back to life
>oh shit he stepped on a landmine, he's dead

I dont know why, but this svene was so emotional to me. But I have to agree, he died to kill 4 guards? Moments after that Eggsy and Harry killed at least 10 times that whitout any problems. Also there was a cut where Merlin survives thanks to the blue overalls that Tequila also has, and that was in the plane, and has robot legs, but they decided to cut it, since it makes his sacrafice eaven more pointless

He literally got blown up at point blank. Tell me HOW he could have survived that bomb?

dont do it, matt lauer

Even stupider when you know they can deactivate the mines easily from inside the compound.
It's even mentioned like 5 times.
>oh no I have to sacrifice myself

Good. Mark Strong deserves better roles.

>Moments after that Eggsy and Harry killed at least 10 times that whitout any problems
Field agent vs support agent. At the start of the film when Agent Storm is bitching about not being allowed in the field, Merlin as all like "Why the fuck do you want to go out there? Stay in the lab where it's comfy and less risky."

He could have just stood there and wait for Harry and Eggsy to finish the mission and get some advanced spy shit to help him.
Also agent Whiskey did nothing wrong.

He's coming back with robot legs in the next one for sure

I fucking hate how this movie ended

They made USA president a villain for hating degenerates and even arrested him at the end

Fucking pothead MC murdered agent Pena because he hated drug addicts who killed his wife

Holy shit, this made my legit mad

You missed my point. If those two can kill all tjose henchman, another 4 would not pose a problem. Merlin should remain were he did.

>To the place I belong!

Actually the movie was pro-anti-drugs, you just could not comprehend it.

Straightedge faggots btfo

did this just get released on dvd or something? it's always funny seeing just how many pathetic dweebs see movies months after they were in cinema because they couldn't afford it or had no one to go with

Whiskey did nothing wrong.

Like how Galahad got shot in the head point black and he's totally dead now, right?

That was just a prank, bro. Just for giggls.

I enjoyed this flick but it was a mess, Vaughn has lost it. Though the part where he nods at Eggsy was pretty good.

so I guess this franchise is over now right?

Tatum was underutilised, pretty sure they cut a scene from the trailer.

he's been announced as the villain in Shazam

>president portrayed as an un-american loon with zero respect for personal liberty
>a cartel leader wants to end the pointless and costly war on drugs
>"movie was anti-drugs"
You´re a moron if there ever was one.

His twin brother also called Merlin will be in the next one. Basically he's Beerfests Landfill.

>inb4 comes back a cyborg

Actually this, at the very least he didn't derserve to die

>West Virginia. Mountain mamma

There's literally only one famous song about West Virginia, and it's about mounting your momma

>make a good point about drug addicts
>MC: You know what? I think you're full of shit
>kills him

the action scenes were awesome but everything else was a mess

whats this from?

Tequila and Mr. President did nothing wrong

2017 finest kino.

Just got done watching that. Surprisingly good.

Also, SCIENCE!

john wick 2?

why was it so shit compared to the first?

Because it lacked any balls, the movie barely showed any blood, most of the action scenes were done in a greenscreen with shitty cgi, the story was retarded (the first one was retarded in a fun way) and they killed off a lot of characters from the first one in the most boring and disapointing way possible.

>hasn't seen Green lantern kino

Is that Matt Lauer?

They could have just put a rock on top of the mine

Alien Covenant, it's shite

I don't remember that scene. but aye, was shite.

To hammer the point, the first one had one of the coolest action scenes from any movie of the last decade and it was a movie that no one thought could be that good.

The sequel had Elton John doing kung fu kicks.

It kinda sucked that he made it clear that, alongside that he is avenging his wife, he is doing this to make Statesman stock go up.

Elton John lmao

He was an excellent Sinestro though. He pretty much nails every roll.

Did they just blow the qt kingsmen girl up?

Yes. Channing Tatum, who did nothing this whole movie, is now the new Kingsman girl.