Would you? I wouldn’t

Would you? I wouldn’t.

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stepping =/= smashing/killing so sure

It’s implied...

I mean it's 18 BILLION dollars...

Unless you are autistic you'd get over it within a week or two.

Hate to say it, but you could invest 1+ billion of that into programs that protect animals & other wildlife in the end..

Yeah, it would be a net positive for animals around the world. Then again, you'd probably need to be a sociopathic sadist like this guy for it not to bother you.

My limit for this would be 2K if no one knew about it

If people knew about it, probably much higher because you'd be judged hard. Try to get a date, job - aren't you that puppy killer guy?

if i didn't then some nigger would

18 billion will never bring back that one puppy or erase from your memory that feeling and sound of crushing it. I wouldn’t do it. It’s not worth it.

what about 1999$?

I'd PAY to do it

I don't think I could do it, would never be able to live with myself.

Yes. I'd be too busy living a grand life to ever think back on it.

A much harder choice would be shooting your current dog point blank as they look up at you.

Realistically if you did it, it would surely be filmed on someone's phone and eventually end up for everyone to see. You would then be the hated rich guy that also kills puppies, so a bit like Martin Shkreli but worse

I unironically couldn't

I felt bad about having to mercy kill a mouse on a glue trap earlier this year and I'm still not really over it

i would do it for a 100

If the offer was exclusive to me, I would think about it.

If the offer wasn't and it was just my turn and someone else would be offered it afterwards, then I would, as the puppy would inevitably die, so I might as well do it.

I think you're more of a sociopath if you don't do it. Its fucking 18 billion dolllars. You could cure cancer.
>b-b-but the sound :(
Men have done far worse in the heart of war and survived. You're being a pussy over an animal LMAO

Boy I would riverdance on that nigga

there must be countless instances comparable to this throughout history, where people in high positions of power/politik have had to decide what sacrifices must be made for the greater good..
The question is - in such instances - did an ideological blindfold cause them to have a warped morality in the end? Hmmm

Yes, but not gleefully like that nigger. 18 billion is a lot of money, too much to turn down, but killing a puppy would be very difficult, especially in such an inhumane way, and I would feel horrible about it. Only niggers enjoy killing animals.

I feel you. My life would improve drastically with just $5000 but I still feel dread about animals I’ve seen killed that I wasn’t even responsible for. They’re too innocent. I’d rather be poor.

i would do it for free. in fact, i go out at night and shoot cats with a crossbow. don't believe me? look up Northern California news...

Plot twist: You receive 18 billion Zimbabwe dollars after crushing the puppy.

Reminder if you support stepping on the puppy because of all the good you could do with the money then you're one slippery slope away from harvesting random healthy people as organ donors.

Wear some headphones and thick boots

F A G G O T S

Yes. Then I'd use the movie to save every dog I possibly could. That's sacrifice.

I don't like dogs to start with, so I'm pretty sure I'd get over it the second the I checked my bank account.

Nigga I'd hit him with a car for a full tank of gas stop playing with me. Turn that man kneecaps to straight dust. Send his ass into orbit. Bruh would be laid out like a gta pedestrian. Then soon as I get that money pay for his hospital bills for taking that L for me. His legs gon be collapsible like cookout chairs but he gon be swimming in cash, that's friendship fuck you mean

>harvesting random healthy people as organ donors
How much cash are we talking about here?

what about stealing organs from random healthy niggers who would kill puppies for free? I'd pay $18 billion for all the niggers to be harvested and i'd step on the puppy to keep the option away from any niggers

>people have done bad things in the past therefore this bad thing is somehow not as bad

Spot the sociopath

where in Northern California, psycho?

A couple years back some faggot strangled a cat with a belt in the Sacramento area suburbs. I've been wanting to pen a Revenge/Vigilante script regarding the matter ever since.

no. would sooner die in poverty.

>I don’t like dogs
Can you imagine the fucking creep that says this? Probably a filthy Muslim.

That puppy will die one day anyway. Maybe within a dozen years or so. So in a dozen years, that puppy will be dead, and you won't have 18 billion dollars. Or in a dozen years that puppy will be dead, and you will have made 18 billion dollars.

>Try to get a date
"I have 18 billion dollars."
>Job
"I have 18 billion dollars I'm buying your company."

Its for the greater good

mercurynews.com/2017/11/27/report-2-cats-shot-with-arrows-in-san-jose/

Is this you?

With the amount of good you could do with 18 billion, you're morally obligated to step on it.

Fucking subhuman

is it a pitbull puppy?

You're a good person. I've also felt bad about mercykilling mice on glue traps, but it's really about ending suffering.

18 billion dollars could reduce a lot of suffering.

Sure but I wouldn't torture it like those fags in rekt threads do, just kill it as quick as possible with minimum suffering. That's how I kill fish etc too. Don't make them suffer and it's alright with me.

>Liking dogs

They're trash animals. Needy, messy abominations that wouldn't even exist as we know them if it wasn't for humanity wanting some dumb creature to lord over.

Yes. I'd do it as quickly and theoretically painlessly as possible. I'd then take one full billion dollars and just give it to fucking PETA or whatever to save a bunch of dogs.

no, but replace the puppy with a black child and I would.

suddenly I am reminded of this

youtube.com/watch?v=QuDDiRN-9TA

Who the fuck shoots friendly cats with a fucking arrow? That's so twisted and demented on so many levels, unironically in the same league as serial killers.

>tfw they used glu traps at my work and even I was a bit disturbed by what a horrendous way to die it was

>order the flip kid to just smash them all with hammers to get it over with

Well, an organ donor can only save a few other people max.

One dog life for 18 billion dollars is a much bigger gap in magnitude.

But a lot of people have billions and use it to help end suffering. But there is always more suffering. You can’t beat it. Even if you spent the rest of your life and all 18 billion helping as many people and animals as you could, by the time you die there will be just as much and most likely more auffering in the world. It’s not something with an end so I see it as kind of pointless. Bill Gates has helped millions of people but still billions sufffer.

I highly doubt you having 18 billion dollars would be a net positive for literally anyone

I literally could not, I feel quite pathetic.

The only way I could ever kill a helpless puppy for that money would be if you gave me a gun. No pain. Then I'd give the majority of the money to charity and animal shelters so the animals could find good homes. I'd live my life with that memory but it'd be for the greater good.

No one actually from SJ would call themselves Northern Californian

Please don't be so stupid. In the vast majority of cases the primary reason anyone would consider doing this would be an immense boost to their own wealth and assets. You can frame it however you like, but the fact remains that no matter how great the cause you are working towards is, if you can do something obviously morally wrong in the name of that cause without hesitation or conscience there is something wrong with you. Having a good reason isn't a get out of jail free card for basic emotional responses.

PETA literally kills more dogs than it saves every year, don’t do that.

>Purposefully traumatize yourself with guilt and dedicate the rest of your life amerioting the world in an attempt of unaccomplishable redemption
>being a bitch
Choose one

>dude just step on the puppy and you get 18bilion
>step on it
>some white knight kills me that also happens to be jealous of my money
>i die
>he gets praised
>end

Porn sluts in the Crushie genre do it for a couple hundred bucks.

But that's women.

Id do it for hundred bucks baby

heh.. nothing personnel

Dogs and humans help each other out.

Yeah but who says whoever you took it from wouldn't have

Dogs are shit tier pets and animals.

I'd step on 1800 puppies for 18 billion dollars.

I see a bunch of soyboys in this thread. Sorry but that pup is gonna be a fucking pancake for that 18 billion

Because PETA know more than you and that the vast majority of dogs cannot be rehomed because american mongrels are obsessed with buying puppies from puppy farms instead of adopting.

I don't answer these questions because I'm not a subhuman Facebook user

18 billion could reduce suffering, like adopting dogs out of shelters, puppymills, etc.

18 billion could also reduce suffering if more dogs were spayed or neutered. If all dogs were sterilized, dogs wouldn't suffer anymore after they went extinct. But that's sad to think about.

How can a puppy not be rehomed? You just need to put in more work to make them friendly is all.

I'd stamp on 10000 for far less

>street cats
>friendly

Yes. And if I feel guilty, I will just fund the fuck out of dog shelters.

Nothing in the picture states you have to crush the puppy.

>I felt bad about having to mercy kill a mouse on a glue trap earlier this year and I'm still not really over it

t.Soyboy

But the benefit is so much greater in this case, and could benefit so many more dogs, that the moral question becomes easier to answer.

If it was about $100, it's a lot more morally dubious.

Considering I don't have a thousand dollars to my name, yes absolutely I would, I doubt I would care it's just an animal I've probably killed hundreds of bugs accidentally and I've killed some rodents with my car, for 18 billion I could do more good than the puppy ever could

With 18 billion dollars, you can afford being hated.
That's 18 BILLION dollars.

>not wanting to feel it squirm under your shoe, pressing down little by little so it can still get air and scream for a minute or so before the pressure is too great and it begins to suffocate
>not letting it come back from the brink of death and getting a few gasps in before you start again
>and again
>and again
>before you finally just stomp its paws, tail break its back, crush its throat and let it choke and gurgle
>then stomp its little head once it does for that satisfying crunch
All these soyboiz itt.

>Instead of answering the question I will instead make an equally facebook-like personal statement that is far less interesting

I will gladly do it for 50000$.

No amount of money is worth your soul.

Nice reading comprehension you subhuman amerishart. Read my post again, and if you still come to the same question don't even bother replying.

I've already killed puppies and kittens in the past so this wouldn't bothered me that much.

Nah, most I'd pay is $50

>durr hurt i'll donate the money to animal charities or some shit
Dumbass, you could just use mob outrage to force him to donate it anyway

Seek help you sick fuck.

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When did soyboy start meaning "anyone who isn't a legitimate serial killer in the making"

Seek help, no one wants to see "user shoots up school because of being shunned for dog crushing fetish" on the national news

There's a lot of future serial killers ITT

>all these soyboyz itt

I mean that's still 49,737,496US after conversion. I'd throw a sack of puppies into a river for that kind of cash

Soyboy has no meaning, it's just some retarded word Sup Forumstards made up and think it's funny to throw around. Anyone you see use the word soyboy even remotely unironically you can easily pin them as a Sup Forumstard.

i only kill to eat, and if you eat mice that makes you a soyboy

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>i only kill to eat,

OK Cletus. It was a mercy kill

there is always one litigious faggot who has to find a way around the question to prove how smart he is

ok smart guy, would you brain the puppy with your foot for 18 billion dollars?