How did he do it?

How did he do it?

He's very, very tall.

He took it out

he speaks their secret language

Dudes packing a salami, if you know what I mean

He enjoys getting cucked.

God damn i want to cup those and suck her neck from behind if you know what i mean

her footgame is a fucking travesty, so she probably has really low self esteem

But her pitgame is on point

funny friendly guy picked up an insecure awkward alternative girl before it was clear to her how hot she is

shit happens all the time its not rocket science

he got her when she wasn't famous

I'm sticking with my salami theory. He might have got her before she was famous but it takes a lot to keep em. Just look at Riley. Naw, this dude is packing a wallop

That's not even her. The original picture is someone way hotter.

Pit twits are getting as annoying as foot fags.

Let's see it.

you see that little arrow next to the post number? Click it and look it up yourself fuckhead.

>makes claim
>gets hostile when user asks for proof of claim

what a fag lol

Sigourney weaver is really tanned nowadays.

It's literally right there you retarded ape. If you can't tell that the face in that picture is shopped, I think you're beyond help.

Spoonfeeding was never a thing on this site redditfag.

Dude is packing a tree trunk Ive heard. Qui Gon Pees evian bottle is like a worm compared to this guy.

unironically this
most hollywood actors have more classically handsome faces but are average height.

So you're saying she just hasn't met the right Ewan yet?

He was one of the three that didnt like Mexico

You've got problems, dude.

fag