Why are the chairs red?

Why are the chairs red?

Subliminally stimulates hunger so you go to the concession area

Hides the blood stains

cover up blood from gunshot wounds

Contrast

So you can see them in the fucking dark

blood stains from the pusy?

Yeah, that's it

All the blood from the theater wars left a mark

Why do they have pencil holders in the armrests?

Only if that pussy forgets to feed his falcon beforehand.

So you have somewhere to put your pencil after you've filled out your cinema exit visa

For the movie quiz that comes after

Red hides stains better than most colors, also it sublimally stimulates hunger and desire to eat. (Aka cocessions)

Also blood blends in. You would be suprised just how many people get nosebleeds. Or woman that decide not to use tampons/pads.

Worked a theater for 8 years.

then why aren't they glow in the dark white retard

Yes

I wish they still had the 5 part folding armrests, good for opening cans.

Why arent they yellow then?

Because it doesn't show the teenage cummies made on the top row.

Then they'd have to make the walls yellow and that'd be terrible.

In my cinema all cans have to be opened and emptied into plastic cups before entry as sometimes the cinema snakes get stuck in them

Maybe something to do with red curtain. Check history of theater.

>stay for the movie quiz
>answer all the questions correctly
>win an exclusive single pass to see any movie I want alone
>mfw Chad will not be able to call the cinema guards during Infinity War

so you can’t see the bloodstains from the last designated shooter, it helps keep adds an authentic affectation to the whole atmosphere and really saves on the cost of bleach for the theater

Kek

>it helps keep adds an authentic affectation
what did he mean by this