Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?

Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?

>how patrician are ya?

I thoroughly enjoy Superhero movies, but I still watch them with a critical eye to ensure they offer substantial themes and motifs.

family guy is the only iconic media of the last 20 years

2001 sucks

I participated in the Justice League "six times for six heroes" campaign!

Come on in, sirs!

Why?

I reenact movies to myself when I go home to ensure I understood them properly

I watched Marmaduke in the theatre twice in a row. I'm tough as nails.

i stood up to clap at the end of justice league and didnt shed a tear

I watch films at 1.5x speed

I don't watch a movie unless it has at least an 8 in IMDB and a good rottentomatoes score. Unless a roastie recommends it, in which case I never watch

Come on in!

Yeah, so?

But did others clap with you, or did you clap alone? This question will make or break ya, kiddo

I listen to whatever reddit recommends me

Come in!

BACK OF THE LINE! Try again!

You almost had it until the end. Out!!

the only film i've ever seen was Problem Child 2

Leave, pleb.

I'm so patrician that I'm an obese black comedian who died of diabetes.

whenever i watch a film at home i make popcorn

Oh YEAH?! Well I put Louisiana style hot sauce and cheap powdered Parmesan on it!

Every time I watch a film I scan it for the most objectively moral, aesthetic and fun character and then try to emulate his characteristics for a substantial amount of time IRL, often between 3-5 weeks, until his features are absorbed into my own persona and I become a better person to be around as a result.

I'm so Patrician that I've never been stopped by any kinopolice and have a successful venture as a falcon breeder feeder and sneeder.

I only watch B&W films.
If they've color I turn the saturation down.

i'm careful to never trim right before a penis-inspection, allowing at least 48 hours of pubic regrowth

I only watch films with the sound off and my eyes closed, while imagining in deep meditation what the director has prepared for me. It's the only patrician way to absorb art.

I only watch colored movies. If it's black and white I pay a private colorogropher to digitally enhance and color the film and always alter one person's skin to black for Diversity's sake.

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I love west anderson films

Jp3>jp:tlw>jw>jp

I don't watch films, for it detracts from their value on the creator's mind, which is the most important part.

One time I saw a marvel movie and I only laughed for 20 hours.

>going to the kino spitoon
>not the kino tavern

Plebes, all of you.

>tough tavern
Just admit you're a fag and move on to weenie hut Jr already.

but do they sell any fuck and suck?

I once saw somebody shitpost about DC movies and I only cried for 20 minutes.

formally chucks

I saw the room before it was famous I collect independent movies

Do people really do this? Why?

I scream "FOR YOU" in the theatre whenever a character says something is big.

to fit in as many kino as possible

I know the entire script of Robocop from memory

The only film I've ever rewatched is the Roundhay Garden Scene (Le Prince, 1888).