20:00 GMT
Episode 6/7 - "Coasts"
20:00 GMT
Episode 6/7 - "Coasts"
SJ
>de gay
>It's the "humans are destroying the planet" segment
First for Toff!
Fucking hell she has nice legs.
Big stinky.
Lads that turtle is literally me.
we live
LETS GO
>blue planet
>it's a land episode
>it's a bottle episode
Why are females so superficial lads?
Comfiest show on tv
These aerial shots are gorgeous tbqh.
Someone needs to do the virgin American nature documentary vs the chad British naturekino
Loner neets BTFO
>the young bull
>laughing at a fish drowning
Psychos
That's a fuckhueg fish!!
What happened to the /blue planet/ community? We were getting 30 anons for previous episodes.
Reckon that walking shark will be in this episode
Starfish are fucking disgusting
This is disgusting
I've just been waiting to shit-post about something.
>limpet
More like limp-dick, amirite?
That ambush on the crab was like a metaphor for the sane people of the UK being ambushed by brexit.
wow really expands the almonds
Fuck off Juncker, get back to sucking off brown refugees
Fucking hell
It's iguanas 2.0
>land eels and land octopus
it's a no from me
DENIED
What is it with populists and having an obsession with black cock?
American race obsession/fetishism
You see it on both the American right and left, just in different ways
>30 posts into blue planet and we're talking about black cock
Russell Howard, is that you?
>it's a bird segment
>"we've still got 20 minutes of footage needed for episode 6"
>"just film some birds"
>even Blue Planet has been roped into porg shilling
I wasn't, I was talking about brown cocks.
Anyway, birds are boring. I want to see more fucking fish, this is the Blue Planet after all.
>the virgin puffin
>the chad skua
beta puffin BTFO
>nigger birds robbing hard-working white birds
REALLY
Family man pestered by gibs
Guess it can happen to other species
They make flying look so easy
*Supermarine by Hans Zimmer starts playing*
>black, faster bird robbing the honest family man
>a 60 mile journey to feed his wife's son
It's a metaphor for third-worlders flooding Europe
>puffling
i''m not accepting that this is proper name for a puffin chick, fuck off attenborough
half-expecting a hooded Luke Skywalker to show up
Second week in a row I've missed planet earth
Brilliant, some fish!
>to make himself inconspicuous, he turns black
Fish sex.
Creationists blown the fuck out
>directed by Sam Raimi
>David please call them by their real name, we want to get this done by 5
>Fuck off, they're pufflings
Damnit I wish I could watch this right now
What's the new one about?
Is there such a thing as missing television anymore
>seductive dance
Why are there so many degenerates in the animal kingdom
Give me one good reason why penguins aren't fish.
Air breathing fish turning black because light colored females don't find them attractive otherwise
There is when you can shitpost on Sup Forums whilst watching a program
So when’s the orca turning up?
Jumping crabs, sea lion squads, puffin stepdads.
>le 56% face
I've got a boner just thinking about the smell.
Its time to stop user
England navigates the World Cup.gif
Its our year la
It's like merry and pippin escaping the orcs
Why are their balls on their faces?
Holy fuck
God, human beings are literally the least interesting animal to be.
>episode almost over because for some reason we need 15 minutes of self wankery about how they achieved some of the shots
kys faggot, that's one of the best parts of the show
This is shit lads, if you're quick enough you can catch the end of robot wars instead of some fucking faggot penguins being narrated over by that old cunt that talks like he's got a pair of bollocks in his mouth
Somebody hat this fool
my bollocks hopefully
Fuck off idiot. You don't know what you're talking about. Blue Planet isn't about a bunch of human cunts.
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Stop right there! They worked hard for those shots even risking their lives. They DESERVE recognition.
M U H
>He isn't interested in how the most stunning shots ever filmed are created
Also they need to be able to easily cut out 15 mins to sell to third worlders who have to watch this with adverts
Didn't think a Planet Earth/Blue Planet hybrid would work this well
Muh Sharks?
Of course I'm interested but you don't need to chop into the last 10 minutes of every episode to show us. Just put the clips on youtube.
Humans are such evil polluters baka senpai
This guy is already a total cock end
You do, otherwise you need to chop out 10 mins of extremely expensive to produce shots so you can sell this lucrative programme worldwide. Better off sticking some cheap and easy 'how we did it' footage
As has been said, it has to be 45 minutes so they can sell it to the Amerimutt audience where they can interrupt it every two minutes for taco bell adverts.
HOLY FUCK ZLUMPF AND BREXIT CAUSED THE POLLUTION THAT KILLED ALL THOSE INNOCENT FLORIDA SHARKS
>we should fuck up our ecosystems so multinational corporations can save some money
Imagine being this much of a cuckold. Letting your own planet get fucked by selfish degenerate psychopaths and thanking them for it and defending them.
Lad it's China doing this shit. Most first world countries have regulations.
Yay 15 more minutes of
PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY EVIL LOOK AT ALL THESE POOR ANIMALS YOU ARE KILLING. ONLY WESTERN NATIONS AND WHITE CHRISTIANS THOUGH, THIRD WORLD SHITHOLES WHO BREED LIKE RATS AREN'T TO BLAME AT ALL
STOP WHITE PEOPLE HAVING BABIES
EMBRACE THE UN AND FUCK ZLUMPF
REFUGGES WELCOME
The wrong Attenborough died. This one has become a self absorbed and self appointed 'voice of the nation', a.k.a death cult apologist and anti white establishment crypto kike.
You probably shouldn't watch next week. You might have a brain aneurysm and it would he a shame to die before your 15th birthday
BRUMMF NOW STARVING SEALIONS TO DEATH! IMPEACH
b-but some infograph on a Laotian stop-motion forum told me that climate change is a hoax
>we were almost about to leave but then the thing we were waiting to happen happened
Every time.