BLUE PLANET II Thread

20:00 GMT

Episode 6/7 - "Coasts"

SJ

>de gay

>It's the "humans are destroying the planet" segment

First for Toff!

Fucking hell she has nice legs.

Big stinky.

Lads that turtle is literally me.

we live

LETS GO

>blue planet
>it's a land episode

>it's a bottle episode

Why are females so superficial lads?

Comfiest show on tv

These aerial shots are gorgeous tbqh.

Someone needs to do the virgin American nature documentary vs the chad British naturekino

Loner neets BTFO

>the young bull

>laughing at a fish drowning

Psychos

That's a fuckhueg fish!!

What happened to the /blue planet/ community? We were getting 30 anons for previous episodes.

Reckon that walking shark will be in this episode

Starfish are fucking disgusting

This is disgusting

I've just been waiting to shit-post about something.

>limpet
More like limp-dick, amirite?

That ambush on the crab was like a metaphor for the sane people of the UK being ambushed by brexit.

wow really expands the almonds

Fuck off Juncker, get back to sucking off brown refugees

Fucking hell

It's iguanas 2.0

>land eels and land octopus
it's a no from me

DENIED

What is it with populists and having an obsession with black cock?

American race obsession/fetishism
You see it on both the American right and left, just in different ways

>30 posts into blue planet and we're talking about black cock

Russell Howard, is that you?

>it's a bird segment
>"we've still got 20 minutes of footage needed for episode 6"
>"just film some birds"

>even Blue Planet has been roped into porg shilling

I wasn't, I was talking about brown cocks.

Anyway, birds are boring. I want to see more fucking fish, this is the Blue Planet after all.

>the virgin puffin
>the chad skua

beta puffin BTFO

>nigger birds robbing hard-working white birds

REALLY

Family man pestered by gibs

Guess it can happen to other species

They make flying look so easy

*Supermarine by Hans Zimmer starts playing*

>black, faster bird robbing the honest family man

>a 60 mile journey to feed his wife's son

It's a metaphor for third-worlders flooding Europe

>puffling
i''m not accepting that this is proper name for a puffin chick, fuck off attenborough

half-expecting a hooded Luke Skywalker to show up

Second week in a row I've missed planet earth

Brilliant, some fish!

>to make himself inconspicuous, he turns black

Fish sex.

Creationists blown the fuck out

>directed by Sam Raimi

>David please call them by their real name, we want to get this done by 5
>Fuck off, they're pufflings

Damnit I wish I could watch this right now
What's the new one about?

Is there such a thing as missing television anymore

>seductive dance
Why are there so many degenerates in the animal kingdom

Give me one good reason why penguins aren't fish.

Air breathing fish turning black because light colored females don't find them attractive otherwise

There is when you can shitpost on Sup Forums whilst watching a program

So when’s the orca turning up?

Jumping crabs, sea lion squads, puffin stepdads.

>le 56% face

I've got a boner just thinking about the smell.

Its time to stop user

England navigates the World Cup.gif

Its our year la

It's like merry and pippin escaping the orcs

Why are their balls on their faces?

Holy fuck

God, human beings are literally the least interesting animal to be.

>episode almost over because for some reason we need 15 minutes of self wankery about how they achieved some of the shots

kys faggot, that's one of the best parts of the show

This is shit lads, if you're quick enough you can catch the end of robot wars instead of some fucking faggot penguins being narrated over by that old cunt that talks like he's got a pair of bollocks in his mouth

Somebody hat this fool

my bollocks hopefully

Fuck off idiot. You don't know what you're talking about. Blue Planet isn't about a bunch of human cunts.

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Stop right there! They worked hard for those shots even risking their lives. They DESERVE recognition.

M U H

>He isn't interested in how the most stunning shots ever filmed are created
Also they need to be able to easily cut out 15 mins to sell to third worlders who have to watch this with adverts

Didn't think a Planet Earth/Blue Planet hybrid would work this well

Muh Sharks?

Of course I'm interested but you don't need to chop into the last 10 minutes of every episode to show us. Just put the clips on youtube.

Humans are such evil polluters baka senpai

This guy is already a total cock end

You do, otherwise you need to chop out 10 mins of extremely expensive to produce shots so you can sell this lucrative programme worldwide. Better off sticking some cheap and easy 'how we did it' footage

As has been said, it has to be 45 minutes so they can sell it to the Amerimutt audience where they can interrupt it every two minutes for taco bell adverts.

HOLY FUCK ZLUMPF AND BREXIT CAUSED THE POLLUTION THAT KILLED ALL THOSE INNOCENT FLORIDA SHARKS

>we should fuck up our ecosystems so multinational corporations can save some money

Imagine being this much of a cuckold. Letting your own planet get fucked by selfish degenerate psychopaths and thanking them for it and defending them.

Lad it's China doing this shit. Most first world countries have regulations.

Yay 15 more minutes of

PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY EVIL LOOK AT ALL THESE POOR ANIMALS YOU ARE KILLING. ONLY WESTERN NATIONS AND WHITE CHRISTIANS THOUGH, THIRD WORLD SHITHOLES WHO BREED LIKE RATS AREN'T TO BLAME AT ALL

STOP WHITE PEOPLE HAVING BABIES

EMBRACE THE UN AND FUCK ZLUMPF

REFUGGES WELCOME

The wrong Attenborough died. This one has become a self absorbed and self appointed 'voice of the nation', a.k.a death cult apologist and anti white establishment crypto kike.

You probably shouldn't watch next week. You might have a brain aneurysm and it would he a shame to die before your 15th birthday

BRUMMF NOW STARVING SEALIONS TO DEATH! IMPEACH

b-but some infograph on a Laotian stop-motion forum told me that climate change is a hoax

>we were almost about to leave but then the thing we were waiting to happen happened

Every time.