Bathroom scene

>bathroom scene
>character doesn't pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

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>tfw OP is a virgin

What kind of faggot cares about making less noise. I pee straight into the fucking water.

virgins

>the Virgin tinkle
>the Chad tsunami

Lmao, hadn't noticed that. That being said, i learned to not do that becauae it is less clean.

>pee off the shit marks on the side of the toilet like it's a game

am i the only one who does this?

>character doesn't put a piece of toilet paper on the water to prevent any splashback onto his butt when taking a shit

I pee on the side when I'm alone.

But if there's other people around, I pee as hard as I can directly into the water as loud as I can so others can hear it. It's pretty much a power move and lets them know who is the boss with the most forceful stream.

I've remember I was once in a house of a girl and she said she needed to pee
motherfucker it sounded like a goddam waterfall

I prefer not to splash piss all over the place.

Same here. Though sometimes I get that retarded dick stream that just shoots right over the edge before you can recalibrate for the side of the toilet. But maybe that's just me.

And how did you respond to her mating call?

>not standing back as far as possible and arcing it in

>not standing back as far as possible and blasting it in a completely straight line like a power washer

No because everyone else regularly cleans their toilet.

>not standing back as far as possible and just peeing all over the walls without two fucks given.

>pee slightly harder
>your dick malfunctions and the stream suddenly changes directions

>not pissing your pants

fucking disgusting.
real chads take their pants and briefs completely off before they piss.

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was it kino?

>public toilets
>character goes into a stall to pee instead of using a urinal

me

>not inserting your dick directly in the water and then peeing making no noise

...

>not pissing your pants and then taking them off to flush them

but the water is cleaning your asshole for you, you're imposing your will on the water as your slave through the force of your asshole

lol who the fuck makes these

>character doesn't get upside down and piss into his eyelids and evaporate the piss by blinking real fast to be extra silent