You DO realise that Anakin was right about sand, right?

You DO realise that Anakin was right about sand, right?

Sand is fucking worst, I never visit the beaches and I never take my shoes off when I have to visit one because this shit gets literally everywhere.

>I never take my shoes off when I have to visit one
You literally have to take your shoes off because that shit gets in your shoes as well.

merricans never visited the sand
they don't understand this line or the rest of the prequel movies

It is easier to remove it from your shoes than from your feet.

it's rough and coarse...

Sand is basically warm comfy snow. Fuck off, retard.

crocs don't count

yeah if you're a bedouin or from arizona

>merricans never visited the sand

>I don't like sand...
Shitty UNNATURAL DIALOGUE
>YUR HAHN SOW LOW. THIS IS THUH MILENIUM FALCUM
A TRUE RETURN TO THE FRANCHISE. I CLAPPED!

>I never take my shoes off
Oh, so you're just a filthy shoobie then

Why don't you just bring some empty jugs to fill with water when you get there, wash your feet off while you sit sideways in your car seat, and then dry them off with your towel? That is, unless they have a shower there to accomplish the same goal.

Funny how in the Original Trilogy, they hired British actors to play the roles of Imperial officers in order to show how they were from the "higher class", in contrast to the "common folk" rebels.

And then they hire a fucking Bong to play a protaginist in TFA.

>t. never been to the desert or beach

i live on a beach. with pebbles

We have some of the best beaches in the world, you shitheel.

Is THAT what you took from that scene? That he was talking about actual literal sand?

Are you alright in the head?

...

People actually have theories based mainly on that.

But Boyega played a Stormtrooper

Snow is soft, nice in touch and melts when you touch it.

Sand is rough, coarse, irritating and it gets everywhere.

>Bothering yourself with a long ass procedure just to get rid of sand, and some of this shit will ALWAYS remain either in your shoes or in your backpack

Why not just visit the superior rock beach instead?

>shitty commiefornia beach
I pity you

Sand is the worst, fuck that shit. This is why I like lakes better. When I do go to the beach, I have to do shit like .

t. life long Floridian.

nah I'm a yuropoor

Fine sand is softer than snow. And you're forgetting the major drawback about snow
>so fucking cold

you just rinse your feet and its gone, shoes you have to brush down

my condolences

i have my own theories on how she got the role

Sand is the fucking worst. I hate it when it gets in my shoes. I symphatize with Anakin.

plz post the whole thing, i only saw it once like a year ago and i was on nofap at the time PLEASE

The problem is that the sand fucking hard to remove, and either if you rinse your feet (assuming there are showers, and they aren't always there especially if you're on the wild beach) it will remain on your towels, blanket, books, whatever shit you took with yourself to the beach. And then your room is full of it when you get back home.

>>so fucking cold
Bogan detected.
Don't you have some Emus to hunt?

Pic related is in the US, you fucktard

I enjoyed fucking in the sand, in Mykonos with a Greek stud. It's pretty uncomfy getting grains in your foreskin and mouth though.

>grow up on shit desert backwater
>slaving away every day in the scorching heat
>hot sand always blowing into your eyes
>one day, spaceship lands
>beautiful woman and wise man on board
>they deliver you from slavery and out of the planet
>finally, people who felt your suffering and cared enough to save you
>years later
>madly in love with her, turn your back on the wise guy's crazy cult that was using you for your powers and decide you want to spend your life by her side
>all of a sudden she makes some stupid comment about sand feeling good
>mutter awkward, vaguely whiney response which she ignores
>you're confused, but deep down you realize then that she's a pampered princess who has never suffered like you, and can never comprehend the scope of your pain
>realize she never cared anyway
>your dreams of this woman saving you from misery were all delusions

this was the moment anakin turned, but redditors call it le epic sand meme

Bravo.

>the kino we could have gotten if george wasn't surrounded by yes men

>Fine sand is softer than snow
Except sand is literally a rock.

>sand is literally unmelted lava
>nearly kills him

Huh...

K I N O
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I disagree

>Sand is literally a rock.
And snow is literally ice.

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>Gorillions of tiny rocks getting into every part of your body and rubbing it
>"""soft"""

they hired British people because they could actually act sinister and not be all "YEEHAW COWBOY" or whatever the fuck Americans say.

people take British people seriously.

man I bet the producers just nut inside her freely knowing that she cant have babies

Isn't glass made from Sand?
>let the hate flow through you
>completes his transformation into darth vader by helping palpatine kill mace windu
>he gets thrown through a broken window

Yipi yipi and yahoo.

Funny language derivation.

user, I realize you've never actually experienced fine desert sand, so just stop, now.

>people take british people seriously

>I realize you've never actually experienced fine desert sand
Explain, why woud I ever bother with doing this, Muhammad?

Yes, I did saw a sand from Sahara (in a jar). Indeed, it was way softer and nicer in touch than your regular beach sand.

No, it didn't change my experience, I still wouldn't want any contact with it and I still hate sand.

Because you're typically supposed to experience something before having an opinion on it.

I did experience too much sand in my life already.

It's not like "sandbox" isn't a slang term for freedom in any other mediums or anything.

>kino
Thats some deep shit.