Where's the best place to sit?

where's the best place to sit?

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row 1, far left it's like being in the movie

>enter the cinema
>pretty high and my phones dead
>but hey I'm not late
>walk up to the counter
>Pajeet and his eight screaming poos are ordering tickets to some Johnny depp trash
>say hey to the soulless cashier
>get my ticket
>head to the bathroom
>I can't piss
>I piss
>go to the screen and walk up the stairs
>for fucks sake a couple is sitting right next to me
>I'll just move up a seat I guess
>after 20 minutes of insufferable, mind numbing adverts
>the lights go dark and the kino begins to play
>suddenly the stench of shit fills the air
>by god
>pajeet is here
>been in constant anxiety all through the ads about someone claming the seat i'm in
>Pajeet walks up to my row- he looks at me like ghandi looks

very back corner so my gf can give me a bj while I watch some kino

in the manlet pit of course, we know no other place either way

>sitting down when you watch a movie
soyboy

Back middle. Preferably one of those couple seats with no armrest between them so I can lie across them. I go to day sessions which are fairly sparse and I like the extra room.

My local plex has 'vip' leather seats right in the centre of the theatre, they're wide and comfy and have tons of legroom but the poor fucks around here are too cheap to pay 2 quid to upgrade so I have the area to myself every time

as close as possible without having to tilt my head back and as close to center as possible. any other answer is stupid

Last Row in the middle.

last row before the divider.

This
sweet spot is usually 1/3 - 1/2 of the way back

On my lap

i usually sit in one of the first two rows and don't have to tilt my head at all, but it depends on the theatre

I once sat in teenager's cummies in the top row that was leftover from the last showing. No more top row for me.

Dead center, about 4 or 5 rows up.

Came here to post this, except I prefer the far right.

t. Sup Forums

Row S, motherfucker

I always sit in the middle of K. Usually arrive early to make sure no one else gets there.

Lol where are your theater showers poorfag

jesus that is fucking huge ?
is this murican ?
why would you have those rows way back ?
its like watching a phone screen from 100 meters away.
it makes no sense

that isnt standard size calm down

whaaaaat ?
show me the biggest youve got
this is ridiculous

behind those spaces for the handicapped that have bars up instead of seats so you can rest your feet

with ur mom

I usually go for mid in clear range of the snipers. Yes it's risky but the snipers clear line of sight usually keeps the real bad chatty cathys from sitting near me. I can do it because I don't talk during the kino like some of you autists, and I've trained my eagle to sit quietly unless I send him to the confectionery at which point hes too fast
for the semi-trained illegals they hire to actually hit so it's all good.

Some American movie theaters are stage theaters that have since been repurposed

the spot in the theater where it is least likely any coworkers or acquaintances will see me alone at the movies

Couple's seat in the back

this is the average size of your local imax theater
some are bigger, but most are about this size.
regular theaters (non-imax) literally come in all shapes and sizes.

I fucking hate theatres where you have to pre-order seats. It's always awkward cause I have to get an odd number of seats for me my girlfriend and her friend

Top row so you can get a handjob in peace

Bring along your girlfriend's son to make it even

Closest to the emergency exit just in case a shooter does his business.
t. America

>not bringing your popcorn bucket pistol to return fire and finish the movie.

It's like you don't care about wasting money.

This is also where the best possible sound is because the engineers who do all the mixing try to optimize it for this area.

>manlet pit
kek

>HUGE AISLE DOWN THE CENTER DESTROYING ALL THE PRIME ANGLES
KEK

>SCREEN THAT TINY
WHY EVEN BOTHER ANYWAY

How did Vin get past the no singles policy?

at home after torrenting that propaganda piece

I went to Happy Death Day and the room was absolutely packed and I had to watch the movie in the last seat of the second row from the front.
I was surprised that movie was still watchable after a while

>ON UR FFFFUCKING TELEPHONE

>hurr why don't you bring a 6 month old to the movie

Idk you tell me

Where the fuck does this meme come from? My wife has a kid from a previous relationship, I literally don't see what's wrong with raising him myself.

came here to post this

Wtf ameritards and their shitty cinemas.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brood_parasite

All the way in the back so nobody behind you laughs at your bald spot or throws stuff at you

>humans are insects

cucks are

Dude weed lmao

Didn't read the rest of your post after that, but please kill yourself. Like literally I hope you actually die.

why do you think they're called bugmen

in the back fucking corner so we can get some fuckin bjs in

>hurr stepping up where because someone else wasn't man enough makes you a cuck

Kill yourself

thousands of generations of your ancestors didn't work hard to pass on their seed so you can self genocide for some niglet baby..

Who says we won't have our own children? Leave your basement

right at the front. cinemas these days are all stadium seating do neck cricks don't happen, you get a budget liemax experience from a regular big screen, the sound at front drowns out the jibbering retards who congregate from the middle backwards and you don't have any melon headed twat sitting infront of you checking his phone.

just you and the kino.

on karla`s lap

>wasting finite time and resources raising someone else's mistake
have fun going extinct cucko

>eh didn't dispute the child is black

Center middle. Gives the best sense of immersion and comfort cause otherwise I'm looking at the screen at an angle.

pottery

I bet the ex was a "deadbeat loser" too

>I'm poor

That's all I see fucking neet

Literally how does the kids race matter? Its a child.

Usually you wanna be in-line with the projector, and near the middle of the the rows where the sound converges best. One of my theaters has kind of a back area under the overhang for the balcony, so that's a real comfy area to sit, even if it's in the back and off to the side.

Avoid theaters that have small screens and go real deep, go for wider screens and swallower rows.

Where's the best place to park?

Fuck forgot the picture

Next to a curb away from where cars will be turning into a row.

dude if I was a billionaire I wouldn't do it.
You are rationalizing the most emasculating behaviour there is

off yourself

What are you scared of?

>My wife has a kid from a previous relationship, I literally don't see what's wrong with raising him myself.

a literal #cuckarino

>Its a child.

a subhuman child

Back corner so you can get your dirt blowjob from your gf in high school

>dirt blowjob from your gf in high school
>dirt blowjob


what did he meme by this?

>not bringing your lawn chair and propping it a a metre from the screen

There's probably some sort of vacuum joke in here, but I just can't connect the dots. I'm so sorry.

first row 4th or 5th seat. If you go to a small theater like I do

>If you go to a small theater

>going to meme theaters

I usually sit the back row so that the niggers (read: urban youth) can't get behind me and kick my seat and throw popcorn and shit