90 Day Fiance

Sassy black man edition

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Her face is manlier than a ladyboy's

Anyone else noticed that David has been getting fatter and fatter as the season goes on

Why is Elizabeths dad such an asshole?

reminds me of my dad when I married a filipina abroad

How is that not a lady boy

Elizabeth has an odd face but I like Andrie.

are you a grill

I think at some point during last week's episode he was sitting in a chair and I noticed his fat shit gut

inb4 Evelyn bro

pretty sure "he" Evelyns fat lesbian friend

how can I be a girl if I married a filipina?

>Filipina (male)

I'm a good looking dude, in shape (otter mode) albeit 5'10".

How easily could I find a traditional waifu from a 3rd world shithole? Eastern Europe included hnngh

Do you have a job?

slavic women, especially the kind you are looking for, are emotionless bugpeople who will show you NO warmth or affection user.

Why can't these awkward mother fuckers EVER treat these girls right?
Not even white knight shit, but just not being a selfish cunt.

Yeah, I work at [redacted] designing cpus. Well I don't personally design the architecture but I manage the labs that make them. I guess I should add I'm not your typical nerd either, I grew up playing lacrosse and hockey so I've always been /fit/ and apart of the 'popular group' growing up but now that I'm 32, every girl has either fucked 30 guys or are married.

how can i get a ladyboy fiance who will love me

if they could, then they wouldnt need to buy one user

>fat old man gets cute asian ladyboy wife who he emotionally abuses
>girls don't even look in my direction

WHY EVERYONE BUT ME

what was up with that dutch dude who was dating that used up thot from america? I get third worlders getting with losers so they can come to america, but why would a young and successful western european man date some ugly old hag?

Get on bumble and bang 20 year olds then. Thats what I did.

This show is exactly how I picture Sup Forums dating. Wierd friends and all

Exhibit A
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Exhibit B

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that black lady's eyes are freaking me out
they're not brown like normal, they're all black

LIKE DOLLS EYES
ROLL OVER WHITE

She is so hot. Pity about the crazy

C U C K E D

>I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT SEX STOOOOP IIIIITT REEEEEEEEE

What the fuck is this guys problem?

He is gay
>virgin at 27
>keeps talking about wanting to move to a big city
>visited "friends" in virginia

Microdick or gay for sure

Pretty sure Josh is a closet case too, he's like twink-incarnate

Hey back off man I just appreciate beauty when I see it

Anyone got ideas on what kind of dirt Bahtman David has on Chris to get him to give him a fucking apartment and a car?

>Imagine being Mohamed in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Danielle, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your sagging body and horrific fetal alcohol syndrome monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my tv persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another friend of his in Florida. Like seriously imagine having to be Mohamed and not only stand on that altar while Danielle flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and extra chromosome, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she lurched down the aisle. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DANIELLE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of bimbos and Europeans and later allegedly Danielle for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Tunisia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her hanging stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "acceptablesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with TLC makeup artists in the previous hours. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could cross every state in this country before immigration could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mohamed. You're not going to lose your future citizenship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Apparently they did have sex once at least. He deserves a green card for that alone.

he also hates fags and retards according to his instagram so he's good in my books

I was gonna give it to him until I saw how hard Azam was trying. That nigga deserves a greem card

Is the Evelyn fag here already?

Pretty sure Azan is done trying to get to the US, he's just trying to get Nicole back home so she'll keep sending him money and he can keep fucking bitches

A real trooper

he reminds me of someone from another reality tv general.

>implying it's only one

talking about me, hmmmmmmmmmm???

Have you convinced her to leave the spaniard yet?

Unless and until she finds out whatever he's hiding about his microdick, homosexual tendencies or his violent molestation as a child I don't think she'll budge unfortunately.

>Get knocked up in HS
>Manage to woo some qt (who almost certainly wants a greencard) from a conservative muslim country
>Cheat on him because your an infantile cunt
>Be surprised that the culture is different than yours, and complain constantly when you visit him about said conservative culture and the fact that he can't give you the constant PDA validation you require
>Get really butthurt when he asks you to exercise more because you can't do simple things like hiking with him despite dating him primarily for his fit looks
>Get butthurt when your mom thinks its a bad idea to sponsor you because the government doesn't think you can support him and your daughter on 20k a year

how can this person exist? Like her family all seem competent and relatively intelligent and not fat. How does someone become this level of infantile fuckup?

Sorry bud. You'll find your evelyn one day

this is scripted right?

Thanks bro. We're all gonna make it

Feminism

I...I miss Zyzz

>that running

What.

>Its because of faggots like you that it took us THREE tries

Nope. The girl got mugged by a guy with a machete right after that and the camera crew freaked out. Pure reality kino

this is what feminism does to women. turns them into spoiled, whiney, and entitled womenchildren

Fuck this New York Jew, typical victim mentality

We all do bro...

I honestly think he has a legit Wojack peanut brain, his fb posts support that pretty well too

I hate feminism as much as the next faggot, but this is something else. Her mom and sister are both fine. Its like she's an actual infant, right down to the looks, with the ability to speak and scaled up a bit.

wait what? no way that happened

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can you shills please use non region blocked links? i will actually watch and share the show if you let me

Evelyn is so cute, i wish i had an American wife like her.

Holy fuck you were in that thread. Thanks based shoopfag, I was waiting for it but it never came. I worked damn hard on this pasta.

wait. ver. 2.0

Don't we all?

I love her

She was one angry Jewess. I agree with her

youre welcome bro

Yeah she's basically perfect. Especially if you're into sexually repressed housewives with no actual housekeeping abilities.

Who was in the wrong here?

that nigga wierd. I can't put my finger on it but that boy aint right

is David just pretending to be a virgin? holy fuck I hate that smug piece of shit

WORST girl.

I got the sense that her family was secretly hoping she'd die there so maybe they could raise her daughter to not be a complete fuckup

It would've been better for literally everyone involved except her

Worst girl AND worst guy.

Holy fuck this sex talk with Evelyn and her mom

zero luck in the genetic lotery

>Be Norse Godmode
>Also have mommy issues that makes you want gib milkies
>Could probably date pretty much any milf you want
>Literally only advantage to milfs (other than fetish for older women) is mental/financial maturity
>Date one with a serious princess complex desperately pining for her late teens/early 20s that makes her act like she's in her teens while looking like a weird plastic surgery milf
>Keep dating her

Was it autism?

He's got like 2 DV charges on his record and his kids don't even talk to him anymore so I would probably be a cunt to him too

Yeah when mum's eyes suddenly widened at David's sexual repression I was having some trouble

>cant watch the episode for another hour

fuck. How is it bros?

like I say in every thread. He is the first wave of pic related

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Literally yes, Jesse's a fucking weirdo

Pretty trash other than Evelyn looking for panties. Bahtman getting exposed is pretty good though and Luis fucking with Molly some more. Also Andrei ripping Libby's dad's spine out through his nose was pretty cool

how many pictures and vids do you have of your waifu?

Not enough. I may be autistic but not quite enough to go through all the episodes and make clips so I've only got social media stuff

dats one fluffy puppy

Just look at his parents, you will immediately understand why the kid has some loose screws.

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>have freaky artist parents
>rebel by joining the military and spending tons of time in the gym

>What's his endgame?

Why do blacks like this show so much?

after that talk with her mom, I'm convinced Evelyn has a very dark brown hairy bumhole

>I WANT MY SEX

wut do Sup Forums?

Stand-in for Gary Shandling film reboots

Immaculately cared for, though

Grin and bear it until I can ditch her and live out the rest of my days at WalMart with my buddy Tom

Wtf is show and who's this hot Evelyn chick

Becoming the third bagadoff apparently

Back off she's eveylnbros.

You can have Kiryam

On that note, what's his endgame?

Rape and murder a hooker and be get o
Arrested on Live PD

Yeah, but she was pre-Mohammad event happened and they realized freaks=money.

Posting probably legit and, dare I say it, cute couples.

Oh shit missed the pic

The show is kino and Evelyn is the wind and the sun. She is blood and tears. She is everything.

I appreciate the support. Kirlyam is like a puppy, when she cries my heart hurts. But I have pledged my life to this woman and I could never turn my back on her, even for Kirlyam's eternal innocence.

Spanking mad pussy

Kyle's a bro, probably my second favourite after Amy and Danny

I honestly want to hate-fuck Evelyns bitchy friend

I'm pretty sure he is

gross

Could I get a quick rundown?

This pic was from this Halloween btw. They're a cute. a cute!

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>why do low iq idiots like reality shows

Quite the mystery

Yeah they were great and I'm glad they're making it. I also unironically want to see them fuck