She's next. Look at how she eyes up women on her show

She's next. Look at how she eyes up women on her show.

Next to what?

what the fuck is actually with this show

it's quite literally just an hour of giving shit away

are women actually that easily manipulated with the repetitive dispensing of consumables?

Next serial abuser. You can just tell she is a rapist.

>are women actually that easily manipulated with the repetitive dispensing of consumables?

Yes.

Do Amercians mispronounce her last name on purpose, so it sounds like she's called "Ellen the Generous"?

someone makeapp her. She looks the same as ten years ago

Id watch her do something to Porsche desu

>tfw Ellen corners you on set and stuffs two fingers into you then makes you suck them.

wtf is her appeal? filling in for oprah?

Nice, non-threatening, and appeals to women. That's it.

>filling in for oprah?

I'll take Ellen a thousand times over Oprah. Oprah has done so much harm to society and the world by unleashing her spawn. Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz are just two.

>a lesbian feminist turns out to be a molesterer
>instantly dismissed as proponent of white feminism and deserves everything she gets, gets thrown out of big bad feminist club with Lena Dunham
>groupthink undisturbed
>Ellen thrown to the wolves and eaten alive by the same people who yaaaaas queened her for a decade not 30 seconds before

Best timeline is about to start

no way. this lesbo-cunt is guarded by the Las Vegas mafia. as long as she plays along she is safe

Ellen Degenerate

the illumernaty and bliderberg too

>this lesbo-cunt is guarded by the Las Vegas mafia.

How so?

No.

Not Ellen

She's the only watchable out of them desu

Women won't take it seriously

...

Women can't rape, retard.

>Ellen the Generous

she's the one who did jimmy hoffa, and she has the evidence in a dead man's chest

-Investor in MGM
-has her own casino game machine in the MGM
-EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the security guard from the las vegas shooting managed through MGM

>-EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the security guard from the las vegas shooting managed through MGM

Shit, that's probably why he backed out suddenly of those other interviews right?