You will never be your fathers favorite and the hope of mankind against evil

>You will never be your fathers favorite and the hope of mankind against evil.
>You will never succumb to the ring of power because you wanted to help your people so much and make your father proud.
>You will never sacrifice your life to defend the weak and ensure the success of the ring bearer.
>Songs will never be sung about your bravery and sacrifice across the taverns of middle earth.
>you will never grasp your humble yet strong younger brother in a brotherly embrace after a mighty victory.
>the horns of gondor will never welcome you back from your journies.

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I just watched the Fellowship the other day. Fuck that was a masterpiece. There was never anything quite like those movies after their release.

And is even better if you're white.

>youtube.com/watch?v=TAI3YM_49MY
>tfw chills every time

Gandalf..

faramir > boromir

They were both based, hard to pick one or the other. Boromir the better warrior, Faramir the stronger spirit.

wait, why?

You mean British.
Fucking Amerimutt/Euromutt cancer trying to WE WUZ British mythology.

i still don't like how they added in the part of faramir taking frodo and sam to osgiliath

Just ask the second Gandalf. That cracker knows

>Euromutt
rajesh, I..

Settle down, Hans.

what hackson did to faramir was awful. i also don't like that he made theoden reluctant to help out gondor.

>British mythology.
its an amalgamation of all different European mythology

>its an amalgamation of all different European mythology
WE

Americlaps will never know this feeling

>legendarium purports to be british mythology
>characters eat potatoes, a new world plant

watched the movie as black first and than as white nothing changed you racist fuck.

>what's taters, precious?
>i... i don't know.

>what hackson did to faramir was awful
and to Denethor

its true
lots of European mythology is very similar anyway

and smoke tobacco

Except local ambiance
>sheit lil nigga don put on da ring
>das wat the horse brothers want
>they comin. they comin mofucka run!

and speak American

brits are the original euromutts