Moana was a great movie

Moana was a great movie

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Yeah I liked it.

I agree

Better than Coco. Get on this level, Pixar.

The ending felt a little underwhelming, but everything leading up to it was fine.

fell asleep 5 minutes in

DREAMWORKS FACE

but that was the best part

you're doing it wrong

i wanna fuck taht water

Those hips are obscene, like over 60 inches.

Yeah, no, it was boring as fuck. Generic story, boring songs, and barely any characters to care about.

I also fell asleep watching it. About halfway through. I've seen most parts since then. Just not intriguing.

Coco was certainly WAY better. Great depth and story and characters through and through.

It was a 6/10 movie.

They get an exemption ONLY because the rock did this as his signature move thing in WWE

It was a little forgettable. Moana has a cute body though.

The story is boring and Moana and Maui don't really have an arc together. I guess you can't have them fall in love but you could do something more interesting than platonic respect. The songs are the best part but not really for the plot importance of them, more for LMM's great songwriting. The enviroments in the movie are consistently boring with everything happening on a generic island or on the ocean. Only interesting scenery is the monster place and they're in there for like 2 scenes.

It ironically was. Normaly animated movies like that are subpar average shit like Cars, but this one was really good.
Plus the songs were written by that guy who wrote Hamilton.

shiiiiiiiiiiinnny

pretty good
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It sucked ass, and you know it!

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana has mother fucking cankles while her face looks generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is basically an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they are trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable, and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken, and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

>wants to criticize something but has no idea what he is talking about
>resorts to "generic"

You're Welcome (The Rock) > Jermain's song > How Far I'll Go > You're Welcome (Miranda) > Miranda's weird self-insert song > Some shit about Coconuts

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>6. The forced chicken
>7. The cute lovable pig

this copypasta is so autistic

I would say it was rock solid, one of the better princess movies.

That song has far too many reprises.

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no, it wasn't

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Moana is an Ariel rip off , user. Both wanted to go somewhere they weren't supposed to go because they were after something more than their home had to offer. Father says no you can't go. They go on their quest anyways in hopes of getting what they were after while sing Disney songs, and accompanied by their cute side kick pet. In the end they are rewarded, and get what they were after while making their fathers eat humble pie.

Also in the climax of both films they have to battle a larger than life sea monster

I hated that ending

>Film goes into slow motion
>She's singing at normal speed

So presumably she's actually singing at double speed. I might be autistic.

That's literally every Disney animated musical.

Don't forget Disney stated that the rooster was going to be the grumpy jerk aka the Sebastian type character who would try to convince Ariel....I mean Moana to go back home where she belonged, and that the pig was going to be the lovable supportive sidekick aka Flounder.

They even released artwork of the grumpy uptight rooster, and lovable pig duo
>image very relate

Except Moana fights a cool lava monster while Ariel had to fight Hillary Clinton

Pfft.

Holy THICC muh dik

Disney started to fear that Moana was starting to appear way to similar to The Little Mermaid formula, and people would notice so they ended up redesigning the Rooster as an idiot that worked for comic relief, and they decided to leave the pig off the adventure all together to avoid the Flounder/ Sebastian comparisons.

However, because Disney is greedy they still decide to use the pig heavily in promo materials because pigs are cute, and people like cute things so they say "let's pretend the pig is still a sidekick, (even though hes not) and sucker more money out of fans who enjoy classic Disney cute sidekick characters."

I've seen the movie twice, and I still regularly find HOW FAR I'LL GOOOO, Shiny and the Rock's song popping into my head

The music was objectively catchy

There's also a giant fucking fire demon god crawling towards her while she's singing a song.... I think realism and believability are kinda tossed out at a certain point.

Suddenly I can smell longpig cooking.

>if you make vague statements and ignore the differences, everything is the same!

such insight

Not really though. One makes sense in the story and environment. The other is a technical innaccuracy.

At least they didn't carbon copy it (ie. seeing fish and shit). God that was a beautiful movie.

the frozen "short" really made coco look bad

so now you're complaining that it wasn't similar enough?

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I still feel cheated though. I wanted to see more of that little pig. I was going to drop $50 on a bigplush of the pig , but when I found out that his character is basically non-existent in the film I didn't . He could have been the next Flounder or Olaf. He could have been one of the greats. This Princess movie is already lacking a prince. It really could have used a cute side kick character. Would it have killed Disney to just throw old school Disney fans a bone.


Even during tv ads the pig is shown interacting with Maui, and the ocean, yet in the film the pig never even meets those characters.

It's false advertising at its lowest. They are trying to sucker people into the theaters with the promise of Disney's next cute , adorable princess sidekick, but the pig is nothing more than a false flag.

It's like going to see Frozen after viewing all the tv ads, and seeing all the artwork of the talking snow man Olaf only to find out after you've paid for your ticket that the Snow man doesn't go on the adventure with Anna, and is only in the film for 29 seconds.

Here's just another of many examples of this false advertising.

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>However, because Disney is greedy they still decide to use the pig heavily in promo materials because pigs are cute, and people like cute things so they say "let's pretend the pig is still a sidekick, (even though hes not) and sucker more money out of fans who enjoy classic Disney cute sidekick characters."
are you actually on the autism spectrum? I'm honestly curious.

I've only seen it once, same with Frozen. Only part of Frozen that ever popped into my head was the "do you wanna build a snowman?" bit. That was it. With Moana there were several songs that stuck around. Way more catchy. Even the We Know The Way song worked.

Fucking Christ bro, it's a cartoon musical.

The frozen """""short""""" was the worst thing I have ever seen. It wouldn't fucking end.

Agreed

Who wants to buy merch of the dumb as rocks chicken?

luckily its getting removed

who wants to buy merchandise for a children's movie besides children and autists?

That doesn't make it right

Of course no one went to see the movie solely for the pig. But since it was featured heavily in advertisements and merchandise, the expectation is that it would have importance in the movie. Can't you see, then, how a viewer might feel lied to?

Retarded rooster or not, that thing definitely looks better than most pops. If someone was forcing me to buy one I'd go for that one simply because it doesn't look retarded like all the other ones.

>Can't you see, then, how a viewer might feel lied to?
I notice that you didn't answer the question.

I'm not trying to insult you. I just think it's interesting. I've never seen somebody this upset over a cartoon pig not appearing in a year-old disney movie.

If Pua was actually included, I would of liked it more.
Seriously, the teaser trailer shows him, he's in the beginning of the move a lot, he goes with Moana when she tries to leave the island the first time and then he just gets dropped from the movie and replaced with a retarded chicken. What a load.

that looks horrific

It was better than I expected but still actually terrible.

He's signed on for another Disney movie too

I welcome a glorious new era of Disney rap-musical kino

I'll give you a (You) since the music in this film was such forgettable shit that you only got one reply.


Basically the problem is that the songs in Moana aren't timeless, and wont be remembered 25yrs from now. Same problem with Frozen. The songs are generic disposable, flavor of the moment bubble gum pop songs.

Frozen, and Moana both suffer from shitty modern day pop-songs that sounded like they belonged more on a High School Musical/ Glee soundtrack than in a timeless Disney animated classic.

The dude just really loves pigs. The lack of r34 for the pig is probably tearing him apart.

This whole movie in one image.

The best thing about the film was the visuals. It had some amusing comedic moments, but the plot wasn't super memorable to me. Same with Zootopia. Honestly, it's probably quite stressful to be an artist/animator at Disney because of how unbalanced things are.

Yes. It does.

To be fair he also fucked everything up

So they were the same as 90% of Disney animations.

KID HONESTLY I CAN GO ON AND ON

They're gettin pretty fuckin good at that hair.

>but its ok when Elton John does the Lion King

You don't have any real insight or criticisms to lay. You're just caught up in rosy-eyed nostalgia

5000 hours.

I hate women so much

I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SOOON

HEHE DISNUY HAS DA BEST MOVYY

Fucking Christ I was warned about Lin-Manuel Miranda hipster fanatics being hardcore and aggressive when it came time to defend this mans music, but I didn't believe it until now.

>those posts
>hardcore and aggressive
Maybe tumblr would be more your speed.

No one can match Alan Menken's way with words, not even Lin.
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funny that the guy who penned it also wrote the biggest musical since Rent

we're all impressed by your bold opinions

unironically only disney movie Ive liked in at least 10 years.
not sure what people are saying in here, songs are good. these anons must be tone deaf or something.

>2 people disagree with me
>hardcore and aggressive

Jesus christ, is this your first day on Sup Forums?

56%

Meh. I don't really mind the theatrical songs, because there are plenty of good/memorable musicals. My problem is the actual pop songs, like Rihanna in Wreck-it Ralph, Fall Out Boy in Big Hero 6, and Shakira in Zootopia.

>he doesn't like Disney pop

what a fucking pleb
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>Rihanna in Wreck-it Ralph
Christ, I didn't even remember that that happened. Talk about forgettable.

It was during the montage scene when Ralph and Vanellope were building/racing the car for the first time.

SHUT UP AND DRIVE

Don't even wish to know how cancer sites like thumbler and pleddit work. I think you have to create accounts just to post there. Been on Sup Forums since 2007. Not an oldfag, however I've been hanging around here way before Captcah even existed. Being a mirror that has given me plenty of time for reflection.
Agreed.

The Wreck it Ralph song by Buckner and Garcia was kino though

>obsessed

>no romance, as in literally 0%
>forced comic relief
>zero Disney related catchy tunes including one overplayed and reductive one
>fattest princess to date

>lowest rated/BO Disney film in years
What went wrong?

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I felt the book of life was way better than coco, feels a bit depressing no one seems to care about it.

That's not a whale.

>>fattest princess to date

I hate fucking neckbeards.

I thought it was pretty okay. The music was a little weak, but you can say the same for Tangled (which is probably, from a character and story perspective, one of the best princess movies). The visuals were definitely very good. The only sour spot was the Shiny song. It felt bad.

>no romance, as in literally 0%

Just like Elsa, and Mirida.
Good goy, romance is a sin, and gets in the way of you being a strong independent woman of color. Reproduction should be reserved for God's Chosen.

moana wants to save the world
ariel wants to fuck a dude

Yes it was.
Made me happy.