Star Wars The Last Jedi

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The film opens in space (duh) - Kylo Ren’s shuttle flies up from the bottom of the frame, the camera panning up with it. It heads towards the supremacy. We see Kylo Ren in the shuttle. Hux is looking out the window. Hux says “we’re not going to see Supreme Leader Snoke yet.” The two talk, with Kylo being pretty out of it - presumably thinking about Rey. On the supremacy Kylo is taken on a floating bed to a medical bay while Hux goes to talk to Snoke about the destruction of Starkiller. Hux walks into Snoke’s throne room expecting to be reprimanded for the destruction of Starkiller but Snoke smiles and seems unbothered. He requests Kylo be brought to him at once, but Hux tells him he’s still recovering in the medical bay. Snoke extends his arm and starts to “force squeeze” Hux. (I think the force squeeze is a mixture of draining the life force from people and crushing them at the same time - more on that later). He drops Hux and Hux gets up quickly. Just then Kylo Ren walks in. They both look at him as he walks in and we see a cool POV shot as he gets closer to Snoke and Hux - with Snokes music also getting louder too. Snoke says to Kylo: “Because of you, the resistance has destroyed Starkiller base, and the girl has gotten to Skywalker.” Kylo apologizes and tells Snoke that the girl had “Raw power”. He dismisses Kylo and tells Hux that they are going to “obliterate D’Quar”, Leia included and that Kylo was to personally lead the fleet against Leia - as a test of allegiance. Kylo insists he can do it and Snoke tells them to see to it. They leave and Hux tells him the supreme leader will destroy him if he fails to do what he is told. He gets in an elevator and smashes his helmet out of frustration

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[spolier]Wipe to D’Quar: We see the millennium falcon fly off the planet. Leia stands in the crowd at the end of the force awakens and watches it leaving. Poe comes up to her and tells her to come quick. They hurry over to the medical bay where we see Finn in a pod crashing. Poe says he doesn’t know what’s wrong and he can’t let Finn die. They both struggle to get it working when Rose Tico comes running in crying. She apologizes and says she was saying goodbye to her sister Paige, and that she is the mechanic for Finns pod. She recharges Finn’s biohexacrypt (spinal implant) and sits by his side looking depressed. Poe thanks her and goes off with Leia. Leia tells him he can’t spend his time worrying about Finn, and that the first order will be on their way soon and they need to evacuate the planet. We see Finn sleeping. He wakes up screaming “Rey!” This freaks rose out and she drops all her stuff. Finn is flipping out because he can’t move. He asks where he his and she says the resistance base. She is kind of flabbergasted by Finn and he’s like “what’s so funny?” And she’s like “I heard stories about you, breaking into starkiller and disabling the oscillator” (even though it was Han). Finn plays it up that he’s some sort of big shot hero and that he’s ready to get up. Rose tells him not to as he’s still charging so it will hurt. Finn says it’s no big deal and he sits up in pain but tries to hide it and play it off but he’s clearly like whimpering. Poe and leia talk about what they’re going to do and leia says they need to set up a blockade, to Poe’s dismay. Leia says they have no choice if they want to fend off the dreadnaught that the first order is going to send. Just then rose shows up and says “look who’s back”. Finn staggers into the room, and Poe and Finn reunite.[/spolier]

feel free to ask questions along the way

how boring


EPISODE 1

had trade embargo politics, jedi secret agents

Finn asks where Rey is. Poe says she went off with chewbacca to find Luke and Finn says something like “thank goodness that Wookiee’s Gone”. He asks what they’re going to do and Poe says they’re going to fight.

Wipe to ach-to: the millennium falcon flies into frame. We see slow motion jump cuts recreating the last few minutes of TFA. Rey pulls out the lightsaber. Luke takes it and stares at it in his hands. He says “what are you doing here? Why do you have this?” Rey says “General leia organa sent me. The resistance needs you.” Luke tells her that she needs to leave and that he’s of no help. Rey tells him that he defeated the emperor, and restored peace to the galaxy to which Luke says “there will never be peace in the galaxy.” He then walks away, and says “and take this too”. He gives the lightsaber back to rey. Rey follows him very confused. She tells him that she’s heard stories about him to which Luke says they’re not true. Luke stops at the edge of a cliff overlooking the falcon, Chewie, and R2. He turns to Rey and angrily asks what they’re doing there. Rey says they came because they wanted to see him. Luke says that he doesn’t want to see them and walks away. Rey calls out “Han solo”. Luke turns around. Rey says “you know him”. Luke says “you mean knew”. Rey then says something like “if you knew he was dead why didn’t you come”. Luke stares and then walks away. Rey calls for him to come back but he ignores her.

I can see why Hamill was pissed already

We see the first order pull out of hyperspace. The camera pans around to reveal they are at D’Quar. We see the resistance panicking - we see the monkey and Carrie Fischer’s daughter confirming the presence of tie fighters and dreadnaughts. There’s a big ship fight and the blockade takes hits. Poe blows up tiefighters and takes out one of the dreadnaught cannons. Just then like 6 more dreadnaughts show up and start blowing up resistance ships. They also deploy like thousands of tiefighters. When it looks like all hope is lost, the raddus shows up out of hyperspace blowing up hundreds of tiefighters. Leia boards the ship and forces Poe to come, leaving his squadron behind. Eventually he does and then watches out the window as a bunch of his comrades get blown up. We see Kylo in a tiefighter, someone through the headpiece tells him leia got on the raddus. Kylo spins through some debris and approaches the raddus. He senses leia and leia senses him. He hesitates. Another tie fighter comes up from behind him and shoots at the ship blowing things up. Poe runs back to his xwing to try and rejoin the fight but it gets blown up. Kylo sits there realizing what he has done. The raddus tries to jump into hyperspace but something’s wrong with the engine. Bb units from the resistance hear this and run out of the room. They run by BB-8 and He sees them and joins them. Kylo flies around some more just trying to look like he’s doing something. Just then the raddus boosts into hyperspace. BB-8 and the other bb units kind of like party together. Leia says they’re going to meet with maz kanata and an old friend holdo on a ship that’s harbouring the survivors of the senate and mazs castle attack.

>maz

Is that the orange thing I fucking hate her

Achto at night: Rey sits at a fire with chewbacca. He is sad. Rey asks how long he knew Han. He can’t talk. R2 is sad too because Luke didn’t want to see him. Rey asks chewbacca what happened to Luke. Chewbacca says he doesn’t know. Rey turns to R2 and says “what happened there? The night with the fire?” R2 beeps but we don’t know what he says. Just then we hear Luke’s voice. He asks what they’re talking about. We see him standing there. He comes out from the dark into the light of the fire. Rey looks away. Chewie looks down. Luke steps forward. He says something like “How do you know about what happened?” Rey looks at him, not saying anything. Luke then says “who are you?” She says “I’m Rey. And Han Solo told me about what happened.” Luke then says something like “that’s not all; how did you get my father’s lightsaber?” Rey says she found it at Maz Kanata’s castle. Luke asks how she found it there and she says it called to her. She then tells him about her vision and what she saw. It almost seems like Luke recognizes her here. He then asks her where her family is. She says “they left me a long time ago and for a while it seemed like they would come back. But they never did. And now this lightsaber has lead me to you.” Luke asks if she knows about the force. Rey tells her it’s what she used to defeat Kylo Ren. Luke then says the resistance is not the only reason why she’s here.

Rey says she needs his help. She doesn’t know who she is, and she’s scared because she feels like she’s going to encounter Kylo Ren again. Luke then tells her that he once thought Kylo was the chosen one, but he destroyed everything he had. Rey interrupts him and asks him to train her and that kylo failed him and she won’t. She says she knows she’s not the chosen one but that if Luke’s not going to help the resistance himself, he should train her so she can go back and fight Kylo. Luke says he has to think about it and leaves. Rey sits there. Chewbacca meets porgs, they surprise him by jumping onto him. He catches on thats jumping around annoyingly and eats it. Rey tells him to spit it out. He does. Other porgs jump on R2. He zaps one.

uh dude, we've already seen Empire Strikes Back. Why are you telling us it's script?

But anakin was the chosen one

bump

Believable story but not true. The first 10 mins were already screened

comicbook.com/starwars/2017/11/25/star-wars-the-last-jedi-opening-ten-minutes-description/

WHERE DID YOU GO

Nobody cares, I don't care. I don't want to hover my mouse over your spoilers. You know the spoiler doesn't hide anything from a search engine, right? If you were really leaking the plot it's not going to help you.

This movie comes out in less than a month.

pls continue

>in less than a month
While technically true, it comes out in less than two weeks.

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More chosen one shit?
I guess Qui-Gonn though it was Anakin, Obi-Wan thought it was Luke and now Luke thought it was Kylo but probably end up being Mary-Sue.
George's words that it was Anakin probably have no fucking meaning in Kathleen's nu-wars.
Still, same old shit.. don't need more chosen one cliché reuse.

Wipe to: the raddus meeting up with like a grungy looking really big ship. Inside Leia and poe meet Holdo and Maz. Holdo and Leia embrace as Leia is relieved Holdo is alive. Poe tells Holdo the first orders artisinal was massive, and that the resistance doesn’t stand a chance without backing from the republic. Holdo then tells him there is no more republic and that the only option now is to side with the first order. This upsets Rose as she doesn’t know if her sister is alive or not, and she says that the first order killed her parents and she was practically raised by the resistance. Holdo tells her it’s not her place to discuss this given as the first order is a serious threat, and Finn asks where they get all their money and resources from. Maz says that rumour has it Snoke funnels money from the planet cantonica, as he owns and operates several casino and illegal betting things. Poe says that even if the first orders money source is taken out they still have way too many vessels and machines.

yep. the mouse raped him and he had to sit there and take it

FAKE

Poe also says it's impossible as Snoke probably owns the police there too. Maz then steps up and says she knows of a splicer in Canto Bight jail that could possibly break into Snokes bank. But somebody would have to break him out. Finn says that he'll do it, but Rose doesn't want to. Finn tells her that he was once a stormtrooper but now he has something to fight for, and that paige would want her to fight. Rose then agrees, but only to monitor Finns spinal implant.

this movie was really long - do you want me to keep summarizing or can i just answer questions

Do Rey and Kylo fight again and who wins?

any twists?
are rey’s parents revealed?

Is Anakin referred at all except the "my father's lightsaber"?

you might as well finish it LARPER

Just reveal the biggest surprises, twists, revelations etc...

Finish it THEN answer questions

thanks user, this sounds like shit. happily skipping it

>do you want me to keep summarizing

yes, yes we do.

>a white male being the chosen one/ most important character in the overall story
>white
>male

this is Disney we're talking about

You suck at summarizing.

Just fucking tell me if Luke swings a lightsaber. I don't really give a shit about anything else.

Yes they do fight on ach-to. Here's what happens leading up to this moment: Luke has discovered Reys strength - we see this meditating scene in the trailer - this freaks Luke out. Meanwhile after Kylo and crew wreck havoc in the D'Quar base they find the map to skywalker. Kylo does not want to give it to Snoke, but Hux finds out about it and tells Snoke that the map has been found. Snoke, presumably too weak, sends Kylo Ren to do this one last test - he also thinks Kylo shot at Leia - but he's sending the Knights of Ren with Kylo to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid as he is concerned about Kylo's fascination with Rey (He mind rapes Kylo). They go and Luke pulls Kylo's ship out of the sky. It crashes and the other knights land. Rey tells Luke he has to fight Kylo but Luke does not use his lightsaber anymore so he says no and tells Rey to do it. Kylo already sends the knights after Luke and they fight. Luke does a lot of cool force moves like ground explosions, calling lightning, and like force punches/hits with his caddle prod. Meanwhile Rey is attacking Kylo and Kylo is fighting back in self defence trying to get her to listen but shes still mad at the fact he killed Han. As for spoilers and twists, yes I will get into them as there are a number of little twists placed througuhout the film

>Maz says that rumour has it Snoke funnels money from the planet cantonica, as he owns and operates several casino and illegal betting things

SPACE DRUMPF CONFIRMED, IMPEACH SNOKE, TWO SUPER STAR DESTROYERS????

Does Anakin show up as a force ghost? What about Sheev?

>presumably the only copy of the map was with R2D2 and BB-8
>but hey the First Order gets it anyway :^)

this, I want to know if there are any characters or references to the OT or Prequels that weren't in TFA

>cattleprod
>lightning

IDK sounds like bs are you the same guy

Um so the first twist is this: Luke says Kylo destroyed the temple - but what he means by this is that Kylo found out vader was his grandfather, and luke lied to him about this. He tells the other students about Luke's lies and gets them to attack luke with him. Luke fought back in self defence. In the process, destroying his temple. He failed Kylo and his school, killing all of his students, the surviving ones going off with Kylo, as luke projected him to be the chosen one opposed to him.

But what about Anakin man!

How powerful is Luke shown? Nigga should be stronger than Yoda at this point

>Rey tells Luke he has to fight Kylo but Luke does not use his lightsaber anymore so he says no and tells Rey to do it
Fuck you Disney. Why did you even bring Hamill out of retirement?

does Luke use his green lightsaber??

yes he waves the stick, and like a whoosh of force comes out and knocks 2 of them into a cliff, and they get crushed by rocks

>Luke, who has been a Jedi for 20 years at most, should be stronger than someone who was a Jedi for hundreds of years
Yeah, sure.

That sounds pretty kino but what about kylo stabbing that dude in the flashback of tfa? And what do you mean kylo is the chosen one as opposed to Luke? What's this chosen one thing I thought it was anakin

Luke has the same strength as anakin, Lucas said he'd surpass yoda

Yes Luke uses it at the end. Rey and Kylo do infact fight the praetorian guards and they do good for a while but they get bested. Luke breaks into the sumpremacy and uses it there and kills all the guards like really fast. He spends the whole film saying he's never going to use it again, and that the Jedi is no more, but he finally embraces it again

I mean he did what the whole Jedi Order couldn't, the man deserves some credit

Please be true

>being capable of reform when you're literally the only Jedi left = being strong in the Force

bullshit, what happens to snoke then

>91089217
that sounds cool desu

As for anakin there is no visual representation of him but yes Hayden Christenson, Ewan McGreggor, and Frank Oz all have vocal cameos. They talk to Luke as he meditates looking at the tatooine suns. Rey then comes up to him and he gets mad at her for breaking his concentration

meant to reply to

>emperor says he's strong in the force and that he's a threat
>yoda says he's strong in the force
>George fucking Lucas who created Luke says he's strong in the force

Dude Luke's weak lmao

So Kylo becomes a good guy?

>tatooine suns

Wat

I'm not saying Luke isn't strong.
I'm saying Luke shouldn't be stronger than Yoda JUST because Luke is capable of reforming the Jedi Order.
Luke is strong in the Force REGARDLESS of his ability to reform the Jedi.
Retard.

>as he meditates looking at the tatooine suns

CONFIRMED FAGGOT LARPER

Keeps going user!

I feel like actual op disappeared the detailed plot seemed much more believable

Ok so here's another twist. Snoke's body is not his real body. He jumps from body to body and decays their life force and then jumps to another - going back to Rey's parents, Luke tells them that Snoke was looking for force sensitive infants and children to feed off of. Rey was hidden on Jakku, and Snoke moved onto Ben. Once he gets Rey, he throws Kylo Ren aside and starts draining the life force from her, which we see in the trailer.
Luke says: "It ends here Snoke. You're done." But Snoke starts to laugh - his eyes roll back in his head, and his body sort of caves in. Rey collapses as Snoke possesses her.

>more capeshit
Just go back to fucking reddit already holy christ no one cares about the weekly Disney film you retards spend days shilling for

Fucking what

Why does he forve squeezes hux?

Rey attacks Kylo Ren and Luke and they fight her off. Eventually, Kylo knocks her out and they escape back to Crait

WHO DIES, WHO ARE REY'S PARENTS?

Because Hux directly disobeyed a command from the supreme leader

btw holy shit this captcha thing is annoying

Sounds too good to be true honestly

>tatooine suns

Ok so there are four plots going on, I will summarize what happens in each plot

Sounds good enough, which is why it won't happen.

Thank you

sounds not shitty enough, there is no way they do any of this

What is fucking good in all that bland shitty fanfiction?

If I only knew who this Hux guy was. My memories are quite fuzzy.

Watch the prequels again, then watch TFA. This in comparison is indeed ESB-tier. It's the least amount of shit you can expect from SW at this point. It's all in perspective.

>Luke stares and then walks away.
youtu.be/4ZNLA7t-gIY

No more republic ahahahahaha because a planet blew up lmao disney

Also as for Rey's parents: They were first order officers that discovered Rey was force sensitive when she was a kid. They then discovered Snokes plan and decided to hide her from him.

Does Leia die at the end? What happens to her?

Switch to Legacy captcha in the options. Doesn’t work for OPs but makes replies much easier

>Thank god that wookie is gone
I thought black people couldn't be racist?

that jango fett looking trooper in the shiny ass armor

Does Rey turn to the dark side?
Does Kylo turn to the light side?

So basically Rey was a sith lord that got snatched away from the bad guys.

hes totally not hitler

A casino makes enough money to tunnel an entire planet jesus

Ah, the tall girl from GoT. Gotcha user

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This is shit, why would Obiwan talk to her in 7 if she's only a random force sensitive

I’m not reading this text wall of fan fiction. Some just tell me if Reylo is real?

>Kylo found out vader was his grandfather, and luke lied to him about this. He tells the other students about Luke's lies and gets them to attack luke with him.
this is so stupid.

kek thanks

what is the coolest shit in the movie?

its because this faggot is LARPING

well its a BIG casino user!