You're the movie expert, aren't you user?

>you're the movie expert, aren't you user?
>why don't you pick a christmas movie for the family to all watch together!

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Home Alone never fails

Youporn has a christmas themed category. Let me just link my phone to the tv.

>umm user don't you think that's a bit too violent for the kids?

Elf.
Easy one

it's cartoon violence, nothing actually happens to the bandits

>that doesn't matter, we shouldn't be teaching our kids violence

>muppet’s Christmas carol
>Scrooge (toppest kino)
>holiday inn
>white Christmas
That was easy!

Scrooged!!

What the fuck is going on in that picture?

also the recent krampus movie was very good.

die hard

National Lampoon's christmas vacation is objectively the best christmas film

yeah, Scrooged is great.

They're gonna find life hard then, Daddy-o. By the way, Demarcus is fucking your wife.

violence is perfectly acceptable in self defense you cuckold

Elf. Pure Christmaskino.

*strokes neckbeard*
...I believe "Die Hard" may be what you're looking for
*raises eyebrow smugly*

No, not SCROOGED, SCROOGE. scrooged is another new agey trash take that chooses flippancy over meaning, Scrooge on the other hand is incredibly well done and phenomenally acted, and is so perfect at conveying the message you understand why they called the story the fifth gospel

Literally it’s the best take of the best Christmas story out there, plebs

Bad Santa you uncultured redditors.

A Muppet Christmas Carol.

Deal with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=qoIwIyKL1hE
Not a movie but it's kino nonetheless

Reddit choice desu

O-o-okay guys I will select a movie.

>Sees the remnants of the Christmas goose dinner

>Only God Forgives

>cuts the stem off a broccoli and white broccoli
>sets them on a cutting board in the middle of the table with nothing else, not even a dip
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS

They need to learn about the importance of protecting you property from those who wish to take it.

It's a Wonderful Life

>white broccoli

>white broccoli

>black and white?! that's so boring cousin user!

The Polar Express

>"You fucking brainlet soycuck. Die Hard isn't a Christmas Movie. You deserve rape. Also, shave that cringy beard, you'll never get pussy that way, fucking omega."

>white broccoli

The Star Wars Holiday Special

>white broccoli
hi american

"Fuck off leddit"

you mean the 1970 version?

>so when are you getting a girlfriend user?

>white broccoli

>oh i've just got the movie in mind, dad *evil smile*
BULLET WITH A NAME ON IT

Then don't hang around blacks.

>white broccoli

Jingle All the Way

>brócoli blanco

>the children aren't drinking wine

fucking americans

Honestly this. It's a dumb horror-comedy.

Is this the start of something?

>no user, I heard one of the bandits literally has the flesh stripped from his bones. we can't expose the children to that.

Yes. Albert Finney, Alec Guiness, David Collings and Edith Evans are all fantastic.

Die Hard 2 then, it's undoubtly xmass movie.
or Nightmare before Christmas?

My niggers

>white broccoli
You scoundrel

I think A Serbian Film will make it

...

>white broccoli

Scrooged is the based 80s movie with the awesome corporate scenes and comfy sexual harassment

gremlins

>look who just came out of his cave!
>watch any good movies recently user? What did you think of the new star wars?

A Serbian Film
Irreversible
Natural Born Killers

>"n-no"
>look down
>stumble to seat
>"please pass the tatoes, thanks"

This is the most basic bitch Xmas movie list.

Easy, Rare Exports

thank you very much

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imagine the amount of passive-aggressive statements made at that table in the space of just five mintues...

"What was that? You're mumbling. Are you really this inept at socializing? Christ."

Pretty good but I can't tell Scandinavians apart though

>"t-thanks haha"

>white broccoli

>tfw you have a crush on your cousin amber and she knows it

just mention stanly kubrick and their will be about 20 wet holes staring at you

>sure, I have an "in" with the film industry thanks to some online buddies and got some fine prints of movies that just released in theaters
>*pulls out firestick, boots up kodi, blows the family away with fantastic korsub Justice League rip*
>get showered with praise and applause from the family, tears strolling down my parents face as my 7 years of NEETdom have lead to free movies

>Well I had sex with your wife!

what the fuck is this interracial nightmare

>white broccoli

the only options for drinks is red wine or OJ with a dinner? what kind of communist regime is this?

>OJ
that's obviously Sunny D.

it's Tang, you cretins

GIV FAMILY AND HAPPINESS!!!!

>green cauliflower

>there's our boy!
>come sit at the table with us user! You can go back to your chinese movies after family time

Die Hard

>somebody else watched this show

Oh thanks god

The League of Gentlemen Christmas Special

>I actually have to pick a movie for everyone to watch because we do "family night" once a fortnight since the accident
>every single time, without fail, people complain about my choice until someone else forces us to watch something THEY want to watch
>started using bait movies so these idiots don't pick it but fall for the real movie I want to watch
>it actually works

so tired of this

I just want a snack from the kitchen.

there are dozens of us! dozens!

PUT ME AND MY ANIME TIDDIES IN THE SCREENCAP

All-time favorite.

>Saw it in theater as a kid and laughed my ass off
>Now a Dad myself and totally get all the adult-level stuff now
>Assistant director is Frank Capra III, the grandson of Frank Capra Sr., who directed It's a Wonderful Life
>Randy Quaid is a 3rd cousin of Gene Autry (the guy that wrote "Here Comes Santa Claus Right Down Santa Claus Lane")

>the accident
w-what accident

I'm gonna need all of your aquabats webms NOW

hey I realize you guys are posting the same shit as the guy before you to hop on the dogpile in hopes of being on le ebin screencap that you've seen so many times before on reddit, but that really isn't how we operate around here. one or two >white broccoli's would've sufficed, we don't need you redditards shitting up the thread like this

>white broccoli

>>cuts the stem off a broccoli and white broccoli
My sides XDD You guys made my night. See you on the next r/bestof

the first two >white broccolis were literally me (the guy who posted it first)
social engineering is too easy :^)

I'll try my best but my phone tethered internet is absolute shit and I'm lucky if uploads don't time out

>the accident

t. white broccoli guy

God bless you fellow cadet, and Merry Christmas

>"look who finally came out of his cave!"

Easy. I choose Brazil.