Disney gives you a blank check to remake the Star Wars prequels. How do you handle the story?

Disney gives you a blank check to remake the Star Wars prequels. How do you handle the story?

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just make kotor into a reality

>remake Star Wars prequels
you mean, like, the prequel trilogy?
main six are untouchable, man.

three words: Women. Of. Color.

Shot for shot remake with 50x the budget

Just get better actors for Anakin and Padme and redo the special effects, maybe mixing in practical effects instead.

Make Obi-Wan the central character, and make him a gigantic asshole, but gradually become level-headed and one with the force towards the end.

also replace every actors' lines with fart noises

Hire this guy to write, storyboard, and do be the direct of effects and design.

Tell the director to shut the fuck up and listen to whatever he wants.

*ear shattering fart noise*

Unironically this. The guy would make absolute kino.

Redo all their lines, scrap Jar Jar and the gungans, scrap the entire naboo love thing, scrap space diner, add ahsoka and spend A LOT more time on showing why anakin became alienated with the jedis. Infact make a fourth movie containing the most important points of TCW 1 and 2.

Have Tim and Eric Direct it. All actors are F list nobodies.

OK LiebeHart can do yoda.

same plot with better acting and slight changes to anakin's fall

Give Lucas another shot at it.

There's only 1 serious answer, hire the best people , supervise what they come up with and give them an immense amount of creative control

DOUBLE DOWN ON MIDICHLORIANS

>mfw I have had dreams about these films and have to wake up knowing that they'll never happen

Kill me, my dude.

10 minutes of Aayla Secura bathing.

Phantom Menace is useless. You can skip it and miss nearly nothing.

Make the Jedi smaller

The Clones aren't a new thing, but have been ramped up on both sides, with some of their armies going rogue.

Make Anakin less of a whiny brat and make him and obi-wan actually friends.

No Yoda or Sheev light sabers. Space wizards, not duelists.

10 mins graphic twi'lek lesbian scene for no reason

also remove midiclorians. the force is magic

There's always a good reason for that. But more importantly, which colors?

but we would lose all the god tier Sheev memes

Episode 1
>Anakin is an adolescent in the Jedi Order
>Obi Wan is maybe 10 years older than him, but they are close as they both have no memory of a family and confide in each other when not training
>Obi Wan is competent for his age and disciplined, while Anakin is bold and seemingly more skilled but reckless
>Early scene captures Anakin going through a training program doing really risky shit to complete it intercut with Obi Wan doing similar trials calmly and properly
>Afterwards, an instructor scolds Anakin for his recklessness and praises Obi Wan in front of him, this moment fuels Anakin’s rivalry
>Fast forward and Obi Wan has been knighted and Anakin is his grudging padawan
>they are near the end of some trivial assignment, like investigating the death of a diplomat visiting Coruscant who was meant to deliver a message to the Jedi Council
>Things don’t line up and Anakin aggressively grills a suspect, and Obi Wan has to put him in his place, humiliating him
>As they leave the scene, Obi Wan senses something is wrong and a cloaked attacker appears from nowhere and attempts to kill them
>Anakin rushes in and almost gets himself killed until Obi Wan does some defensive thing and saves his ass
>Anakin is livid and believes Obi Wan stopped him from catching the assailant
>The two of them report back to the Temple, Obi Wan debriefs, and Anakin is suspended from any activity beyond the temple walls for his behavior
>Obi Wan is tasked with exploring the situation further, and starts to dig into the associated persons-of-interest to the diplomat and the suspect they interviewed
>meanwhile Anakin is assigned to bitch work and tantrums his way through it
>Obi wan picks up a lead and Anakin overhears the location he’s going to to investigate
>Anakin sneaks out and tails Obi Wan and while he’s investigating a location, Anakin sees the attacker from before, hidden and ready to pounce on Obi Wan

cont...

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Make it more about detective Obi-Wan as the main character. I think I would keep Padme/Anakin, because of how she enables his destructive personality traits - it's an interesting dynamic.

>main six are untouchable, man.
main three you fucking retard. Almost everyone would want better prequels

we need a red one for sure

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Make the "Jar Jar is actually a powerful Sith" fan theory canon.

this tbqh

We're not going to change everything but also we're not going full Hero's Journey, either.

The first movie will concern how Anakin (Jedi pilot) and Obiwan (Jedi swordsman), originally tasked with ferrying a delegation of diplomats from Coruscant, from the senate, to meet with representatives of the splintering outer rim, and how that all goes awry when they broker an agreement that will see the fracturing republic not only stop splintering, but also come back together.... But then...

DAMN, the entire delegation of the outer rim politicians just got murdered! IN AN EXPLOSION OR SOMETHING. But wait... shouldn't two trained Jedi sense something like a terrorist plot before it goes off? Isn't that why they were hired? WAIT, THEY WERE FRAMED! Framed by someone who can block their force-sense.... A SITH! But who? Where? Why?

Oh, wait, two of the Senate delegates survived! They're highly regarded and their word can and will sway the public opinion on this political assassination! Who are these delegates? Gosh and golly, it's Padme and Breha!

Gosh, now it's a race against time to get back to Coruscant with something unfamiliar to the Jedi pursuing them! A Sith!

Will they beat the news of the assassination back to Coruscant?! Will they even make it back at all!?

It'd be a shame if some sort of antagonistic character tried to stall them... waylay them on some backwater planet where communication is sketchy... Even if killing them was the intention, only stalling them would do damage to the Republic. I'd really hate to see this turn into a western knock-off on a desert planet where two guys who've never had to do it before suddenly have to fight someone comparable in skill to them! it'd be a shame if extended family got dragged into this mess, as well.

>Anakin tries to stealthily subdue the anonymous attacker, but clumsily reveals himself before he can get into position
>the attacker reveals their red lightsaber (and oh btw Anakin doesn’t have his lightsaber, so the scene would play out to demonstrate that Anakin is surely fucked)
>seemingly outmatched and out armed, Anakin shows a moment of fear, but his boldness puts him in fight mode
>he uses rudimentary force techniques like push and pull to deflect saber attacks and generally disorient the attacker
>after a while the battle turns and Anakin starts to have the upper hand, he knocks his opponents lightsaber away and has them cornered
>right when he’s about to capture him (for real this time, Anakin’s first fight with this dude was way more one-sided) he hears Obi Wan call out to him and drops his guard
>the sith subdues Anakin and gtfos
>Anakin is out of breath, and upset at first but then sort of spaces out while Obi Wan is scolding him for leaving the temple grounds, because he notices the sith left their lightsaber behind
>he collects it while Obi Wan calls in to the temple for transport, and looks at it hidden in his robes with intrigue
>credits roll

You guys want episode 2?

>Make the Jedi smaller
This. Besides mentioning the Jedi Order in TLJ, there's nothing that indicates the Jedi are an organization. I like the idea of them as samurai or ronin, meaning some have allegiances to planets and try to help people, others are just wandering sages/warriors, but all of them contribute in some way to the balance of the galaxy.

>Have George's outlines
>Hire Chris Terrio to shape it and do screenplay
>Have Zack Snyder direct
>Ben Affleck as Anakin
>Henry Cavill as Obi Wan
>Jason Mamoa as Jango Fett
>Ian is back as Sheev

Absolute Kinography
Guaranteed masterpiece

>Hire the guy that ruined Samurai Jack
Why

that and R2 and Chewie actually being top level republic spies

First movie make anakin come from a literal shit hole. None of this nice watto giving him days off or giving him money.

His mother would be a prostitute and working her ass off in a bar.

Make him learn the force naturally by survival being a slave.
I mean.... They are fucking slaves right????

Anakin is main character.

I'd kill for a KOTOR 2 movie but it's got so much fucking dialogue you can already call it a movie and it's fucking kino

>season 5
>bad
end this meme

>How do you handle the story?
I do it exactly the same.

I just add a new movie "Clone Wars" in between EP II and EP III like Rogue One is to the sequels.

Would probably change Anakin's teen-adult actor though, the rest are fine.
Oh, and I wouldn't make all clone troopers be CGI, a few of them will be real people. That's all.

Go for it. Better be some clone action.

Re-do them but not shit. Seriously, underneath the awful acting, dialogue and directing, there is incredibly emotional and powerful story to Anakin. You can clearly see Lucas's brilliance under his retardation.

Episode One
Make Anakin roughly the same age as Luke

Have Obi Wan be in the middle of some Jedi business that has nothing to do with the main story and he ends up being forced to land on Tattooine to repair his ship and he ends up at Anakins home in search of some assistance in any way.

Obi Wan meets Aankins parents first and while they're talking about his situation he sees a small flying vessel off in the distance doing some areal stunts.

When it lands, he's amazed to see that such a young person had such mastery at piloting and senses there's more to this young man.

While on the way into town to look for parts he talks to the boy about how he got to be so good. Anakin talks about having what he calls a sixth sense in which he can focus and perform in ways others can't. Obi Wan feeling his theories have been confirmed tells him that it is the Force he is using and that only a select few such as himself can learn to use it.

While in town they end running into some trouble and Anakin sees for himself the powers the Force has when Obi Wan easily takes down their foes. Anakin is completely amazed and asks Obi Wan if he could do the same things to which Obi Wan replies "With training and someone to teach you how to focus your abilities." Anakin begs him to take him under and train him in the ways of the Force saying he feels like he's wasting his life here on Tattooine and wants to be part of something much bigger. Obi Wan realizing the potential in him due to his natural talent agrees to train him and make him a Jedi.

>Prequels start right before the Clone Wars, Anakin is already a Jedi
>Padme isn't even a character until Ep 2 or 3
>Ep 1 is "the adventures of Obi-Wan and Anakin" for 2 hours
>Jedi have no organized order, are wanderers, act more like Buddhists than cops, they are immensely popular in Ep 1 as wise mystics who defend the weak and the innocent
>Uncle Owen is childhood friends with Anakin, ropes him into piloting school or something but Anakin drops out and becomes a Jedi, causing a rift between their friendship and causing Owen to resent him.
>Clone Wars is a conflict against an invading force that uses a cloned army. The Republic, without a standing army, raises a multi-planet military force under Chancellor Sheev.
>Jedi are pressured by star systems to help aid planets and get involved.
>this causes Obi-Wan and Anakin to fundamentally disagree on the position of Jedi Knights in times of war; Obi-Wan should start as the headstrong hothead, Anakin the more reserved tactician and logic-oriented.
>Obi-Wan argues that the Jedi exist to protect those who can't protect themselves, Anakin however is weary of becoming a political tool.
>war drags on, nearly depletes the resources of the Republic, pushing them to grant Sheev more control.
>Coruscant is fucking wrecked, with most of the Senate destroyed in a terrorist attack.
>Republic goes on full panic mode.
>general public start blaming the Jedi as a scapegoat, blaming Jedi like Obi-Wan who were initially hesitant to get involved.
>Anakin is a respected war hero in the Republic and strong advocate for Sheev and for Jedi intervention in the war, which makes him popular.
>other Jedi start to worry about Anakin's growing popularity, splitting most of them into ideological camps concerning the war.
>Ep 2 introduces Darth Maul as this secret Sith Lord, in a duel, Anakin kills him but loses his hand.
>the debate continues on whether Maul was a master or apprentice.

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The best part about Star Wars is that it's simple yet resonates, so complicated trade federation nonsense or cluttered plot like in TLJ (they have to find a hacker why? some beacon thing? because they're oh-so-far from a dreadnaught?), instead have the plot be as simple as the originals, with the real meat being the characters and the mythology. Just build it from that pure foundation and it at least won't be a muddied mess like TLJ.

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Imagine being so retarded that you unironically think that's a good storyline

This. Him being a slave has soooo much potential. Obi-Wan could try and help him find some meaning and worth in himself, and that can be all taken away when seduced to the dark side, basically becoming as lowly as he was as a slave but now using his power to become a monster, using the whole galaxy as a punching bag.

Take the same story, redo much of the dialogue to improve pacing and quality. Edit out some scenes that serve little purpose and film new ones to better convey Lucas' ideas.

The man had a solid concept brought down by his flaws.

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>The best part about Star Wars is that it's simple yet resonates
No, it isn't.

the best part about star wars is aesthetics and lightsaber duels

star wars doesn't actually "resonates" anything

It's not a meme you dip. Ashi was a poorly written Mary Sue of a character, everyone over the course of the series that we had come to love is now wiped from existence, there's the whole paradox plothole, the musical number was shite, scaramouche was reddit-tier, and the final battle was anticlimactic as hell. There's also pacing issues thanks to the Ashi subplot that leaves a bad taste for the whole season. The first few episodes were great though.

Maybe when the Padme-equivalent is pregnant, he could aim to give his children a better life than what he had, making it actually tragic that Luke ends up as a poor farmer, and make sense that he would want Luke to join the dark side, since, in Vader's eyes, that is what a good life is.

The story is not, for the most part, the problem.

I wouldn't go back quite so far in time for the first film, and I'd bring in Anakin as a teenager. I'd have the Clone Wars begin in the first film, as well.

The problem was mostly presentation, though. Lucas couldn't decide whether he wanted to tell the story of the fall of Anakin Skywalker, or the story of the fall of the Old Republic. Trying to split the focus between the two, IMO, resulted in an unsatisfactory telling of both. One or the other has got to move to the background, and I would opt for the latter, since the strength of the OT was that it was character-driven. So a lot of the political minutiae would have to go.

I'd also ditch the CGI as far as possible, and try to maintain continuity with the look and feel of the OT.

I'd try to keep the films 2 hours or under with tight editing. Yes, that sacrifices world-building, but again, The original SW films were character-driven. World-building was mostly left to the novelizations and licensed tie-in material, and that's the way it should be, IMO.

I thought the casting was mostly solid, and a better director would have gotten better performances out of the actors. A better script (more "show, don't tell," and all that) would have helped, too.

Stupid. The point of being a slave was that he was never free.
He was a slave to Watto, then he got enslaved by the Jedi Order, then he got enslaved by Palpatine.

Story was fine. Just trim some fat, rewrite some dialogue, replace CGI with practical effects, and don't kill off Maul in E1.

At least one is a comedic musical and another needs more film noir.

more sand

I probably wouldn't change much desu. Just trim some details, like R2 and C3PO not showing up at all during the prequels.
Same with Chewbacca in EP III.

argh but he hates that

He could leave the fucking order any time. Anakin even said to padme he would leave.

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Needs more gay.

>Anakin even said to padme he would leave.
Yeah, because he hated it.

Also you are a fool if you think Yoda and Dindu would let him leave. Anakin was too dangerous to be let loose, specially if the Sith found him.

They will find some bullshit excuse to arrest him.

The actors were fine, as evidenced by their other work. It's Lucas' directing that was shit.

Lucas is the writer but stays away from directing. Get real acting coaches and script writers in. Lucas' story + competent direction would make a good final product

The prequels was story without direction, the disney sequels direction with no story

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>general public don't really understand the differences between Sith and Jedi and see force sensitive users as part of the problem. Maul's existence becomes a propaganda tool used by Sheev to seed mistrust in the eyes of The Republic, where the conversation becomes "well, Maul could have been a Jedi".
>Anakin sort of agrees that Jedi need to be kept in check, especially from themselves and his fight with Maul really tests his beliefs.
>Obi-Wan, more concerned with finding the truth behind Maul, becomes more or less obsessed with finding truth.
>Obi-Wan's arc is a personal journey from becoming a brash, "idealistic crusader" to a careful, stoic, wise guru. It's his falling out with Anakin that sets Obi-Wan on the path of becoming the Jedi we see in ANH.
>One of the planets that Anakin is overseeing the defense of is Naboo, where he falls in love with the Queen, Padme.
>He juggles duty and his love for her, wondering if he could leave the Jedi behind for good to start a family once the war is over.
>Obi-Wan, feeling as if this was a betrayal, gives him shit for it, trying to convince him of how much the Republic needs him, of his potential.
>Obi-Wan keeps receiving premonitions about the fall of the Jedi, which is starting to unravel him.
>the war goes on, with no signs of stopping, Jedi are scattered, most are mortally wounded. Obi-Wan takes this as a sign that the premonitions are rooted in fact.
>Padme has her twins, but is killed in an attack on Naboo, Anakin is consumed with grief. Turns more towards Sheev as a father figure since he never knew his own parents.
>Obi-Wan continues to break away from Anakin, Anakin becomes consumed with rage.

Not yet!

Episode 2
>Anakin, still on suspension, has taken apart the Sith lightsaber and conducts studies on it to determine its origin
>in an effort to get back into the council’s good graces, gets his shit together outside of his unsanctioned research
>We see Anakin a little more bottled up now, he wants to protect this secret, so he’s less boisterous
>eventually reassigned to Obi Wan, who has discovered that the diplomat from ep1 was actually murdered and was coming to the temple to reveal that a group of Sith Lords seem to have something planned that will “bring balance to the force”
>they have a lead that points them to a location where two of these Sith lords might be meeting, and go there
>they sneak around and find themselves in this swanky alien lounge, less seedy cantina and more like a moody alien dinner party one or two high class twi’leks around
>they hear the word “jedi” through the crowd and zero in on a table of three, Obi Wan is convinced these are the sith they’re after, and he gets close enough to eavesdrop
>meanwhile Anakin wanders off and sneaks into a backroom where cooks and maids are prepping for some kind of event
>he stumbles upon the sith from before, except this time their face is visible. The sith was a woman (GASP!)
>she sees and recognizes him, and he gets ready for a rematch
>she laughs and tells him that he’s surrounded by sith in this place, there’s no point in fighting here
>he reveals that he took her lightsaber and has been spending a lot of time with
>for some reason, perhaps too much alcohol, she lets her guard down and reveals her master’s plan
>they have a small army of clones intermediately trained in the force, who will disguise themselves as jedi and methodically destroy it from within
>the diplomat she killed helped design these force sensitive clones without knowing their true use, and was going to blow the plan sky high

>star wars doesn't actually "resonates" anything
look up the monomyth you fucking retard.

Dang, I always thought Palpatine's office looked distinctly great compared to the rest of the film. I guess it being real is why.

Give Jar Jar dialogue in all of them

more political intrigue and less action

*more dialogue

>The prequels was story without direction
QFT

>the disney sequels direction with no story
The direction's nothing to write home about, either.

I would literally only do some editing on Attack of the Clones and cut down about 3 minutes of JarJar shenanigans in Phantom

>more political intrigue and less action
This.

I find the Anakin vs Obi-Wan fight completely unnecessary. I don't remember Vader actually mention they fought each other. Just that the last time they met Vader wasn't a Master Jedi and now he is.

Upon arriving home he tells his parents about what he has seen and wishes to go with Obi Wan to learn the ways of the Force. They reluctantly give in and let him go and they set off to [insert planet name] where order of Jedi Obi Wan is a member of because they should more like a group that are called in time of need, not generic space police. They act more like a network of temples across the galaxy that all practice the Jedi code and when the time comes will unite together to face a great evil.

It is at this time the planet of Alderaan, a member of the Galactic Republic, becomes first victim in what will become a on going series of attacks by these cloned warriors from the unknown regions. The Republic is forced into creating an emergency army and drafts as many able bodied people as they can. Knowing their armies aren't well trained enough, they call out the Jedi to help defend the Republic against this mysterious enemy. Obi Wan and his temple come to the aid of Alderaan and this is where Anakin first meets Padme who has just gotten into politics as an up and coming senator and he saves her and colleges that been under siege by the clone warriors. During the Battle for Alderaan we see Anakin piloting a star fighter and easily bests the enemy ships even being skilled enough cripple one of their bigger ships for the Republic attack ships to take out. It's during this battle that Anakin gets his first taste of the Darkside when allows his anger to give him the focus he needed to succeed.

We have a "pottery" moment of the ending being a ceremony for the Jedi coming to their rescue as well as a special accommodation for Anakin is his role in single handily taking on

How to instantly tell someone's age.

>recast Padme

Fucking neck yourself

No huge space battles until the third film, everything else is at the level of a samurai film, where we only follow distinct characters and their experiences (which is also true for the OT, mostly). There's more mystery to the Star Wars universe if we don't see every person doing every little thing.

Redo all the dialogue completely and somewhat rehaul the story.
>Anakin is 14 in the first one and it's about him and Obi Wan on some light-hearted Jedi mission
>the 2nd one has the Jedi fuck something up resulting in some civillian deaths sparking Anakin questioning the Jedi order
>overall story of Sheev seducing Anakin to the dark side in 3 remains the same, as does Sheev's gradual takeover of the government across all 3 films but it's just done a bit smarter and with less weird plotholes
>In the Clone Wars, the Clones are bad guys, and citizens begin being enlisted as stormtroopers to stop them. It's revealed that Palpatine created the clones and faked them being from some alien threat in order to gain power
>not all Jedi wear the fucking robes Obi Wan was wearing on tattooine to HIDE
>not all Jedi use lightsabres
>Yoda does not use a lightsabre

I'd just pay Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy to do it, to maximize the pain

I tear there shit check up right in front of them and then i put my hand on there sholder and tell them its ok to stop now.

There's some work to be done but i love your concepts

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>Anakin is almost about to detain her for further questioning and evidence to mount an offensive against the sith
>As he closes in, she leans in and kisses him (!!!)
>He’s totally shocked by this. this is his first intimate human contact and he’s totally disarmed by it
>she leans in for another, seeing his expression, but then passes out from the alcohol
>Anakin carries her to the ship he and Obi Wan took to this planet and just fucking leaves him there
>Obi Wan, meanwhile, has been found out and is captured, and finds out about the Sith plot while being taken to a dungeon
>Anakin returns to the jedi temple and tells them some bullshit about how they were caught by sith, got into a crazy fight and Obi Wan got captured (meanwhile not knowing that this happened)
>a rescue team is sent to collect Obi Wan. Anakin is invited but... declines
>his sith lady wakes up in a shock and is way less flirtatious now that she’s sober
>she pounces on Anakin and tries to kill him, and he restrains her just enough to kiss her again
>this time she’s caught off guard, and Anakin capitalizes on this moment to kiss again, harder, deeper, and then go... ALL THE WAY
>post-coital, they talk about the force and all their theories about what it really is or what they understand of it, and Anakin begins to question the Jedi’s use of the force as a tool of authority instead of liberation (in this universe the EU is still canon so jedi are effectively space cops)
>he begins to sympathize with the sith, while sithgirl concedes that the sith are ruthless at times
>obi wan is rescued and tells the jedi order Anakin straight up fucking abandoned him
>the order comes after Anakin to arrest him and they find him in bed with the sith lady
>they escape, making fools of the jedi acolytes in the process
>Obi Wan confronts Anakin right as he’s about to fully escape and tries to reason with him and bring him around with an appeal to their friendship
>Anakin’s like “dat ass doe”

>Sheev gets into Anakin's head, is successfully turning him against Obi-Wan and the Jedi.
>Obi-Wan is able to get to Naboo first before Anakin, meets up with Bail Organa, who in this version, is Padme's royal uncle.
>right then and there, a holographic message comes in from Coruscant, that the Jedi temples have been attacked and are burning down to the ground.
>public sentiment has caused angry and starving mobs to burn down temples and attack roaming Jedi all over the planet. He takes the twins and heads straight for Coruscant.
>Sheev has progressively given Anakin more and more command and control over the Republic forces, which starts to seduce him.
>Anakin sees the angry mobs as evidence for him being correct; that the Jedi should never have gotten involved and are seeding their own destruction.
>Obi-Wan returns to the planet, to see Anakin leading a battalion of stormtroopers through the city.
>Like a dose of reality, he sees what his best friend and pupil is becoming and it chills him.
>Obi-Wan confronts Anakin who is about to violently disperse a crowd from burning a temple.
>The temple as the backdrop, the stormtroopers at the ready, the angry mob before him, they argue. Shit gets tense, a stormtrooper opens fire. The crowd goes manic. Dozens die, the temple burns. Anakin stands in front of a circus of violence.
>Obi-Wan is horrified....Anakin doesn't tell the troopers to cease.

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This would work

thanks, I'm fleshing it out now. I have a third and fourth part coming. Here is the third:

I don't know why but that made me laugh.

First movie will revolve around two pairs of people, Anakin and Obiwan, Plagueis and Sheev. The war will already have begun and the plot of 1 will focus on both pairs of mentors and apprentices forming strong bonds as the two Sith begin maneuvering for power while the two Jedi battle on the front lines. It will be established that Sheev's extreme ambition concerns Plagueis and Anakin's tendencies to become emotionally compromised concerns Obiwan. Both will resolve the early teething issues of their relationships during the occupation of Naboo, the prowess of Anakin first catches the attention of the Sith. Anakin and Obiwan are lauded as heroes and TPM ends on a relatively hopeful note.

Episode two reveals the clone army and Dooku, a minor character shown in the first movie made cynical by fighting and bitter at the Republic's sluggish response who has now defected. We see from the perspective of the Sith that he is in fact a pawn of Sidious, and while Plagueis disapproves he is rapidly losing control of the relationship. Sidious is by now dominating the planning while Plagueis has been studying the more arcane aspects of the Dark Side. The tone is darkening substantially, Dooku is extremely effective and even with the clones the war is stalemated. Anakin has become a beloved hero to many but he seems to be growing distant from the teachings of the Jedi, while Obiwan remains his friend he has grave concerns that his pupil is losing the light. Meanwhile Sidious (as Palpatine) calls for a vote of no-confidence in the previous supreme chancellor, at the same time Anakin and Obiwan battle Dooku. As Palpatine rises from his seat to applause as he is elected, Anakin falls to Dooku in battle, losing his arm. Episode 2 ends neutrally with the Republic winning Geonosis thanks to surprise Jedi reenforcements while at the same time the two Sith celebrate although it will be shot in such a way that Sidious now appears larger than Plagueis.

>Obi-Wan sees the faces of frightened people, as a Jedi Knight, lightsaber in hand, oversees the shooting of innocent people. From here on, Anakin is Vader.
>Obi-Wan ignites his own saber, threatening Anakin to back down or he'll be forced to stop him.
>Anakin almost completely ignores him, but Obi-Wan can see he's in absolute pain over his wife.
>Obi-Wan decides then and there not to tell him about his children...not yet, not here.
>They have a brief lightsaber duel in front of the burning temple.
>Anakin, grief stricken and now fully enraged, is sloppy. Anakin is wounded but continues to fight, Obi-Wan begs him to stop, tells him he can still walk away from all this.
>A burning portion of the temple erupts, engulfing Anakin in fire. Obi-Wan rushes to his aid, tries his best to keep him alive.
>At the medical facility, they make Obi-Wan stand outside, refusing him entry.
>Sheev instructs that he be mechanically enhanced with the finest technology available, whatever is possible.
>This isn't the full Vader suit, it's everything but the helmet.
>Sheev lies to Anakin, telling him that multiple witnesses saw Kenobi push Anakin into the flames of the burning temple, that he used the force to attempt to kill him.
>Anakin believes it, swears vengeance against him, even goes as far as to blame Padme's death on Obi-Wan, as irrational as it sounds. Since it was him that wanted to get involved in the war that claimed her life.
>Sheev plays his cards, reveals he is force sensitive. Tells him that the Dark Side is where he'll find the power he needs to maybe even pull Padme from the other side, from the netherworld of the force (alluding to the force ghost ability). Anakin forces himself to believe it.

i remake tfa and tlj

(cont)

Episode three starts off with another quick set of transitions between both masters and apprentices. Obiwan helps Anakin to sit up in a hospital while Sidioius bears Plagueis to the floor of his apartment, choking the life out of his master with his bare hands. Obiwan welcomes Anakin back while Sidious quips to Plagueis' corpse about the irony of not being able to save himself from death. The war is coming to a close and Obiwan is again struck by the changes in his friend, even as they win victory after victory Anakin no longer celebrates. Meanwhile whenever Anakin returns to be commended by the new Chancellor, Palpatine whispers poison in his ear about the flaws and failures of the Jedi and Republic, praising Anakin for his strength of spirit and willingness to do whatever is necessary to ensure peace and order in the galaxy. During their second duel Anakin strikes Dooku down after having disarmed him, and at the same time Sheev lets slip a rumor that he may or may not be the Sith Lord, knowing the Jedi will soon arrive to confront him. Anakin and Obiwan argue on the return to Coruscant and Anakin accuses Obiwan and the Jedi as a whole of being too weak to do what must be done to protect the galaxy, Obiwan returns to the Jedi to seek the council of Yoda, Anakin goes to seek the council of Sheev. Sheev admits to Anakin that he is the lord of the Sith, but confronts Anakin with the undeniable truth that the war was brought to an end only thanks to his strong and decisive rule (of course he will neglect to mention that he and his master were orchestrating most of it). The Jedi arrive to destroy Sheev but Anakin turns on them and slays them, but is wounded in the chest and is forced to wear the respirator box to stay alive. Episode 3 ends with Sheev helping the newly named Darth Vader to his feet intersperced with shots of the clones turning on the Jedi, and Yoda and Obiwan spirit Anakin's children into space.

60% of it was shit

All three movies will be about why sand is the worst thing ever.

>Anakin begins training with Sheev, is lead to believe that only if he utilizes both the Dark and Light sides will he become strong enough to end this war and bring Padme back.
>Obi-Wan does his best to help the injured and wounded Jedi around Coruscant. He tells them that it's too dangerous on the planet, that they must find safety elsewhere (concealing the fact that Anakin has most likely turned to the Dark Side) and many Jedi leave with Obi-Wan.
>there is a space battle near Tatooine that is a decisive battle that ends the Clone Wars, Anakin is put in charge of the fleet during the battle and Obi-Wan goes to offer any support he can either to the people on the planet or in the fight.
>the battle becomes a WWI-tier bloodbath, moving to the surface of the planet where the Clone forces are attempting to set up a final cloning facility as a "hail mary" play to prevent a complete defeat.
>Obi-Wan senses that Anakin is close, somewhere. In a compassionate attempt, he leads whatever Jedi followed him from Coruscant to save the clones from being completely destroyed, that it would be morally reprehensible to destroy facilities of brainwashed clones. Tactics the Republic would never stoop to.
>Anakin tries to destroy the facility, sees the Jedi attempting to rescue their sworn enemies.
>in a second desperate plea, Obi-Wan begs him to stand down, that there had been enough violence already.
>Anakin refuses and once more, the two duel while soldiers fire upon the other Jedi.
>Convinced that the Jedi have plotted with the Clones, angry at the death of his wife and believing Obi-Wan attempted to murder him, Anakin is fully set on destroying the Jedi.
>he slaughters everyone with the aid of his troopers, leaving Kenobi alive. He proceeds to destroy the last cloning facility, effectively ending the war.

(cont in next post)

*led to believe

When does he fuck Padme