Return of the Jedi Luke would fucking murder Rey

Return of the Jedi Luke would fucking murder Rey.

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Nah, she is too cute.

He wouldn't murder her, but, he would have shut her down.
Unfortunately a soyboi faggot wrote the script, and directed the movie.

Empire = SJWs and Disney
Rebels = Star Wars fans

>He wouldn't murder her, but, he would have shut her down.
He has though. It's only R2's message that makes him change his mind.

>Unfortunately a soyboi faggot wrote the script, and directed the movie.
Lmao, you sure are a real authority on movie-making

>Empire = SJWs
lol

They are more like the Sith

Small in numbers but manipulative and crawl their way to the top through emotional rage

of course this is going to turn into another tirade of how the ebil sjws are ruining this franchise about opposing space nazis

>4/10 would not bang

OT jedi saber fights were fucking ass. A million lukes would get turned into confetti by any prequel Jedi.
Havent watched the new movie, but my assumption is that they use saber choreography similar to the prequels rather than the uncoordinated stupid borefest that were OT saber fights.

Luke also never showed any real power either. Watching the OT, youd think an average dude could beat luke up. In the prequels, jedi are like dragon ball z characters.

Um, okay? Why do you feel the need to point that out? Could it be because you're a cranky sexist who loses sleep over the fact that a woman is the protagonist in Star Wars now?

Daily reminder that this

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If it wasn't for the spin it would be a 10/10, while the prequel battles feel like kids bashing themselves with rubber glowing sticks.

Seriously, even if part of it is due to the supreme quality of the sound effects, the fight feels like two worn out warriors clashing with nuclear reactors encased into SUPERIOR european steel swords. The weight, the awareness of one move costing them everything, it's all perfect. Except well, that fucking spin that should immediately kill Obi Wan and should've been edited out.

t. Disney PR

Nope, TLJ saber choreography is pretty bad, and there isn't much of it either.

t. George Lucas shill

ROTS Anakin and Obi would take both other trilogy casts put together

yeah it looks like shit. they look like two old men hobbling around, mere mortals. Episode 3 fight between anakin and obi wan is like two fucking gods with lightning reflexes going at it.

I mean just look at the fight you posted... Han solo could pick up a saber and kill both of them, there isnt any crazy speeed or technique that sets them apart from average dudes.

So for the point of the OP question, he is WRONG. The Luke from the OT does not have the speed, power, nor technique to take on anyone from any other movie.

YUUR TIME IS OVER WHITE BOY

>Nah, she is too cute.

Luke is still on the same level as he was when younger. OP BTFO and he should rewatch those outdated shit movies to be reminded.

>immediately defaults to sith rage whenever she doesn't get her way.

Luke was right, she didnt even attempt to resist the dark side lmfao.

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They look like videogame characters in a videogame doing videogame shit for videogame audiences, and it fits because everything looks like a videogame in the prequels. videogame.

Remember that had Anakin just jumped on the edge lunging with his sword as a means of defense while force pushing, he would have been able to get on the ground therefore killing Obi Wan. But no, let's make more stupid videogame shit by doing a complete 360 on top of his head. Not even a half-turn, a complete 360 with turn after I got half of my body chopped off.

Tell me how much you love capeshit

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>le 8/10 marry me queen slayyyyy yasss

good luck selling tickets to michael moore's star wars, libcuck

Luke is literally just blocking her PMS rage attacks. He then disarms her easily.

As soon as she chimps out with the lightsaber, Luke ducks down using the force and likely would have wrecked her shit if she had swung it at him

Haha yea us oldfags are with you redit!

yeah cool so you can see the prequels have stronger characters.

Is this real? It's just a friend right..

In the awful movie I watched his saber was blue here. Why is it green in your picture? Is this from a cut done by a competent director?

It's Boyega you stupid head.

I consider the stances and everything about that a complete utter retcon. 20 years don't make much of a difference to a character that is fucking 900 years old.

>Obi Wan had a defensive stance that was specifically made for fighters like Anakin

Horseshit that never happened.

People are confusing sabers running through Guards is proper Jedi fighting. every movement of Rey’s is a baseball swing.

I swear I've seen movies where two people stop fighting because one pulls a gun on the other. I don't think it's a bad thing per se.

It was green in every scene with him. What are you talking about?

So what are the limits of the force? Yoda makes the point that size doesn't matter, so why can't someone do all the ridiculous stuff you can imagine with it? Also, since it's been shown that Vader and now Snoke can grab people across great distances, why couldn't sheev just reach out and kill all the rebels? I will give a pass on not using the force directly on other force users since it is very consistent across all movies.

Rey defeats luke in a duel in TLJ

>So what are the limits of the force?
There aren't any. As long as you are born during Disney's "Sequel" Era you get as much magic as the rule of soy demands.

Old "I don't give a shit" Luke.

Motivated "I'll handle Vader and the emperor myself" Luke will wipe the floor with her, way more mary sue power.

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SJW insert themselves into yet another fandom, who will they fight?
FUCKING WHITE MALES.
everything is fucking nazi's now.

Luke would not just than.

The King of all Jedis needs to worry about a bitch's feelings.

LET IT ALL FALL TO THE DARK SIDE

This. Just watch the ending duel between Vader and Luke. This scene here is an absolute atrocity. To defend it means you're fine with clubbing an old man from behind, then when he defends himself against your attacks you kick him in the balls. Nothing about this scene is redeeming at all. Just switch the sexes and think about it. Only other pupil we have seen attack their jedi master on screen was anakin. These people are delusional if they thing this is appropriate.

No. Luke would put down his lightsaber in an attempt to come to a peaceful resolution. Rey, like a true woman, would strike him down while he is defenseless .

It's blue, because he doesn't know Rey broke his lightsaber

such a fucking alpha

that is not cute.

don't confuse practical effects for what happens in the story

prequel fights were faster (the force enhances their reflexes so they know exactly where to move and when) but Vader (from the OT) was out killing jedi masters/knights from the prequels after order 66

and luke beat said vader.
which means luke is on par, if not better, than your average knight/master from the prequels by the end of ROTJ

Man, I love Mark Hamill as a person and appreciate his maturity about this and willingness to just do his job despite his opinion, but come on, people need to get over it.

The OG trilogy was 40 years ago. Hamill is 40 years older, Luke is 40 years older. 40 years is a long time, especially if you've been through some serious shit along the way. It's not some crazy turn for the character that's impossible to imagine.

Ya'll salty cause you can't handle your binary good vs evil good guy not being some untainted boring caricature anymore, like literally all that happened was they gave Luke some actual character depth and human flaws.

You don't complain when somebody takes a flat cliche archetype of a character and makes them way more interesting, you thank them, the fuck is wrong with all of you?

Sometimes the good guys don't accomplish anything. Sometimes everything they fought for is for nothing and with age they lose their sense of self and become something they never wanted to be, broken down, worthless, uncaring, hopeless, with nothing left to do but die and let someone else try and do what they couldn't. Happens ALL the fucking time, and it's far more nuanced and interesting a tale than this binary good vs evil heroes journey cliche we've already seen a million times. Luke already got his hero's journey, he doesn't get to go out with a second one.

This is what happens when you take a peek at the story after the good guys win, because there is never a happy ever after, things will always go bad again eventually, your heroes will always fail you and fade away.

The Last Jedi is just representative of life, desu. I've always considered myself a star wars fan but apparently we watched completely different movies when we watched the OG trilogy. I never saw Luke as some amazing character. Star wars has NEVER had great character writing.

force ghost shit he used the Anakin saber

>this franchise about opposing space nazis
This is false, the Empire was never even remotely similar to the Nazis
This New Order shit is where the Nazi comparisons become valid, and only then

Last Jedi luke was a hard motherfucker senpai

>force projection across the fucking galaxy
>burnt the jedi texts
>had a killer beard
>dat shoulder brush

What a dude

>I didn't watch the movie and parroting shit

>burnt the jedi texts
he pussied out last second and yoda did it for him faggot before we found out boring girl took them

Did Yoda look a little fat to anyone else? I appreciated they tried to keep his OT personality even if I felt it fell a little flat

>giant forehead
>no cheeks
>bulging eyeballs in every emotional scene
>no tits
>cant have children
Jesus Christ
Is she the hero or the villain, I can't fucking tell.

you are mistaken. the reason their moves seem so slow is because they are calculated. Vader and Obi-Wan are both many years more experienced than they were in the prequels. In a duel between two such masters, the slightest misstep or gratuitous swing will be exploited. Don't mistake their calculated, slow chess match swordplay for old age. It's what high-level lightsaber play looks like, between two people who know each other's moves like their own.

Prime Luke was much cuter, you fag.

>that impact font

go back to 2006.

>Hits him in the back
>Loses
>Then goes for the lightsaber

What a fucking cunt

Honestly topkek. A grain of truth and irony mixed together create a potent blend.

He legitimately looks like a fucking gorilla
What an ugly fuck, with a bitter little resentful tantrum throwing attitude to go with him

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I don't know it just looks like he's having fun with his friends

Look at the shape of his skull and look at that of a gorilla
At least the rest of his troop look more normal, his head is simian as fuck

>heh, nothing personnel.... kid.

>in order to instill courage to my teacher i must hit him

this is the modern train of thought, always go against the authority.

Fuck, imagine the smell of that ape grappling you.

>Horseshit that never happened.

maybe watch the movies before you run your mouth off you stupid cunt.

>t. Maus

Bigger Luke would fucking murder Luke. He has the heigh advantage

He was so handsome. Why are Rey and Finn so ugly? I understand Kylo being ugly since it fits his persona.

Your mom is black

Hot

That is such horse shit. Luke would have force choked that cunt and plucked the lightsaber out of her hand.

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You know what I'm really glad for? The cantina band not appearing in any of the Disney Wars films. It would have been way too easy to plop them into the casino in TLJ or the bar in TFA

I fucking hate rey so fucking much. She doesn't fucking like a jedi, she's a fucking sith if anything. And this fucking cunt is the last hope for the Jedi. FUCKING HELL. SHEEV, SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL! KILL HER PLS

*She doesn't fight like a jedi
>captcha Reyes Drive