Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese

Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

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Raclette > grilled cheese

Cherished Sup Forums heritage.

there is sucha thing as too much cheese...

>americans and their overload of 'cheese'

sorry for your arteries

Whatever is going on with
Is NOT American.

>raclette
>american
M-MERELY PRETENDING

when you see it

A. It's a Swiss thing.
B. Cheese does not affect cardiovascular health in any appreciable negative way

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We cook'n thread?

>tfw my name is Ben
L A S A G N A

>he doesn't first grill it on the cheese side
>it's now not crispy inside
Do people really do this?

this show was pure fucking kino

HAHA MOM IS POSTED IT AGAIN LOLZ

You're right. He forgot the paper-thin tomato slices and didn't toast both sides.

It's like he doesn't even care anymore.

disgusting tbqh

100%
>tfw we'll never have a mads mikkelsen cooking show

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>americans use a fucking pan to toast a sandwich one side at a time rather than a sandwich press designed to do it properly
unfuckingbelievable

How the fuck did Hannibal not die from all the people he ate? Isn't cannibalism in humans a really good way to catch a disease, cooked or not?

Only if you eat nervous tissue, which he did all the time.

But prion disease is very rare in the first world and hey, he's a risk taker.

He made sure they were cooked to an even 145 degrees.

what the fuck, why isn't the jam between the two cake layers? It makes no sense for it to go at the top

Jesus Christ, Brolion. It's just a banana.

>But prion disease is very rare in the first world

But he lived in America.

>EUROPEAN """""FOOD"""""

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>tfw mommy makes you your favorite dinner

What the fuck is that?

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What the actual fuck am I watching ariel rebel doing? Hot dogs rolled in ketchup and corn chip breading?
And to think I nutted to her so many times

America + $$$$$ + on a coast = first world

>Euros haven't eaten the Amerigoblin speciality: The McBurger Burger

looks yummy tbqh

I haven't seen chef yet. Is this a parody of pretentious cooks?

Like - this faggot can't even make cheese on toast without acting like he's diong something important?

Or is this just a fat fuck obsessed with eating fat people food and wants to film himself making it?

Fucking white people.

I feel fucking sick.

>not CHEESUS CHRIST

Way to go, OP.

Is that Ariel Rebel?

youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
Was it kino?

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Had it been mustard instead of catsup it would have been acceptable.

>56%

I lol'd at the last panel. Shit on dick.

It's hilarious but for real if there was a fascist or Islamic revolution I would line up all these faggots in front of a ditch and just shoot them all.

Good lord, it has to have been a decade and her ass still looks wonderful.

Why did he toss it off the plate to cut it in half only to put it back on the plate again?
Why not just cut it while it's on the plate?

post jack!

Joey is for ________.

Plate had a lip

How do you like your arteries, senpai?

Unironically I lost 30kg because of this show (66lbs).

It was a stupid show, but I became a complete faggot and started cooking and drinking wine instead of just eating fuck tons of take out and drinking beer.

I started with Jamie Oliver cook books, and before long I was making some pretty decent stuff. I don't tell anyone though. I just told them I went to the gym a lot and went on Light & Easy (those frozen home delivered meal plans).

I know this is a meme but it seriously bothers me he thinks he’s making some kind of masterpiece

>raclette
>american

You are somehow dumber than an American, I suggest you move to America and get a better education than the one you currently have

Honestly not that bad. It's a hot dog with ketchup and crumbled chips. Not the craziest combination ever.

this makes me irrationally angry

not an excuse

>joey

How the fuck has this walking blob of lard not died yet?

holy fuck

>bits of bread and hot dairy fats

"""food"""

Jesus Christ Jiro, It's just sushi.

Have you seen the movie Chef?

N-Nani?

I just vomited in my mouth.

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need more asian kino

To quote an user from a previous thread:
>This is why pogroms happen

raw fish is unhygienic and should not be eaten

Pretty sure he cut out a lung from a guy only to discover cancer, then put it back.

what kind of house do you grow up in to become this?

*rubs fingers on raw fish for a couple seconds*
*adds some sauce*
here's youru mearu sir, thatr be 300 dorrars

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>raw fish in sauce
WOOOW

I hope this fucking dude has a stroke.

Holy fuck

>hamburgers
delicious

rude

a privileged one

Almost but needs to be roasted at 425 for about 15 minutes.

ITS
FUCKING
RAW

>Tenga
I have one of those. I actually use mine though. I'm not some faggot who collects sex toys to display them proudly on a shelf.

That's insane degeneracy.

This is interesting. Americans raising gutter people cuisine to a new level. I really enjoy Man Vs Food for this reason.

I especially like Nigger "soul" food, as they have managed to find a way to make fine dining out slop you would feed to coal miners.

Maybe I'd trust this video if any of their claims were cited
Anyways most of the problems can be solved by just buying organic / local, doesnt have anything to do with veganism

To be honest once you're eating fish raw the fingers don't make it significantly worse.

How does this make you feel?

>That video where he is stuffing his face with KFC, literally shits his pants, giggles like a little girl and then continues to stuff his face

This is a genuine illness. This man is deranged. Why is no one helping him?

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Middle of the road professional parents who read Dr Spock.

The human race can't survive if women don't viscerally fear the whip. Sad but true.

Do you have a link?

>Millennial """"food""""

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Ceramic dulls knives faster than wood

>swn slurp your dick like she slurps that flaming hot cheeto frappe

This is like a horror movie.

I'd rather watch meth addicts.

All memes aside - he cut off a chunk of fish and stuck it on a wad of rice with some oil.

This is not cooking. This is not culinary arts. A fucking high school drop out could do this with about 2 hours of training. What the fuck.

A large number of national dishes, Continental and Anglosphere, are actually derived from famine food.

Strange but true.

>europoor intellegence

>all of this "information"
>go to grocery store
>get a cheap steak
>take it home
>put it in meat grinder
>ground beef comes out "PINK AND AMMONIA DOUSED" all of a sudden
>apparently a steak ground up means it's only fit for dog food

retards i tell you

I am now convinced that "Jiro" is unironically japans version of a short order cook making grilled cheese. This is fucking retarded.

lol