You are all going to feel like idiots for laughing at this South Park trash when Scientology becomes the biggest...

You are all going to feel like idiots for laughing at this South Park trash when Scientology becomes the biggest religion in the US

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What year will that happen? Be as specific as you can.

shut up tom

Probably around 30 years from now give or take

Islam will behead you first

>Islam will behead you first
>Implying it won't die in the US

I doubt it will be tolerated for much longer

Which celebrities were you surprised to find out are scientologists? Pic related was a shocker

You underestimate Islam

I live near their HQ in Clearwater, Florida. Just hyperspace ram it, and they'll be in full retreat.

You overstate it. With how the demos are changing in the US theres no way it strives

SO DO I, WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG

Because its the HQ of a major ''religion''?

Why haven't you signed up, user?

Has anyone seen this? Tom Cruise is fucking insane

forgot pic

>SO DO I, WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG
So they have enough room to house their egos.

>Why haven't you signed up, user?
I don't like cults.

Scientology is nothing more than a boogus religion just so rich people can avoid taxes without any implication. Churchs don't pay taxes so religion and government are kept as far away as possible from one another. However, this way, churches aren't allowed to get involved in political movements. Nothing that the Church of Scientology does is illegal, even if they have their own printing machines.
Y'all keep laughing at celebrities joining the church, while Tom Cruise won a motorcycle just for signing in.

best part of her show is that facebook has paid for ads that are just shitting all over her for no reason, and you know its butthurt Scientologist.

>Amerimutt religion
Will they serve tacos to the poor?

You should listen to Geir Isene. Scientology is not so big and powerful as they will have you believe.
There is huge internal conflicts. Geir gives scientology 15 years more before its over. When Miscavige goes, the structure will collapse.

the interview with Isene
youtube.com/watch?v=J7QOAUcqyYc&t=73s

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>while Tom Cruise won a motorcycle

Him literally requesting a new gf was so cash.

Watch this if you haven't already. L. Ron is a fucking mad man and you kinda have to respect him for faking it so hard

Don't they have a powerful inner circle who will fight over control when Miscavige goes? If brainwashed celebrities go, does the whole cult become a midwestern / southern standard cult?

>Don't they have a powerful inner circle who will fight over control when Miscavige goes?

Miscavige dissembled the circle when he got rid of the Sea Org. He's left and right hand men left are campaigning against Scientology right now. Its him and a few OTVIII's and Travolta/Cruise at the top now

I was at a lecture with Isene, afterwards I almost felt bad for scientology because the Organization seems really flimsy and it gets so much hate and people trying to destroy it. Usually we just see parents of people trying to leave who ended up dead, but Isene rose to the highest ranks and just told everyone no and left.
No one is following him, no one is trying to smear him. In fact they are trying to ignore him because the org is much weaker than they like to have people believe.

There are several other religious organizations I'm more afraid of than scientology taking control.

>religious organizations

Who could be more dangerous? No one has the cash that Scientology has

Why can't cults have cool names anymore? Scientology sounds lame.
There needs to be something like "The Children of Alulul" or something cool.

They don't have much cash. Again listen to Isene, a lot of the stuff you are being told is Scientology doing damage control and wanting to seem more present and powerful than they are.

>yfw that's right

Xenu will save us from ((()))

>They don't have much cash

They've got a billion in assets, friend. Their church numbers are down but their making a shit ton from real estate investments

Won't happen. The only reason Scientology ever worked was the fact that it took so long to get to the part where they told you the secrets (basically, everything South Park explains in that episode). Now that they internet exists, everyone can know the retarded story that used to be a secret hidden behind a massive paywall.

>celebrity

>yfw you see your secret underground bunker almost finished

>everyone can know the retarded story

Most members don't know about Xenu because they are closed off from tv, internet etc. They only struggle in gaining new members within the US but its picking up everywhere else

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True, but everyone outside the organization can know at a whim. Previously you had to join and keep dumping money into it for years. Now, why join when the secrets known only to the elites are available to literally anyone. Internally, they keep that shit in a briefcase chained to your wrist that you can only read in a special room.

Tom cruise is a Scientologist because they treat him so well. Because he's their big name, he gets so much special treatment it's insane.

All they do now is keep milking current members for more and tricking new members from outside the US.Also, for all we know there are probably levels higher than OT VII now

>underground
Seriously though those people are buying highland bunkers in NZ.

This was a fucking surpise. Surely she must know about Xenu?