You know shit about good movies. Shilling shit like Star Wars and capeflicks 24/7. Have you ever seen Valerian? Of course you haven't. Best fucking sci-fi movie of the decade.
Now go back to sperging about Luke, Ben Solo, and Daisy Ridley. You know shit. You don't deserve real kino. You will never have real kino. Shame on you.
Jaxon Johnson
i watched it and already forgot everything about it
Luis Johnson
that's what happens when your opening week is against rogue one
Landon Thomas
oh I forgot: EVEN FUCKING RIHANNA GIVES A BETTER PERFORMANCE THAN THE WHOLE CAST OF NU STAR WARS OR AVENGERS
Christopher Morris
okay obviously your definition of "best movie" is something entirely different from what those words suggest. i grant you that i had fun watching it. but it was irrelevant in every other way.
Lincoln Rogers
that's cool. go watch Rogue One again.
Levi James
Yes I've seen Valerian, shit cast, horrible plot, nobody cares about the blue tall niggas or their hedgehog that shit pearls, the vfx are fine
Connor Russell
>relevant what does it even mean? box office? critics? the only way a movie can be relevant is when you're having fun watching it. I'm just bitter no one watched it and it flopped because it was great.
William Evans
Visually Valerian was an utter treat But narratively and performance-wise (mostly from Dehaan) it was garbage
Logan Rivera
>nobody cares about the blue tall niggas yet somehow Avatar was a big fucking hit. somehow people cared about those blue apes.
Thomas Allen
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Benjamin Ross
it was alright. still better kino that Meme wars
Noah Parker
i dont mean box office or critics. thats just a way to feed sht to ppl. no, what i mean is originality and if the movie contributes something.
Eli Anderson
Felt more like a benchmark rather than a movie. Main cast was forgettable and couldn't act for shit. The main plot was forced and boring. That rihanna sub-plot was fucking dumb and why was it even there. Felt more like movie went from one cgi-action scene to another, instead of having the plot progress. But the visuals were nice, I guess. Shame it's gonna age like shit like any other cgi.
Henry Walker
Valerian looked pretty and had some interesting ideas for sci fi tech, but was otherwise bland.
Christian Hall
Where´s lightsaber ?
Carson Stewart
>French director
Hahaha. No.
Aiden Stewart
has Luc Besson lost it?
Jordan Barnes
Leads are uncharismatic cancers, though.
Jeremiah Smith
well Cara was surprisingly OK in it
John Flores
But it was garbage with horrible miscasting of actors who quite literally cannot act to save their lives? Only thing good about it is visuals.
Cameron Myers
Imagine this movie if it was only the same stuff as the 5 minutes intro.
Nathan Hughes
fuck off frog
Jayden Nguyen
I refused to watch it because of the casting decisions. If they didn't have cara and a nigger in major roles then I would have been excited
Brody Clark
realy bad tonal inconsistencies true the movie. On minute a race is dying the next FUN fun fun. One slapstick action next Rihana is ded. But its not too bad of a movie.
Josiah Powell
shut up cara
Joshua Bennett
Why they killed Bubble for no reason? One good and intresting character and they kill her for a cheap 1-second tear.
Aiden Hernandez
When is the last movie to really do that at all?
Cooper Collins
yeah I was pissed when they killed her for no reason
Angel Lopez
good fckin question. i liked forbidden room alot. it was 2015 so probably there are more recent examples
Joseph Baker
>forbidden room Truly original and interesting movie
Jose Torres
I didn't like it, but it's cool you did
Jacob Robinson
Felt like a mediorce videogame or an uninspired, by the numbers attempt to reproduce what made 5th element good, novel and fun. But I guess you really can't cross the same river twice, Luc.
Austin Rogers
is that sarcasm? my sarcasm-o-meter is broken
Jack Hernandez
nah, I love Guy Maddin
Cameron Clark
The Lobster imo If you really can't find any films that appeal to you in the present then just dive into the past. If you can't enjoy a film or understand what resonates with people then this probably isn't the hobby for you.
Eli Adams
guess he thinks he's a god or smth because he fucked Milla Jovovich, impregnated his another wife when she was 15 and now is married to this sweet piece of chocolate all while being a fat fuck
Acting completely ruined anything this movie had going for it
Valerian actor should go back to playing a school shooter
Austin Walker
Ameri burger here. I saw it twice in theaters and bought the limited steelbook blu ray. Also purchased the 2007 anime adamption
Juan Barnes
>preferring a rip off over the original were you a poorfag as a kid?
Oliver Scott
the lead man-child actor ruined this movie. what the hell were they thinking.
Elijah Kelly
>Star Wars is kino >Valerian is shit this is every Star Wars fans, that does'nt know that Star Wars in the first place ripped off Valerian comics to create its aesteics and visual in the OT movies
