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*ruins Star Wars*

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Georgie's looking pretty good for a guy his age.

JJ already did that. He killed it

>Luke is a child killer

I want off this wild ride

*saves star wars*

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Damn he really subverted my expectations

JJ ruined it. Rian just fucked the corpse.
he somehow made Kylo and Poe likeable tho

i hate all the new characters.

The butthurt is strong with this one.

*stops you from saving star wars*

It's really amazing. Snoke is set up to be this elite villain, and then rian just kills him off. He has no relevancy at all. It's really amazing.

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>Luke is a child killer
Don't think you understood that part, at all.

Does Rian even like the OT

holy shit! rlm really got to him.

>why did you do that?? I was so close to defeating the deathstar battering ram (tm)
>buzT I savED yoU

It's obvious that he does. That's why he crashing the new trilogy which is an affront to the original.

*burns down your ancient temple and makes you kys*

>Snoke is set up to be this elite villain
By fucking who?
JJ did jack shit with him, didn't make him threatening or even interesting. At least Rian made him look badass before killing him off without wasting any more time.

>likes the OT
>shits on Luke and makes him commit suicide to save 12 literally whos

*fixes soy wars*

>Rian made him look badass

>badass

He should do a Kotor 2 movie, but he is unironically too good for Disney Wars.

No he didn't. If anything Poe is even more unlikable in this movie. Just because 'muh strong womyn' was a bitch, that doesn't make him any better. He got at least fifty people killed for no good reason over the course of the movie.

Yeah, I forgot all those scenes JJ put in TFA showing Snoke was even a force user.

>By fucking who?

By episode VII

>JJ did jack shit with him, didn't make him threatening or even interesting.

That's why I said set up. He was a giant hologram controlling the first order surrounded in mystery. We don't know anything about him other than he's very powerful. Obviously he must have a story behind him. Turns out no, he has no relevancy at all. Rian made him look retarded.

Are you being ironic or are you retarded?

I hope he enjoys not having a career. His next film is likely to be boycotted.

Rian is the ultimate Star Wars fan. He ruined nuWars as a giant fuck you to Disney

He obviously hasn't seen the movies.

Snoke being a powerless Sith fanboy, who knows all kinds of secret dark side techniques and passes them down to Kylo to recreate the Sith would have been infinitely more interesting than Rian's Palpatine ripoff.

*teleports behind Disney*

...

*fixes it*

>JJ's mystery boxes
Fucking bullshit. You're supposed to know what's in the damn box, so you're not just setting up a thousand of them that don't go together or have any interconnections.
Rian just tossed out the ones that were disposable, didn't waste any more time on them.

Are you niggers baiting or do you actually believe Rian would purposefully tank his career?

>Rian's Palpatine
Pretty sure it was JJ's paplatine ripoff. Didn't need to exist at all.

>Obviously he must have a story behind him.
I feel bad for people who didn't watch LOST and aren't prepared to be disappointed by the next Star Wars movie

>Rian just tossed out the ones that were disposable, didn't waste any more time on them.

Yeah, we totally needed more time for Finn and Rose's marxism propaganda.

>Finn and Rose's marxism propaganda
Holy shit, my sides; how did you even get let into the theater wearing all that tinfoil?

He clearly did, because now we're stuck without a final villain. Kylo is too weak for that role.

It was literally an anti-capitalism lesson, faggot. It wouldn't have been that bad if it wasn't delivered by fucking Disney.

More capable of it than he was after TFA.

>Kylo is too weak for that role.
Maybe a few decades will pass between 8 and 9 and he'll get more competent.
Not all anti-capitalists are Marxists. Not all race-mixing is anti-capitalist. Asio-African hybrids are going to be the future face of global capital in a century or two, this movie is just trying to prime you to be read for it.

>anti-capitalism lesson
I thought it was an anti-fucking-douchebag lesson.
You can be a capitalist without selling to all sides & money grubbing like a fucking Jew.

Why didn't they just five the Disney trilogy to Roman Polanski?

>anti-capitalism lesson

>war profiteers
>test weapons on kids & essentially enslave them
>sell to both sides in a conflict
Yeah, if that came off as anti capitalist to you, clearly you've got a shitty idea of what it is to be a capitalist.

Rian, just face the fact that you're a fucking moron

Idiots think SW is about anti-capitalism
Big brains know it's about anti-mercantilism

At least Lindelof isn't involved. Still, JJ ALWAYS fucks up when he tries to answer what's in his own mystery boxes.

I dunno, man, Prometheus was a better movie than The Force Awakens.

You wish. Rey bested him in TFA and matched him in raw Force power (with no training ofc). She also saved his life from some literally who guard that choking his bitch ass out. Then Luke's illusion showed up holding the very same lightsaber he destroyed moments to made him look mentally handicapped.

They were pretty much on par with one another for "meh".

And I'M saying that a lot can change in 20 years and that 9 might take place decades after 8.

>9 might take place decades after 8
I can see jumping ahead a couple years, especially to get rid of Leia offscreen, but decades is too much.

I imagine they'll reset a lot of stuff, force ghost Luke will probably just be a character whos always around

IX is not taking place 20 years after TLJ lmao. Do you seriously think anyone wants to see granny Rey or 40-Year-Old Virgin Kylo?

>*ruins Star Wars*
Holy shit, this is better than Trump getting elected for salty ass pain.

TFA is worse, Alien: Covenant delivers on a few of the things Prometheus sets up while TLJ just gets rid of them. Prometheus is also better than Resurrection, while TFA is worse than Revenge of the Sith.
Unfortunately you're probably right and this sequel will suck.
It would make the story somewhat salvageable. I don't want to look at 24-year-old Rey.

This pinched, uncomfortable look is the natural expression of soyboys when they're not forcing the Soylent Grin.

TLJ delivers on some things, & tosses others out. Covenant pretty much did the same. The series really are on par with one another in terms of quality & logic.

What career? This is fifth movie and all the other 4 were shit. He has no career. He would have nothing to lose by crashing this trilogy.

Except Rian and TLJ fans are liberal faggots?

>wait, you wanted a good movie, but the movie we gave you sucks! really subverted your expectations, huh?! lol

this was unironcially a positions disney shills tried to push. I honestly hope this is the end of disney

> He would have nothing to lose by crashing this trilogy.

Except the trilogy he was supposed to direct after this, retard.