It’s a 30 something white girl finds love in a quaint snowy town episode

>it’s a 30 something white girl finds love in a quaint snowy town episode

The love interest is always a guy with brown hair and tight scruff whose name is Eric or some shit.
>I love you Eric
>I love you too Jessica/Becky/Emily

ywn find comfier christmas flicks anywhere

Or sometimes a Greek dude with huge John stamos brows

>It’s 2017 and they still don’t have depict the female main character worshipping bbc
Come on.

>No white girl will ever find love by meeting you

>Still dont
Absolutely based

>that faggy scarf
>that just hairline
>that robot smile
What does Natalie Portman see in this bitch ass nigga?

>ywn be the love interest for a Hallmark white woman that just wants to live in a small comfy village and raise a family with traditional values

There was a really interesting article in WSJ about how shitting these movies out is a fulltime business, and they deliberately make them all the same because that's what people want.

Why has every waifu ever done a movie like this?

I-i kind of am.

We can make it bros

>yfw you realize Hallmark has been secretly doing waifukino disguised as family movies for years

>it's a stressed out career woman going back to her hick hometown to discover that life can be better in the slow lane episode

Danica McKellar does one of these every single year

She's a Christmas Slut

>made 33 original Christmas movies this war
>32 starring white actors, 1 with spics

Is Hallmark ourguy?

How did they know?!

My mom was literally telling me the other day about some Hallmark movie she watched about an interracial relationship, she said she found it odd because they didn't have movies like that when she was young. She wasn't being racist, just observant.

These are seriously too wholesome. I have to call people faggots on a Cantonese dishwashing forum to cleanse myself after watching it.

>We need somebody for our first ever interracial Hallmark Christmas Movie
>consider it done

These kind of movies are pure kino.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Based Eric Roberts!

>watch Hallmark Movies and Mysteries for Columbo, Monk, and Matlock
>they spend the entire month plus airing nothing but Christmas movies

I just want to watch some goddamn Columbo.

...

Yeah, they make me depressed knowing my life will never be as magical.

I hated this one

Don't you just want to go on a winter stroll with a qt in some quaint village, her clinging to your arm?

>it's an user overcoming his crippling social phobias just be acting smug and dismissive in an anonymous thread

Hallmark films the majority of their programming in and around Vancouver. I've worked on some of their sets.

>someone unironically watches and enjoys this trash

>it's a Michael Shannon gets cucked, spirals into depression and dress up as Sasquatch episode

Gotta get dem tax breaks

>it’s a Michael Shannon pretending to be bigfoot in a quaint snowy town episode

That poster is quite something isn't it?

>Produces waifukino
>Doesnt fall for the BLACKED meme
>Not a single fuck given about diversity
/ourguys/