Um sweetie?

Um sweetie?

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>fuck you, poe.
Can't believe star wars exists inside a pocket dimension dream reality masked only by the false reality built into her head. Was cool to see Luke free her from it but I wish we got more of the old luke.

"Just trust me you little shit, accept my authority in this dire situation without even hinting at my agenda or plan to deal with it. She won, get over it."

>dude blindly follow orders because someone you once trusted handed the baton to me

What was the lesson to be learned here?

Like Hillary said, 1984 is about the need to trust your governance without question.

>"You mayo ass cracka ass white boys need to shut up"
I mean like really?

Haman Karn?

I think it was more about not being a hothead and rushing into action, just think things trough, I guess it was a lesson in leadership.

But like everything in the movie it's kinda badly written, so you're getting mixed messages. He actually saved the fleet by attacking the dreadnaught

It's Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert

George Lucas (Leia) handed the baton to her. She's fucking everything up but don't worry she has a secret plan to fix everything and is willing to kill herself (taking the hate from fans) just to save the franchise

But she shouldn't have to justify herself because she has some nice platitudes to list off. Being reckless gets people killed (loses disney money), so never take risks and follow her lead

>Execute white males immediately
Seriously, Disney?

Why was this dumb character given such prominence? There was even a scene dedicated to introducing her

And did anyone else notice that her team was almost all women, this is not a coincidence, what are they trying to say here

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Kathleen Kennedy was having a power trip

>this plan of your to keep flying until we run out of fuel and die seems kind of stupid.
>shut up poe
>this plan of yours to load the entire resistance up into transports and dump them in front of the enemy's guns so you have a chance to escape seems dumb.
>shut up poe
>i dont like the part of the plan where everyone dies.
>shut up poe
>i dont like you
>oh no mutiny who could have ever seen this coming? if only there was a chance for poe's concerns to be put to rest but he just wouldn't listen to reason

>Uhm, she won the popular vote sweetie

Her and Leia should have been a single character. Named Leia.

She Dern goofed.

I really want to put my dick in her

UH SHUT UP MISOGYNIST LOOK AT MY HAIR I JUST DYED IT!!!!

I don't mind the anti-sjw paranoia of Sup Forums, I thought in that regard there was nothing outstanding to her character or that situation.

But I thought she was displaying such awful acting that her intentions were all blurred. I think that even in script form it must sound better than what we got. When she takes over the ship and giving her speech, she is trying to sound hopeful and all, but she passes an actual happy impression and took away all the danger that they were going through that moment. As if she was more happy in commanding than actually worried about the situation, which does make her look like a bitch. When she leaves them to die alone in the ship I had the same vibe, she appeared to try and sound heroic and hopeful, but it just sounded like she didn't even care about her own life one bit and that there were zero losses. She didn't look determined to stay on the ship, but just like everyday routine, no effort.

Not to mention that yeah, she should have just told the plan to Poe. In fact, she should have told the plan to everyone in that room. It's not like any of them would or could betray them at that point, mainly because we never see that happening when Leia or Han or others were telling their plans to each other with no problem. It would have saved them from a mutiny and the death of other rebels. It would also make them all actually hopeful that they were going to make it.

I thought she was the worst part of the movie easily.
I liked the movie as whole though

The worst part of the movie hands-down was Rose
Even though most of the rest of the movie varies between mediocre and shit, she was the Mariana Trench in terms of enjoyment or quality. Completely pointless as well.

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t. flyboys

I´d fuck her. She's got sass. I imagine she'd control my head as I go down on her.

Honestly I genuinely thought she was the sith spy because of her retardation and the fact that the "kylo ren" le motif played briefly in her first confrontation with Poe

uh sweatie?

>getting triggered by purple hair
kys

holy fuck

The "Can I speak to your Supreme Leader" haircut

shut the fuck up

The "Can I eat out your Supreme Leader?" haircut.

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hahaha gayboy

actually she shouldbt have been any character named anything

God why does she look like such a cunt.
I like Laura but Christ Jesus, cunt face. She looks like she's modled after a writer's thought of herself.
She's fat but she thinks she's STRONK

That conflict around her was horribly written. She wouldn't even let anyone in on her plan when she has a fucking mutiny on her hands. Poe's actions were shit too, but when he's about to relieve you of your command, then maybe it's time to open that goddamn mouth instead of being even more condescending. Bonus points that her secrecy led to Poe greenlighting Finns retard mission to disable the tracking device which in turn led to the non-Empire dicovering that they were being rused.

Oh, and lets wait with the hyperjump ramming maneuver until almost all those you want to protect have been blasted out of the sky. What's worse, the movie made it appear as if her original plan was to simply let herself get blown up, which is even more retarded. Also that farewell scene between her and Leia. The resistance has not even one android capable of standing on the bridge while looking self-important and let itself blow up with the ship? I don't know what the writing team was thinking.

Literally the most pointless star wars character ever. She was billed so heavily yet has like 4 minutes of screentime, and acts like a cunt for it all, nobody cared when she died.

Whole character and story were pontless

>her team was almost all women

Hmm, you don't say?

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''No mansplaining on my ship''

Her facial expressions bugged the hell out of me when i watched the movie. Maybe its the direction or maybe it's just Laura Dern.

When did we start talking about Phasma?

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why was the devil in star wars?

Unrelated to thread, but when I was a kid, I always thought Darth Maul was the devil