The Thing

Why was he allowed a big gun if he was such a bad shot?

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>retard Sup Forums user thinks hitting a running dog from a flying helicopter with a bolt action rifle is easy
cant say im suprised

Presumably those two Norwegians were the last ones alive and since one had to fly the helicopter they couldn't be choosy about the shooter.

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Normally in Arctic places guns are mandatory and you dont have to be a sharpshooter, you're only supposed to scare the wildlife away

>watching The Thing with ex gf
>"why are they shooting at the dog user"
>"just watch the movie"
>she sits quietly throughout the whole film
>film ends
>"but user why did he try to kill that dog at the start?"
my fucking face when

>running "dog" from the back of a helicopter
>"allowed" a big gun

kys my dude

Why were there two black guys in Antarctica?

There aren't any polar bears in Antarctica. The guns are props for dramatic effect. But in the arctic yes most people working there will be armed due to the presence of large predators.

Not in antartica. There's very little threat to humans there. There's no wolves, bears or any major predator at all, at not least not on land. They have guns for the purposes of the movie. There's no reason to have shot guns or rifles or even hand guns in a scientific research facility. I mean, maybe you can say its just in case other countries wanna start trouble.

he stole their last Mars bar

They literally have jobs down under and in rural US where you shoot running boar from a chopper. Not impossible at all.

It was during the Cold War so who knows.

Hollywood is run by Jews that are afraid of being holocausted so they attempt to divide and weaken any ethnic group that the perceive as a potential threat. And they recruit self-righteous idiots by telling them how righteous they are for including forced diversity into every single piece of media.

>bolt action
proving once again you are retarded, just stop

THEN WHAT WAS IT

Maybe they like shooting stuff to pass the time?

Its possible they were testing cold wind and weather on bullet trajectory, we don't know what either team was studying. The americans seem to have biologists on the team which is typical in Antarctica.

Why would anyone complain about Keith David being in movie?

Ass2Ass

Sup Forums please, we're talking about a movie from 1982 with no women in it, forced diversity had nothing to do with it.

For a bolt action you have to work the bolt every time you shoot. For a semi-automatic rifle, you fire each time you pull the trigger.

Based on the fact that he wasn't working the bolt, this was a semi-auto.

I'm sure the Norwegian could've signalled some how to the Americans that the dog is evil and to get away from it.

Except it was forced diversity. The original source material is a sci fi story called "who goes there" and included zero niggers. They changed the source material to include blacks just as they did in the Dark Tower movie this year.

The Jewish agenda has not changed.

If he could have spoken English and not just watched all of his friends get raped to death by a tentacle monster I'm sure he could have. Imagine having to calmly explain something like that.

Name one actor that would've been a better Childs than Keith David

I get it. But you're taking it way too far. Keith is a great actor.

And the 1950s version had a vegetable monster instead of a shapeshifter, was that the Jewish boogeyman too?

Why would you try to calmly explain that in the first place? Point the dog, wave your hands wildly and scream something in Norwegian instead of pointing your gun at them. Even if they don't understand Norwegian they'd understand that the dog has rabies or something. I think that'd be more effective than trying to explain them that the dog is actually a shape shifting alien.

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But there are penguins

>defending Jewish agendas that are destroying your culture

Good goys. Don't you know it's racist and anti-semitism to ever question a Jew?

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>Bolt Action

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Really made me think.

or for hunting if your provisions gets lost in a fire or whatever

I'm American I don't have a culture. Alright I'll cede that

>bolt action

I recently rewatched The Thing and holy shit the beginning is utterly unbelievable. have you ever shot before? real life is not like a hollywood movie where the bad guys shoot at you 14623458 times and miss every single time

they even fuck up the explosives and kill themselves. they land the chopper for no fucking reason. they fly far away and back over again for no fucking reason. just one fucking job. stay in the air and follow the actual dog instead of flying all over the place. and then shoot in the dogs direction. even a complete fucking retard who doesnt aim will hit such a big and close target eventually

The Thing is one of my favorite movies. but it HAS its big flaws. so stop denying the reality

>being so deeply brainwashed that you don't think that you have a culture

Go to Zaire and then tell me that you don't have a culture. You're just so sheltered that you've never interacted with any other cultures so you don't have any comparison points.

>Why was he allowed
SHALL

So you would have a steady trigger finger after being exhausted with no sleep and watching all your friends get raped to death by alien tentacles?

>here is a small sample of the flaws
>BUT CAN YOU HEADSHOT A RUNNING TARGET 7 MILES AWAY WHILE YOU ARE BURNING AND BEING STRANGLED BY YOUR OWN INTESTINES

The leopard seals hunt people

He does tell them in Norwegian

they are scientists, for all you know it was the first time he ever shot a gun

It's a real question. Can you perform well after being heavily traumatized? Very few people can.

>that spacing
Back to r/Cringeanarchy

The Thing is literally about Jewish Zoinism.

how do you know that they are heavily traumatized? and the people in the american camp sure managed to perform very well

I have seen enough footage of nasty shit and life and death situations to know that people dont suddenly turn into cowering worms after the smallest nilly willy

wait but seriously why was he shooting the dog

Both of those guys were probably fatigued and desperate from the horrible shit they went through.

Everyone has guns because Antarctica isnt a territory held by any govt and thus theres always rival countries occupying land. Youd want guns in the event some. Russians decided to attack your base.

They were literally shooting at The Thing. even if they hit it multiple times, it wouldnt have gone down anyways.

How many shape shifting aliens have you seen?

the opening chase scene is hilariously bad with gaping continuity errors.

many. in movies. none fazed me

but of course once again you single out some random barely related idiocy while ignoring everything I wrote

>the people in the american camp sure managed to perform very well
you illiterate retard

bullets dont even kill the thing that well, maybe he did hit it

HK33 isn't bolt action

who knows lol prolly just bored. not like they could go to a party or anything out there

You watched a fucking movie you spastic. Not the same thing as living it.

this is clearly going nowhere. lets do it like this. directly address the points I made and explain to me why they are invalid. or fuck off

Not even. They've been known to attack divers, who at the time are likely wearing black and resembling a penguin, they do not hunt people on land.

Address this point: You're a fucking retard because you equate watching an alien in a fucking movie to something in real life.

number of arguments in your post: 0
number of times you address one of my arguments: 0

>Literally, unironically saying you'd seen an alien in a movie and wouldn't panic if you saw one in real life

What a retarded soyboy.

He was the biggest guy

you are projecting so hard you make leftards look honest

>projecting

Is The Thing a mary stu?

obviously not because it lost

I've started to ignore questions from females. They're not really interested in the answer and movies are just social events for them

This. Why was a thread even started on such a ridiculous question? Just say you want a Thing thread.