Scuse me pardner, comin thru

>Scuse me pardner, comin thru

Are Americans this gross at the movies?

yes and they don't say "excuse me".

I've heard they eat from troughs as well

>BRAPPPPPPP Oops sorry user, those beans are something else!

They don't shut the fuck up. Literally everyone taking to each other, clapping like retards and playing on their phones. Going to the movies is a guaranteed way to ruin the movie you're trying to watch forever.

LITERALLY me.

>the guy behind me brings the juiciest and the biggest chiken breast and eats and sucks his fingers very loudly

...

Damn, Mark Hamill looks like THAT?!

i lost it

please tell me this ends up just like my ntr mangas

Why would he pay to go see a movie when they all hate him? Download that shit, sit in your comfortable chair at home and watch hollywood burn!

Yes they are. It's almost as if they have some weird compulsion that makes it impossible for them to go a couple of hours without shovelling all manner of shite down their pieholes. And then there's the constant whooping, cheering and clapping. They're just like obese toddlers.

>''Mmm.. hope you dont mind, user. I love nachos in hot cheese sauce!''

>it impossible for them to go a couple of hours without shovelling all manner of shite down their pieholes
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner m8
couple of hours indeed

>TFW everyone is obsessed with americans

living RENT FREE in your stupid heads hahahaha lol faggots

>tfw cucked by a fat smelly trucker
Hot

Why are they laughing at him? Poor guy just wants to enjoy his popcorn and watch a movie.

OBESED

....el seƱor tenebroso....

UMA