Here's your popcorn you fat piece of shit

>Here's your popcorn you fat piece of shit

I want butter on

WHERE IS MY FALCON CHOW ROBERT

Stay safe in there, user.

H-HE'S FAST

What's with the hostility, Robert? Usually you're such an upstanding guy.

...

Wow, I forget to tip you one time and this is the treatment I get? Looks like my wife will be going elsewhere for company tonight.

Robert would never say something that mean, you must be an imposter

Robert is a model employee and a great guy, he would never say that to a customer.

>3 seconds in
>porno?
>21 seconds
>porno!

Here's your popcorn, muthafucka

N-NANI?!

CAZZO!

>here's your massage you fat piece of ass

Here's you popcorn sir, I hope you enjoy the film. I heard it was really good.

Thanks nigga that's what's up, but where my bunchacrunch fool?

Thanks, night time comes so early this time of year. I hate how it's already so dark outside.

Are there really fat people on Sup Forums? How could you fail so much at life that you allow yourself to become fat?

Not one of them, but where do you think you are?

tell me he pays them to massage them

>work hard and get fit
>die anyway

I'll tell you they pay him in donations and tips instead.

Fuck u robert i wanna talk to the manager.

That's not like you Robert, the evil Robert robots didn't get loose and seal the real one in the popcorn mines again did they?

by eating and not being autistic about ‘looks’ or ‘weight’

im actually eating right now and its fantastic

Whoever went to the kinoplex last night and dropped their anvil, fuck you, you made me spill the crab legs and killed my falcon

I probably way less than you do, Robert.
Or should I say, Lardbert?
hehehehehehehehehe

>don't work hard or care about health
>die 30 years earlier

>this guy and his camera man walk up to you and your gf of 2 years and ask her if she wants a free massage
>she says yes without a second thought
wat do?

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

>weigh*

I-I'm sorry, Robert. It was just a joke. T-that's all.
I have been putting on the pounds recently.

Ask him if I can pay him money so he can massage my gf at his house away from public eyes.

it's about to get darker inside too of you know what I mean

What the fuck is this from?

You don’t to give a shit about looks to not be fat, it takes extra effort to become fat

Twiddledee dee
Twiddledee ho
Will the virgin in this room please come forth
I must repeat to cleanse my soul
Of any guilt from coming woes
To any man who's not had sex
And sits in our dear kinoplex
Come here, come here you ugly pest
Who's never felt a woman's breasts
Leave us normals live in peace

>Sir, you can't be back here.
>I'm shocked you could make it over the counter, you fat tub of ass
>Want to get your popcorn straight from the trough like the fucking disgusting pig creature you are?