Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?

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eh back in highschool i got head from my gf as apology for dragging me to the shit that was the live action alice in wonderland.

Yeah it was a long time ago... before they started poking their heads in every 30 mins

With another person?

Back in 2002, the movie was Treasure Planet in IMAX, it was also the first movie date between me and my wife when we were still teenagers.
We did it since the cinema was empty anyways.

We did it again with the IMAX 3D versions of The Force Awakens, Rogue One, and The Last Jedi.
The IMAX 2D 70mm versions are always jam-packed but the 3D versions are usually almost empty, and we watched them both in IMAX 2D and 3D.

We saw The Last Jedi as our first movie date as husband and wife, and we saw it twice.

There may be some other incidents here and there but those come up at the top of my head.

The first time I fingered a girl was in a movie theater

not exactly, but my girl, as Tom Cruise fan, wanted to see "Mummy". Theatre was almost empty, it was flopping movie anyway. During scenes where that mummy was tied up, girl tried to slowly shove hand in my pants. Next night she asked to tie her up with a scarf ;)

>Tripfag
>Fucking during Treasure Planet

I got buggered by a theater usher during a midnight presentation of "Babe". It was not a pretty story.

We only do it in the end credits every time, though.

Got jerked off once but it wasnt all that great.

I'm not a degenerate, nor an edgy teenager so no. Why would you want to have sex on a grubby seat a bunch of strangers have sweated all over?

so that's why they call you swift?

>His theater doesn't have leather recliners that are misted and sanitized for his or her pleasure

I engaged in some foreplay once but that's about it
I can't remember the movie though, I think it was some shitty horror flick with like 3 other people in it

>scream day.jpg

Handjobs count, right? even if you give it yourself

Your life sounds nice
Good for you
I’m jelly

Me and my current gf enjoy teasing each other in public. We have fucked in public places before, but not in the a movie theater, mostly because we like movies too much to do anything that will take us away for too long. But we always tease and end up making out a bit at some point and then she just grabs my dick or I play with her pussy. I suck her tits, or she just sucks my cock for like a minute and then we get back to the movie.

kill yourself brad jones

Got a handjob in an empty theatre.

My girlfriend sucked my dick until I came during the Pokémon movie in 99.

under-upboated

I fingered a cute korean girl during Kaurismaki's The Man Without a Past. Kinda risky too because there were a considerable amount of old people watching it. We also fucked afterwards. Great day.

>empty theaters
Aye.

Thank you.

No, I've never had sex anywhere else either. What a preposterous question.

Is this a sequel to Me. Myself and Irene?

Instead of cleaning up popcorn the usher will be cleaning up cum

We all know who that tripfag is

Such a cuck he was jealous the other two saw a couple fucking

Blowjob and quick fuck in the kite runner. Shit was so cash.

Took a milf and her two kids to garfield and fingered her in the theater.
That movie sucked.

Oh ya, that was literally the only place to get action back in the day. This was mainly due to starting to be sexual at a v young age, so there weren't many places where you could get privacy and darkness.

Of course bro who didn't? hahaha also on the beach and on the stairs too!!! Imagine living life without doing those things

Fucked in a beat up scion xb at the drive in. Marmaduke was the show.

I was a male escort in my younger years. Just standing outside the cinema once in a while and some shady homo would ask my time. I usually charged $20 (+tip). I was in it to by some vidya, nice clothes, etc
/blog

You fucking degenerate piece of trash.

What about Bill Murray was he good?

>male escort
Less expensive than a bag of popcorn

I fingered a girl during Corpses Bride

I got a bj. The relationship was relatively new, so she wanted to me to put on the condom she had in her purse when I busted, to not make a mess or get in her mouth,. I obliged, see how the request was reasonable.

The movie was Along Came A Spider, and there were probably 5 other people in the theater.

Best relationship in my life.

First boob I touched was in Taking of Pelham 123. First time I touched vag or had got a handjob was in a theater but I dont remember the movie. Lost my virginity to while pic related was playing.

Holy fuck is that where the laughing shoes image came from?

Talk about a clIMAX!