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When are we getting some sweet centaur on elf slut porn?

what
I was this frame 3 times and only now I notice there's a HORSEMAN

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kek

the centaur is literally only reason that still gets posted

>frog pillow
There is seriously something going on with the baby in this scene. This isn't just a kill all the witnesses scene. The one male elf is clearly going for the kid and they only go apeshit on the family when the mother(?) tries to stop the male elf.

Also, what is up with the elves smelling shit? They seem to get something more out of it than just olfactory sensing. Like, in this scene, does her sniffing him allow her to sudeenly speak/understand espanol?

give it a rest already

Guys, so, since Max Landis wrote the script and we liked the movie, does this mean Sup Forums (as one person) likes Max Landis now?

I don't know. She seemed really weird. I thought for a second you're right though and her smelling him was how she learned to speak Spanish.

I love this movie so much

Now the sparks of electricity from the taser was a bit silly, for american audiences I suppose

ayers said he had to rewrite most of it.

we can sacrifice him to the (((elves))) we don't really need him. The sequel is greenlit and the universe is established.

did you guys like the part where the orcs were an allegory for black people?

but it does do that. As someone who had to "ride the lightning" you never forget it.

>Trigger warning entertainment

baby meat is delicious. Noomi also almost sighs when she hears the baby and agent 47 going over to him, almost thinking to herself..."well there's no stopping him now"

we always liked max, he's the son of the human guillotine

>tfw they get Mel to direct the sequel and he immediately start the (((elf))) genocide

I just watched it. Its a good movie.

scene is here too if you want audio
youtube.com/watch?v=IcYyU4OAWJ0

Do you fags know anything? David Ayer rewrote the script, Max Landis disowned it.

And Bright is absolute fucking trash, if you like it you should feel bad, you're a bad person.

She isn't the only one who does the smell thing. The magic task force elf also does the smell thing (on the wall elf).

The Rock is The People's Champion against candy-ass critics. Who is the candy-ass soy-ridden critics' champion?

My mistake on reviewing the light is from the taser flashing rather than the body actually flashing

So now that Disney is starting their own streaming service does that mean Netflix originals are gonna start getting bad reviews now?

Maybe. Would be nice if there had been something, anything alluding to this and not just us speculating. Maybe in the sequel.

>Max Landis disowned it
gonna need a source on that
from what I have seen he seems quite proud of his work on it.
>David Ayer rewrote the script
so claims David Ayer. Why ever would that hack claim responsibility for something that had actual merit after he flopped hard with suicide squad?

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>ywn have a wall stuck elf gf
Why even live?

>yfw Will Smith is the Dark lord

>spoiling it in the opening credits of the first movie

read anything factual about the movie at all then you fucking retarded faggot.

>asking for source

eat a dick.

You guys clearly don't spend enough time on Sup Forums If the Elves are the Jew race this scene makes sense if you know about blood libel which is the rumored killing of babies for their blood by Jews.

I just finished Bright and it was fucking great.

World building. That's why. Exactly the thing that's missing from nuWars.

the juxtapositions of these two movies are great

>critics hate this movie but love star wars
>the super perfect female is the antagonist in this movie but the star in sw
>there are more other races in one city than an entire movie about a galaxy
>less in your face political bullshit in a movie about it and race interactions than a space soap opera

it goes on and on

>ask someone to prove their claims truthful
>get ad hominem attacks
classy

Couldn't have said it better myself

No source no care. Fuck off faggot.

>You guys clearly don't spend enough time on Sup Forums
I don't. Why don't you head back there?
>If the Elves are the Jew race
They aren't. At least not in the sense that you mean.

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Why dont you head back to rebbit fuckwit. we're allowed to discuss the metaphor used in the film. All he gave was his opinion on that scene with the baby. If you have a better explanation why dont you share it?

Except they clearly are. The graffiti at the beginning of the movie even shows them using the humans to keep the Orcs down. They're rich, powerful, they have their own district, protected by security forces to keep non-Elves out. It's all classic anti-semitic tropes. Them also being baby killers fits right into it.

>*dodges your oven*

I didn't except Bad Boys 3, but it was pretty okay.

>except

what is this move called?

no

Solid rebuttal there.

wait are Sup Forums tards trying to hijack this movie so they can be political?

goddam it forgot webm

Good enough for me. Sorry if your "redpilled" fefe's got hurt.

shut the fuck up about the pol boogey man you stupid fucking shit. Either discuss the movie or fuck off.

gangbangin batos with no regard for civilian life. Also no honor or code like the orcs. The orc boss specifically states he didnt like or want guns around and the cops brought them. Most of the orc hate is unwarranted but you had an entire barrio of spics who were doing nothing but gangbanging

The movie is already political why do you think the critics hated it so much.

filename toy faggot

I complete missed this. Cool as fuck.

Plane allegory?

yup

dropkick
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropkick

no dragons are just dragons

Calm it down. It wasn't a typo, he literally meant "move" and just forget his webm. See

Lot of potential if they do a sequel.

You've yet to provide an actual argument against that interpretation of the Elves, not that I expect you to be capable of making one anyway.

Max,I know you are reading this thread and I still think youre a fucking hack but this movie is decent.now you need to get Alex Jones in the sequel to tell us about those cabal of interdimensional elvish child molesters

Is this some sort of netflix based pro-Landis false flagging?
Sure the movie wasn't bad, it was exactly what Landis is capable of writing - an extremely bland and predictable movie that defines mediocrity. Landis being a cretin as he is ripped off a perfectly good concept of fantasy-realism and made it into one of his shitty banal flicks.
Here is what I don't get, is Landis actually paying people to pretend to like the movie or did the average /got/ and /who/ redditors really did enjoy this forgettable film. It's a 5/10 flick people for fucks sake.

I’m still fascinated by the army of the 9 races that fought the dark lord. I can think of five if you include a good orc faction, elves, dwarves, humans, centaurs. What are the other four major races?

i guessed this and didn't even watch it.

I liked it. I was a good movie.

I have no intention of dignifying that "interpretation" by addressing it as valid. sue me

Lizard people aka jews

It’s better than the rest of the shit on netflix right now and the “blockbuster” capes shit/Star shit we’ve been getting. When all you’ve had for a year is shitty prison food, a decent meal at mcDonalds is like fine dining. Hence this is like fucking kino compared to what Hollywood has been giving us.

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Fair enough.

Oh is that what this shit is about? I wrote something like this when i was in college because of shit like true blood and twilight, Except it was Fairies, Elfs (like santa's elfs) constructs (like steel, wood, and stone golems) and giants. Vampires were nearly all killed and werewolves only come from one part of the world, the main character was a woman who was an elf trying to make her way in the world.

Who the fuck was the orc wearing the deer head? What was he supposed to be?

Nick said the one who united the 9 armies was an Orc farmer, so you'd assume there were good Orcs. No confirmation on dwarves, however.

There was a street sign for lizard people crossing and that bitch in the club with sideways eyelids, so maybe there's lizard people? I'd like to see some real-ass dark elves. Maybe dragons helped. Some kind of mermen. Giants/trolls that wouldn't be able to live in cities due to their size perhaps, thus we didn't see them.

Maybe there's references in graffiti or background posters to other stuff.

apparently this has been out for a while yet this is my first time seeing it

We dont need you to address it. Its a valid interpretation whether you say it is or not. Just because you dont like something doesn't mean anything.

They were in a church, I would assume he was an Orc priest of some sort.

Wtf is a panhu?

Weird orc ritual shit when they throw people into their bottomless pit.
There was also a dude in like a Sith robe, too.

What was the message about the Illuminati? Why bring them into the movie?

What is a brezzik and what is a panahu??

Chinese weredog.

Do ogres have one eye ie cyclops? breezik would appear to be the lizard people judging from the tail. goblins have horns, interesting take. love how the elves have a tie, as if they are inherently upper class/white collar. How tall are giants in this world and what the fuck is a panahu?

>check this out, regular establishing shot of modern city, pretty boring right?
>yeah, pretty boring, snore, seen it a million times.
>okay, watch this...
>*click*
>now theres a dragon
>Fucking cool!
>i know right?
>i have to see this now, 8/10!

Brezzik are apparently the lizardmen.

What the fuck is panahu and brezzik?

>brezzik
lizard people. I don't know what the fuck panahu is, maybe fairy? But I think fairies are more considered insects.

this is what I had been waiting for forever and it was already all out on the internet

But ((((((muh))))))

>We dont need you to address it
>You've yet to provide an actual argument against that interpretation of the Elves
really makes you think

>No basketball players

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paul bunyan confirmed

manlets btfo

If you want to be taken seriously then yes, come back with an argument. If not stop posting.

Why orcs live in the southern west coast? Are they supposed to be Mexicans?

nah, I'm good

LIttle disappointed in all of you

NEVER DEAL WITH DRAGONS