Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the board
The Banethreads were stirring, as janitor snored.
The doubles were got, and the triples there too,
In such a great number to turn Redditors blue
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Baneposting danced in their heads.
And moot in his yarmulke, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When down in the basement the custodian arose
He sprang from his sleep wearing shit covered clothes
Away to the computer, he waddled in a flash
Huffing and puffing and scratching his rash
With a sip of his dew, and a hand on his dick,
He knew in a moment the threads must go quick
More rapid than ever his fingers they came,
And he splattered, and slammed, and deleted with aim
"Now baneposters! now, cunnyspammer! now, fun and Christmas joy!
On, shitposts! On, funposts! this board isn’t a toy!
But then, in a twinkling, I saw on the page
Posts of laughter and delight that would make janitor rage
And as I scrolled with the mouse, the board filling with fun
Up the threads came and I knew Christmas had won
They were all full of Bane, from their head to their foot,
And instead of going, they all just stayed put
Too shocked jani had been that he’d flung on his back,
And he couldn’t get up, not even to snack
He cried for some help, to get back to his board,
And delete all the threads, for no monetary reward
But no help came, and he was stuck in that cellar
Just lying there alone, the rotund basement dweller
Now I sprang to my thread, to post another verse
And finish this combo, jani's smell getting worse
So as I post this last line, and mock the janitor’s plight:
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Truly a dead meme
Post bane
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It appears that the temperature of your head is far higher than your IQ
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Quality thread
moderate kek
BRAVO NOLAN
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>But no help came, and he was stuck in that cellar
>Just lying there alone, the rotund basement dweller
well done op. 10/10
I remember a similar version about the janitor. I think its the same one, just you extended or added in more verses. Good work though.
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY AN /s4s/ TAKEOVER OF Sup Forums
HAND OVER YOUR MEANPOSTERS AND NO ONE GETS HURT
You deserve a big Christmas
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g e t h i m o u t o f h e r e
just wanna say merry xmas to the big guy
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Dr. Pavel, i'm North Pole
Then show me its body
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If I pull that off, would you die?
It would be extremely naughty
Some more quality Bane Christmas memes.
It would be extremely cheerful
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it's a christmas miracle
>it's a Bane & CIA as janitors episode
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BANE?