Gets limbs chopped off my Dooku

>Gets limbs chopped off my Dooku
>Gets some more chopped of by Obi Wan

What was the point of having the highest midochlorian count again? This nigga sucks ass and could only kill dune coons

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>gets fucked up in Ep 2 while Leeroy Jenkinsing
>gets fucked up in Ep 3 white Leeroy Jenkinsing

the entire saga is a commentary on hubris

turn your brain on bro

He wiped the floor with the Jedi in the temple though.

bruh he clearly lost the midichlorians when he lost his limbs

Who would win
>The chosen one with highest midochlorian count
>Female with no training with lightsaber or the force

Thats because midichlorians dont exist outside the prequels anymore

>Defeat 7 lightsaber wielding opponents simultaneously in under 20 seconds
>sucks ass

>my Dooku
>white Leeroy Jenkinsing

Just by saying something doesn't exist doesn't mean it's true. It's as stupid as saying that Earth is flat.

why were the younglings in the council chambers anyways?

How many loads do you think Sheev pumped into that boipucci

>baby lightsabers

does loss of limbs = loss of midichlorians?

KEK

fucking lol

Midichlorians wasn't an explanation fir the Force, or a measurement of power-level. It was a setup for the Darth Plagueus scene in III. That a Sith existed would could will a being into existence by talking to sentient microbes.

Those little ass niggaz was trying to hide and there was no one left to stop them from going where they weren't normally allowed.. this is pretty basic logic

highest midochlorian count

wut game?

It'll be true once Shitney remakes the prequels and forces their agendas in them to make them worse than the original prequels

Was Sheev Anakin's "father?"

I hate star wars, but shit like this makes me love the community

he was unfocused as a jedi because he could not get 100% into the the jedi culture.
once he turned he was focused and unbeatable .

>youngling with purple lightsabre is black
typical

MIDICHLORIANS ARENT AND NEVER WERE POWERLEVELS.

SHEEV FUCKING SPELLS IT OUT FOR YOU IN THE OPERA SCENE BY CONFIRMING QUI-GON’S SUSPICION THAT ANAKIN WAS CONCEIVED THROUGH THE FORCE AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT WAS PLAGUEIS WHO DID SO. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SUB 20 LEVEL IQ TO MISS THAT.

Yeah, but midicholrians per cell is what matter.

>midochlorian count

Anakin's Midichlorian count allowed a couple things : 1) It gave Qui Gon a ridgey-didge way to say "This kid is special", but more importantly 2) It was always a mark of Anakin's 'potential'.

In RotS, you hear Sheev say "You must break through the fog of lies the Jedi have built around you." And you hear Anakin talk about how he thinks he's better than Yoda in AotC, and OW and co refer to him as the Chosen One. IMO, it's saying something about the pressure of expectation.

All that shit went to his head - as did the pressure of it - cos he was told he was the shit from age 10, told he was guaranteed to be the greatest.

His failure was underestimating Obi-Wan because of familiarity and bailing out the guy in the past

It can be hard to remember Family can be capable when you seen them at their weakest and helped them.

>link to wookiepedia
get out

What's up with garbage/slave children being good with the force?

Sheev or Snoke (formerly known as Darth Plagueis).

It's presumedly more a matter of the total number of midochlorian in single cell or average drop of blood rather than how the actual number of midochlorian he has living in his body.

Even the loss of say >50% of his original body mass if we take the more machine the man statement literally, it still is a probably considered a negligible lost to his abilities of using the force.

If it was characters like Yoda probably wouldn't be a master Jedi and some obscenely the fat creature like Jadder the Hut would be the most powerful force uses around with all without training. But as the movie show they are not.

I think Lucas originally intended for him to lose his limbs one by one, gradually becoming more cyborgized until he ended up as Vader. The lava thing was a last-minute asspull. Vader doesn't look even remotely burnt when Luke takes his helmet off.

cell density otherwise yoda would have higher potential

The lava thing was known way before the prequels and even the special edition.

Actually, that was supposed to be the case. Lucas stated somewhere that Vader was 20% more powerful than Sheev before the cutting and 20% weaker than him after.

>while Leeroy Jenkinsing

what the fuck does that even mean?

Once he turned he jobbed to Obi immediately. After the suit there was no one around to beat him anymore.

The midichlorians are an indicator of the force, not the source.

how new ru

Some Jedi Academy mod or other.

is this your first day on the fucking internet

Even if you have never played a video game in your fucking life, you should get this reference.

youtube.com/watch?v=8yy3q9f84EA

It was Jar Jar's fault..

there was obi wan

>The midichlorians are an indicator
Yes and no. The force is everywhere, people don't have "more force" than others any more impact on the force.

Midi-chlorian are microbes that live in the cells of all living creatures and Midi-chlorians are what enable a force sensitive persons to manipulate the force. Having a higher per-cell Midi-chlorians count means you have a higher limit on how much you can manipulate the force but it doesn't mean you are effective at using that power or that you have "more force". So while Anakin was over 20,000 he was far less capable than Yoda or even Obi Wan. Midi-Chlorians are like muscles, just because you have more muscle mass doesn't mean you're going to win in Judo, because it's more about finesse than power. youtube.com/watch?v=5iXImGCb1G8

He hunted a ton of Jedi between the episodes.

There was a rumor of him killing 50 Jedi at once. ( 9 )

>What was the point of having the highest midochlorian count again?
Good question, can you refer to any scene in the movie where this is explained, that wasn't from some character's ideologically loaded perspective? It's almost as if people didn't understand the story of these movies.

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it's a meme you dip

>Vader doesn't look even remotely burnt when Luke takes his helmet off.

What 20 years later with access to advance medical technology? Of course he's not going to

>Obi Wan is a fucking jobber
>only wins cause Anakin's hubris.

This pissed me off so much. I though he was suppose to be a defense master

I remember reading about anakin getting lava'd way before even ep 1 came out. stop doubting lucas so much

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It's per cell that matters

Are in hell down the EU gets I wouldn't be surprised if there's a single cell protozoa Jedi out there

>I have the Highground Anakin

Considering OP Anakin tries to use the exact same move Obi used in The Phantom Menace, thinking about it I'm pretty sure Obi was trying to beat Anakin into doing something obvious and exploitable.

Which probably undermines his claim to the high ground.

>"I HAVE BROUGHT SHITPOSTING, WACKINESS, SPAMMING AND RAIMI THREADS TO MY NEW BOARD!"
>"Your name board?"
>"DON'T MAKE ME DOXX YOU!"

Because it use to be that Jedis had to undergo decades of training to maybe becoming a Jedi master at the level of Obi wan or Dooku.

Mary Sue Rey ruined this whole plot point by defeating a trained sith lord having never used a lightsaber before.

bravo disney

Which game

That specific webm is from Movie Duels. Movie Battles is better though, and Movie Battles 2 just got released