Your popcorn & soda, sir

Your popcorn & soda, sir

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Where's my butter nignog?

Happy Kwanza, Robert.

Thank you perfectly normal black person.

>head nod and stretch out hand to shake his hand
>unconsciously turn it into a fist bump
>his openhand catches your fistbump
W-well, you too!

Robert, head office here. What are you doing out of costume during a promotional event? Please go home and change into your claws.

Where's Jiro?

Ummm... I believe I ordered crab legs, Robert. So how about you put down that slop and get me some legs before I tell the manager, mkay?

Is there a problem sir? I did nothing to warrant this type of reaction...
I'm going to have to ask you to leave if you keep this up

fuck you i aint paying 20 bucks for that, the burritos and twinkies i smuggled in my jacket arms will do.

Thanks senpai! *stretches out hand in anticipation of a fist bump*

That's a big popcorn

What the fuck did you just say you little bitch?

Not a problem sir, I'll just need you to pay the $20 refusal fee.

I asked for popcorn and Yoda. YODA. YOU DUMB FUCK.

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yes?..police...

>that's be 16$

damn, must be half price tuesdays (or is that child size?)

Where are my dips?

>dips
>clearly says dibs

It's fucking 4:46 AM and I'm just not feeling it right now. I know I fucked up.

Ayyy, my east coast bro :)

Where's Jiro?
You don't have the skills OR experience to prepare my corn properly.
I mean look, you even popped the fucking corn.
I'm not paying $300 for this shit.

I've given up all that corn and corn syrup related nonsense, Robert as I've realized it's a tool of the elite to keep me fat, unhealthy and stupid. Also I'm allergic to crab. What else you got back there?

lol

Thanks Robert my main man

Gimme that corn, boy.

>Merry Christmas user

Thanks Robert, you too

What's happening to the world Robert? It's all upside down and inside out. It doesn't make sense no matter which angle you look at it from. Sometimes I get scared, Robert.

Does anyone have one of these but Robert is Robert Baratheon?

of course user, i was just messing with you, here are your crab legs

I wish Robert was real...

why thank you robert, my good man.
and merry christmas.

The popcorn is missing the santa hat, you're slipping Robert, old son.

Your massage, ma'am!

>you could have saved him

Reminder that normalfags actually fall for this shit.

based robert

Who eats crab legs when watching a movie WTF?

he's getting paid to sexually assault strangers? what a guy

Post the one with the girl in the blue top and the fat ass

cheers, rob.
you're alright for a nigger.

Newfag leave.

I'm jewish

cheeky! ;-o

Massages aren't sexual assaults, user.

Thanks Robert but no thanks, I'm on the soy diet! Hey also I think I looked after one of your sons the other day, J'Quaghn?

Fall for what, a massage?

He's not too cheeky, he's very upfront about it!

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?

Merry Christmas Robert

By being a professional, of course!

Merry Christmas to you too robert! Or should I be saying happy kwanza Hah hah. I know how much you coloured folk love your kwanza ha ha. Anyway all the best Robert. Thanks for the popcorn

absolutely open bobs and vagene tier

The popcorn's Kosher

Wait until he goes full bitch lasagna tier.

Jews killed Christ. Why would (((they))) celebrate his birth?

the amount of stiff nips this guy summoned is probably off the charts

Well, when you've done your job for 40+ years and have 3,000+ documented clients, it should be second nature to the Master.

>it's a "he literally fingerblasts her through her pants" episode

wew

It's an ancient Taiwanese technique.

>mfw I just thought it was a meme

It's fucking real

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_popcorn

2+2 u

no thanks, i came prepared

one is touching herself secretly at the end

Waiting to get DONGED, no doubt.

>That will be $900, now get the fuck out of my sight waitu piggu

why is it only hot women? does give massages to men?

Is there even theoretically an entity stronger than the popcorn guy? I've never seen anybody manage to pull of the shit he does through a set of images.

Truly a god among man

Christ that girl thicc

The kinoplex tiself is stronger than robert. Can you even begin to imagine the power of an entity that could tame Robert?

The popcorn is yellow so obviously on the popcorn
Also

that orgasm at :34, she was DONGED

Can someone explain this meme to me?

Those curly fries look fucking kino

a generous man offers you modestly priced confectionery

Robert works at the Kinoplex we frequent to. He's a nice guy sometimes give a 50 cent discount on popcorn if you order soda with it. His kinoplex is the only kinoplex to serve crab legs exclusively from Alaska.

Let's take a moment to remember all those we've lost in the popcorn mine cave-ins.

Like the criminal scum who end up in the mines deserve even a second of our time.
They should have known better than to try to break the no singles policy.

The Kinoplex. The hit new comedy-drama show starring an awkward young man named Jules as he tries to win the heart of his crush, a female employee named Lane. Robert, the wise and friendly manager acts as his father figure while Robert also juggles his odd co-dependent friendship with a regular moviegoer named user.

>tfw my mining buddy that I spent weeks with never made it out
Here's to you...

I see the underaged have woken early

I've been here at the Kinoplex for a few years. I've seen many people come and go with smiles on their faces and tears dripping from their cheeks. The joy that true Cinema brings to a person is why I love my job. I love my team and thank them dearly for helping me and allowing us to come this far. It's not just holiday spirit but the spirit of Kino that brings us together here. I wish to continue to serve such excellence from now onto the future. Thank you for granting me your time, And Merry Christmas.

I made that Robert. I’m pretty proud of how realistic the Santa hat fits him.

Where's Jules?

>tfw all people started crying when Robert did this last year

Wh-why are you saying all of this, Rob?

>tfw you make it though the popcorn mines and find this

But I ordered cooked fish!

>Sup Forums's only friend is an imaginary nigger created solely for memes

just fuck our shit up tbqh

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>Here's your falcon sir, that'll be 39.95 plus tip. Would you like to save 10% on your purchase today by signing up for our Kino Klub Kard?

Do you think Robert is ever on the other side of the counter? Do you think Robert ever gets popcorn and soda handed to him? Do you think Robert likes his crab legs with or without melted butter?

Sir, you forgot your popcorn!

>0.54
the slut asks for it

Mr. moviegoer, I'm THEATRES

ROBERT NO

Who is he?