Watching movie with family

>watching movie with family
>sex scene starts
>me: "yeah, been there, done that"
>keeping my poker face in hope that they will not call my bluff

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>watching movie with family
>rape scene starts
>dad crudely places a cushion on his lap after crossing his legs
>I give him a wink
>he winks back

>gay incest next

>watching movie with the family
>actress with big ol' tiddies comes on screen
>tug at my collar like it's getting warm
>whistle loudly
>proclaim "my those are some tig ol' biddies right there"
>point excitedly at my "Federal Boobie Inspector" t-shirt until family notices it

>watching flick with la familia
>gay sex scene starts
>I exclaim "Woah, that's gross!"
>hoping they don't notice my boner

Gold.

Sometimes I like to make my family watch anal porn with me so they really know who the alpha in the family is.

>Watch American Psycho with gf
>She laughs at the "women don't have good personalities" remark
>She bursts into laughter over Ed Gein joke.

What did she mean by that

Fuckkk made me laff laddy fooking funny curnt

SERIOUSLY guys do you watch sex scenes with your family ?

She's not like the other girls and you should put a ring on it.

MOAR

the first time i ever watched a sex scene with a person was first my gf, i rented basic instinct on vhs back then hoping it was turn us on, we ended laughing al allong

So your saying watching GGG with your family on a sunday after din dins isnt normal?

>Date with girls
>Likes Fast and Furious (typical)
>Paul Walker was their favourite

Everytime.
Do women like Paul Walker solely because he was white?

You don't user? wtf
>be me watching Devil's Advocate
>dad walks by
>"Whatcha watching son?"
>"Some Al Pacino flick"
>cue violent Charlize Theron sex scene
>Dad: "She's got a GREAT ASS!"

lmao, when i was a kif i had a tv in my room , rarely saw a movie with family, today i watch sex scenes only with my gf

>watch a movie with family
>qt with amazing ass shows up on screen
>"hey dad if mom had an ass like that I bet you two wouldn't be in here watching this movie with me right now, huh?"
>dad goes out for a drive and mom goes to the kitchen to clean up
>take all the snacks and drinks to myself

you got played bitches

You should have slapped your dad that ass isnt even that great average at best

>dad starts panting like a dog
>dad howls like a wolf
>dad says "HUBBA HUBBA"

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>mobie has sexi time
>peepee gets hard
>scream that somethings worng
>show my hardened peepee to grandmama
>she dies because of shock

He did it for a laugh anons; see this for reference:
youtube.com/watch?v=-zevxOD9TaY

I don't even know who al pachinko is

You can tell from his mouth that he was going to say BIG ASS but he changed at the last second.

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apparently he just did it out of the blue and everyone's shocked reactions were genuine

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>when the ass is so good it's hard to describe with words

>watching movie with family
Nope
How can I watch anything with my dad getting up to piss or make a coffee every 5 minutes and my sisters phone constantly pinging while my mother leaves the room then demands a plot update when she comes back

It goes even deeper than that user, they like fast and furious only because paul walker was in them

>watching soaps
>scene gay/racemixing/muslim family
>both me and dad sigh and say nothing while mother and sister absorb the brainwashing

>Rent Jackass 1 movie
>Watch it with family
>Dad hated it
>Mom liked it

What did she mean by that?

My bad user i hope you and your father have a good xmas

fag

>tfw used to jackoff to your undies when you were 12
>tfw you used to go to the bathroom during sex scenes
>tfw your mom never mentioned about it

Paul Walker was the most handsome?

Me on the bottom left.

sauce me up sempai

>"I'd grope her"
Dad every time he sees Beyoncé for the past fifteen fucking years.

>watch movie with family
>I already seen the movie so I know there's an upcoming sex scene
>go to bathroom
>return in the middle of the sex scene
>me:"they were not wasting time, ha?"
later that year I recieved MTV Movie Award for the Best Comedic Performance

I know the feel
something's not right here

What did he mean by this?

You too user!
made me kek

>watching movie with family
>sex scene starts
>me who is a virgin acting like sex is just a normal thing for me
>pic related

>show my mother the first episode of breaking bad while I'm home for Christmas
>sit in silence for 5 minutes while Skylar tugs Walter off

>be like 12 or 13
>watch some thriller with some serial killer or some shit with mom
>killer and some blonde fuck like animals, typical 90's softcore-style overacting
>"user, you already know what that is right?"
>already super uncomfortable
>guy ties the blonde to a chair and kills her with a plastic bag tied on her head
>pee-pee is confused

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>she tells me to cover my eyes and hide under the blanket
i slept with my mother in the same bed till the age of 19

Did your morning wood ever brush up on her ass?

yes and i often put a pillow between us

But they didn't know who paul walker was until he died

Mother watches horror movies every Christmas (dec.20-25). I don't know, my mother is weird

my fetish

Pepe combining with The Pest? Oh no...

>got my dad the HBO Rome boxset
>just remembered all those sex scenes

...

>watching Silence of the Lambs with my mom and brother
>part where Hannibal escapes in an ambulance wearing someone elses face
>start laughing because for some reason I remember that stupid reaction image of the guy with the pancake on his face
>family looks at me like I'm a complete maniac

It would have just made it weirder to explain.

>watching movie with family
>sex scene comes on
>dad says "you wouldn't know what to do if that was you, hey user?"
>everyone laughs

me on the far left, trying to cover up my boner

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>benis in bagina,daddy!

is for

>"they were not wasting time, ha?"
I don't get it

thanks for putting this thread on this website

not yet user... but soon i hope.

Shit wrong one.

I don't get it

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Are you me?