"I'm sorry Yoshikazu, but that Rey gaijin's sushi-making skill is already far greater than me...

"I'm sorry Yoshikazu, but that Rey gaijin's sushi-making skill is already far greater than me. She will be the next head chef of this restaurant, not you."

*unsheathes katana*

*commits seppuku*

why has this become a Sup Forums meme instead of a /ck/ meme?

because the fish isn't cooked

no memes allowed on /ck/

Yoshikazu became Kylo Ren

It's more meme worthy with people who don't have the faintest clue about food. Plus it is stupid to pay a ton for such simple food and a board that mostly pirates the shit it uses can see it. /ck/ actually PAYS.

those morons don't know anything about food either. and paying 300 for sushi is stupid.

"Lol, you can only make tamagoyaki from now on, Yoshikazu."

>"heh sorry master jiro but I've skipped the rice making altogether and now serve stupid gaijin nothing more than left over uncooked sliced fish... I call it sashimi and I charge twice your prices! looks like your time up old man muhahahahaha!"

What about McChicken?

*burns all the fish an rice*
"Everything she needs to know is already inside of her"

>forgetting Ja/ck/

Is he american?

*unshits katana

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

I wonder if the real draw of the place is watching white people squirm. The locals must have great stories eating there for 2 hours (because they are Japanese).

Yes, a genuine 56% white amerimutt

This

/ck/ sucks ass

>Nakazawa now has his own sushi restaurant

Is this the end for Sukiyabashi Jiro?

>"Oh my God... She's more skillful than Shinzo Abe, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Hirohito, Yamamoto, Oda Nobunaga, Sakamoto Ryōma, Emperor Meiji, Toyotomi Hideyoshi , Matsushita Konosuke , Noguchi Hideyo, Hijikata Toshizō, Saigo Takamori, Misora Hibari, Fukuzawa Yukichi, Yoshida Shigeru, Minamoto Yoshitsune, Tezuka Osamu , Prince Shotoku , Miyamoto Musashi , Ozaki Yutaka, Soseki Natsume , Takasugi Shinsaku, Murasaki Shikibu, Miyazawa Kenji, Ninomiya Sontoku, Kondo Isami, Okubo Toshimichi , Takeda Shingen, Himiko, Ino Tadataka, Ishihara Yujiro, Sen no Rikyu, Sugihara Chiune, Date Masamune, Tanaka Giichi, Hitomi Tanaka, Okita Souji, Matsuda Yusaku, Oishi Kuranosuke, Ikariya Chosuke, Katsu Kaishu, Yoshida Shoin, Kurosawa Akira , my son Takashi Ono, my wife, Uesugi Kenshin , Sato Eisaku, Sanada Yukimura, Kato Daijiro, Tokugawa Mitsukuni, Ogi Akira, Togo Heihachiro, Ito Hirobumi, Yosano Akiko, Tsuburaya Eiji, Honda Minako, Uemura Naomi, Sugita Genpaku, Natsume Masako, Honda Soichiro, and Shohei Baba, also known as Giant, all put together..."